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46 Rockville, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:09pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I'm a 46-year-old nerd with the tastes and aesthetic sensibilities of a 9-year-old boy. I like comic books, junk food, internet memes and loving on my dog.
I currently have two serious girlfriends and have discovered that that is about all I can handle. If I'm going to start seeing someone else, I'm going to be very picky. If you can knowledgeably discuss the differences between pre-Zero Hour, post-Infinite Crisis and the New 52, that's a damn good start.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to work; playing with my dog; watching cartoons; enjoying time with my girlfriends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fixing crap around the house.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The big, bald head, I guess. That's a relatively recent decision. I had great hair for about forty years. Ah, well. We had a good run and I've got an awesome skull.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: H.P. Lovecraft, Charles Stross, Neil Gaiman, Jasper Fforde, Caleb Carr, Christopher Moore, China Mieville, Christopher Farnsworth, Jane Austen, J.K. Rowling

Television: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, The Muppet Show, Blackadder, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, House, Sherlock, 30 Rock

Movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Nolan Batman trilogy, Bridge on the River Kwai, Goodfellas

Music: Glam Rock, Punk Rock, New Wave, Funk, Soul, Operetta, Show Tunes, Psychedelia, Folk, Reggae, Zydeco, Big Band

Cartoons: Justice League Unlimited, Batman Beyond, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic, Ruby Gloom, Phineas and Ferb, The Venture Brothers

Food: Curry, Stuffed Artichoke, Boiled Crawfish, Popeye's Chicken, Pizza, Macaroni and cheese, Jambalaya, Ice Cream, Doughnuts
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brain stem
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
cartoons, food, and kinky sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on the couch at my house or one of the girlfriends'. If I'm really lucky, they're on either side of me. If I have the energy, I'll go to Studio58.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a happy member of the BDSM subculture.
You should message me if
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you want to be tied up and flogged.
Or play Scrabble. I love Scrabble.