Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awesome, and you need to be just as awesome if you intend to
message me. If you're only about 86% awesome, that's okay. We can
probably still be friends. Probably. Good news is I love new
friends. I like to go drinking with them, pick sand dollars on the
beach with them, and harass them about how they're still watching
Doctor Who even though the series was slaughtered and has spiraled
into a disgusting mess....Being my friend isn't that bad. I
promise. I tend to cook when they come over, just cause I like to
take care of people, but I can neither confirm nor deny the food is
always edible. I also love to dance, but good dancing buddies are
hard to find.
I have a huge soft spot for amazing design and art. Typically my
art love manifests in music, poetry, UI/UX, and industrial design.
Something about the raw-ness of good spoken word really gets me.
Obviously, I also love amazing game design, especially if they have
simple art styles.
I'm poly with a man who's amazing. What's important to know about
my version of poly is that I don't sleep around. Poly for me is
about having actual relationships, not just random sex. I am
bisexual and so those relationships may also be with women.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a producer/game designer at a new indie studio in the city.
Yes, I make video games for a living. Yes, it can be just as
awesome as it sounds. I tend to be super busy with all my work, but
I love all of it. I do quite a few other things outside of work,
but it does take a huge amount of my time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random hilarious comments at inopportune moments
Drinking chocolate milk with a spoon
Pretending I'm learning ukulele to impress girls that may think
this is cool (read: I can't play shit, but I'll totally have it
laying out when you come over).
Impromptu motivational speeches that energize people for 3.7
minutes until they go back to their normal state
Taking care of significant others. Like "Hey, while you were gone I
did all your laundry, cleaned your bathroom, and made dinner. Can
we fuck now?"
Making people feel awkward when my friend trades shoes with me
because heels hurt and he has the same size feet (this is pretty
common when we party at this point).
Finding clothes that don't fit right, and thus, eventually finding
clothes that fit perfectly.
Not messaging you first, cause that shit's awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Game of Thrones (books and show), Wheel of Time, Hunger Games
books. I read a lot and this is just my recently read list. I'm in
the middle of The Art of Game Design.
As for music I listen to a range from Mumford and Sons to Metallica
to Daft Punk. I typically never listen to country or gangster rap,
though. Gotten into EDM lately mainly for the dancing
Gaming is a huge deal to me since it's kind of turning into my
life. Right now I'm not able to play much because of work, but what
I do tends to be Hearthstone. If I can sneak away a day I play the
shit out of League of Legends (main support). Other than that I
don't get time for much, but huge fan of all the Elder Scrolls (at
least all the ones anyone ever played), Mass Effect, and mobile
games. I play a ton of mobile right now since I tend to be on the
bus a good chunk of time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet would be all six unless I'm camping. For some reason I
really like being away from everything, but once I'm close to
civilization again it's like heroin and I always need the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random shit like where I can rent a puppy for the day. I also spend
a lot of time self reflecting. But if you know where I can get a
temporary puppy shoot me a message. That'd be awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, playing League of Legends, or drinking. Sometimes a weird
mix of the three.
You should message me if
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You're awesome and are going to send me a message that consists of
more than "Hey" or "How are you". I don't really care what you send
me as long as it doesn't bore me*.
Offensive jokes don't offend you, and it's possible you're
approximately 17% asshole yourself. Note: I will accept other
asshole percentages depending on type of asshole.
Good design makes you go "Holy shit, I think I just came" and then
you can effectively discuss what could potentially make it better
while appreciating it's brilliant already.
You're not going to tell me how much fun hiking is and you think we
should totally go do this amazing mountain climb together. You
think I'd love it cause it's such a spiritual experience and it'll
change my life....Yeah....I may be convinced to do a small walk,
but I'm a damn fat kid. I'm not starting with a hike in the woods
with some fucker I don't know. And there better be something
awesome at the end of this small walk, too. Like chocolate. Or
alcohol. Yeah, make it alcohol.
You're into hitting up thrift stores, cause I need a buddy for that
*You should NOT message me if:
The only interesting thing you can include is talk about kink or
fucking me. I'm sure your cock is huge; it's why you're randomly
sending sex messages to chicks on the interwebs.
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