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MiserablyHappy

45 Rockville, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 45-year-old nerd with the tastes and aesthetic sensibilities of a 9-year-old boy. I like comic books, junk food, internet memes and loving on my dog.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to work; playing with my dog; watching cartoons; hanging out with my girlfriend and her kids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fixing crap around the house.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The big, bald head, I guess. That's a relatively recent decision. I had great hair for about forty years. Ah, well. We had a good run and I've got an awesome skull.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: H.P. Lovecraft, Charles Stross, Neil Gaiman, Jasper Fforde, Caleb Carr, Christopher Moore, China Mieville, Christopher Farnsworth, Jane Austen, J.K. Rowling

Television: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, The Muppet Show, Blackadder, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, House, Sherlock, 30 Rock

Movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Nolan Batman trilogy, Bridge on the River Kwai, Goodfellas

Music: Glam Rock, Punk Rock, New Wave, Funk, Soul, Operetta, Show Tunes, Psychedelia, Folk, Reggae, Zydeco, Big Band

Cartoons: Justice League Unlimited, Batman Beyond, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic, Ruby Gloom, Phineas and Ferb, The Venture Brothers

Food: Curry, Stuffed Artichoke, Boiled Crawfish, Popeye's Chicken, Pizza, Macaroni and cheese, Jambalaya, Ice Cream, Doughnuts
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen
Water
Food
Sleep
Homeostasis
My brain stem
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
cartoons, food, and kinky sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
really friggin' tired. If I have the energy, I'll go to the Crucible or Studio58.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a happy member of the BDSM subculture.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to be tied up and flogged.
Or play Scrabble. I love Scrabble.