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MiserablyHappy

45 M Rockville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a 45-year-old nerd with the tastes and aesthetic sensibilities of a 9-year-old boy. I like comic books, junk food, internet memes and loving on my dog.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to work; playing with my dog;watching cartoons; hanging out with my girlfriend and her kids.
I’m really good at
fixing crap around the house.
The first things people usually notice about me
The big, bald head, I guess. That's a relatively recent decision. I had great hair for about forty years. Ah, well. We had a good run and I've got an awesome skull.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: H.P. Lovecraft, Charles Stross, Neil Gaiman, Jasper Fforde, Caleb Carr, Christopher Moore, China Mieville, Christopher Farnsworth, Jane Austen, J.K. Rowling

Television: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, The Muppet Show, Blackadder, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, House, Sherlock, 30 Rock

Movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Nolan Batman trilogy, Bridge on the River Kwai, Goodfellas

Music: Glam Rock, Punk Rock, New Wave, Funk, Soul, Operetta, Show Tunes, Psychedelia, Folk, Reggae, Zydeco, Big Band

Cartoons: Justice League Unlimited, Batman Beyond, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic, Ruby Gloom, Phineas and Ferb, The Venture Brothers

Food: Curry, Stuffed Artichoke, Boiled Crawfish, Popeye's Chicken, Pizza, Macaroni and cheese, Jambalaya, Ice Cream, Doughnuts
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen
Water
Food
Sleep
Homeostasis
My brain stem
I spend a lot of time thinking about
cartoons, food, and kinky sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
really friggin' tired. If I have the energy, I'll go to the Crucible or Studio58.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you want to be tied up and flogged.
Or play Scrabble. I love Scrabble.