Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I'm me.
No, I'm not looking for a hook-up. Don't even try.
I'm going to give this website one last try. I can't help but be
slightly hopeful 💋
Now some about me:
I work full time as a supervisor in a department store. It's ok,
I'll just never understand why people always have to be rude!
I have a twin sister (I know what you're thinking.....stahp
I have a very weird sense of humor that most people probably just
Sleeping is probably my main hobby at the moment.
Currently, I don't have any tattoos. However, I have some in the
I love antiques and old things, so you'll often find me at antique
stores, thrift stores, fleamarkets or garage sales.
In the summer I ride my road bike often. Haven't gotten a century
ride in yet, hopefully a few next summer!
I drive a Saab 9-3. I get judged a lot because of how much money
and how many things I've had to replace, yet he's still alive!
Judge me if you so wish, but I love him!
UPDATE: Saab is dead 😭
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as of right now. Taking life as it comes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything other than filling this page out...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes or my boobs.
Or asking if my dermals hurt. Especially after I ripped one
Also, I've recently been told a lot that I have BRF.... that might
be my problem?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I absolutely love Fool by Christopher Moore. I love
mysteries, (auto) biographies and anything funny. History is cool
to. It all depends on my mood.
Music: I'll listen to anything if it's catchy enough.
Rancid, Misfits, Klaxons, Kasabian, Adam Ant, and The Clash to name
Shows: I enjoy anything on the H2, Science or Travel Channels (THE
ONES WHERE YOU ACTUALLY LEARN THINGS) I also like British shows
such as 8 out of 10 Cats, QI, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, The Young
Ones, The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh plus a crap ton more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My best friend
& Love :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that I shouldn't be eating whatever it is I'm eating at
And the fact that I have so many visitors and yet no one wants to
message me :(
I'm starting to think there are no real men left.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep (because there is a chance I have to be at work at 5 or 6
am), out with friends if it's my weekend off, playing darts, or
feeding the stray cats outside my house 💗
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never had a boyfriend.... :(
(And apparently never will at this rate. Are there any guys who
P.s. A short time ago I tested positive for herpes (it's A LOT more
common than you think! ) I'm saying this to save everyone a lot of
time and me a lot more heart break. It has caused me a lot of pain
emotionally, but I have no choice. If you can't accept me for me,
then please move on. Also, because of this, I will never message
first. It's all up to you.
You should message me if
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