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My self-summary
I was always the weird kid. Weird is the theme of my personality. It's the decorations in my house. It's the music I listen to and the movies I watch, etc. I use a phrase a lot and it's "weird girls rock". And they do.

Life is meant to be enjoyed and not just lived. I smile, I laugh, I don't take myself seriously. I'm a huge goof ball and love to have adventures. What kind of adventures you ask? The adventurey kind. I love to brighten people's day, everyday. If I can get someone to crack a smile and/or laugh, yay me! If you're too serious and smiling is out of the question, I'm not the person for you.

I am happy-go-lucky, artistic, and quirky
What I’m doing with my life
Currently work at a laid back call center. Not my dream job but a warm work environment. I do art and DJing in my spare time. I'm an artist and I sell art in all forms...anything from hair clips to custom-made Barbies. I even sew monsters on ties. Yup I'm a Portlander. The sky's the limit I say. So much to do and so little time...
I’m really good at
Pop Culture Triva. I'm full of useless information. Laughter is another one. I'm a well established laugh track to most of my friends. I like to sing and am a karaoke pro. Being silly in public. Being a thrifty shopper, specifically the Goodwill bins. I can find just about anything there. I've found everything from a My Pet Monster to an old female bra bust. And yes, they're both displayed in my house. I'm also good at coming up with last minute costumes, craft dilemmas, birthday gifts, you name it. I work quickly and effectively. People have called me the "Macgyver of craftiness". I'm pretty good at Scrabble. I kick wordy butt.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blonde hair or my blue eyes. Also the fact I'm dressed like I'm from anywhere from the 1920's to 1980's and beyond. There's also that crazy laughter that I'll mention again. You can hear it miles away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Catcher in the Rye is my favorite book. Other books: Breakfast of Champions, Welcome to the Monkey House, October Country, Silence of the Lambs, House of Stairs, Flowers in the Attic, Songs of the Doomed, A Wind in the Door, The Vampire Chronicles, Venus in a half shell, The unauthorized Bio of Jack Nicholson, Songs of the domed, Cat's Cradle, anything by Roald Dahl, Edgar Alan Poe, Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Twain, not to mention film books. I can't get enough of Videohound Cult and Trash Flicks. I also dabble in comic book reading. I like Batman, Hellboy, Spiderman, and other random ones.

Donnie Darko tops the list for movies. Others include M, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Moonrise Kingdom, The Brain, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Flash Gordon, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Avengers, Rambo, Total Recall, Breakin', Rappin', Pennies From Heaven, Blue Velvet, Silence of the lambs, Back to the Future1,2,3, Cannibal the Musical, Evil Dead, A Clockwork Orange, Earth Girls are Easy, The Apple, The Sure Thing, Batman Begins, The Dark Night, Warriors of the Wasteland, Star Crash Trancers, Mulholland Drive, The Neverending Story, The Hobbit, The Wizard of Gore, Midnight in Paris, Rushmore, A Steetcar Named Desire, Dr. Strangelove or How I stopped worrying and loved the bomb, The Jacket, Best in Show, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Nightmare on Elm Street, Cobra Verde, The AvengersForbidden Zone, Fright Night 1 and 2, Predator, Three Amigos, The Wizard of Oz, Holy Mountain, El Topo, Santa Sangre, Wizards, Carnival of Souls, My Friend Totoro, Let the Right One In, Rock 'n' Rule, Hour of the Wolf, Showgirls, The King of Kong:Fist full of Quarters, Showgirls, The Goonies,The Who's Tommy, Big Trouble in Little China, [[Up, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, The Dark Night, Metropolis, [[Wall-E, It, Role Models, The Brain, Zardoz, MST3K, Elvira:Mistress of the Dark, New Orleans, The Virgin Spring, The Lost Boys, Last Temptation of Christ, Devil Girl From Mars, Monster Squad, Reanimator, Wet Hot American Summer. etc.

Lots of music. Love, Billie Holiday, Eagles of Death Metal, Roky Erickson, Sam Cooke, Madonna, Ministry, Outkast, Trust, Austra, Kool Keith, Bat for Lashes, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Odd Future,Tyler The Creator, Kiev, Thin Lizzy, Nina Simone, New Order, Light Asylum, Paul Revere and the Raiders, TV on the Radio, White Noise, Peter Gabriel, The Beatles, Depeche Mode, Neil Young, The Zombies, Kate Bush, The Misfits, Wendy O. Williams, Strawberry Switchblade, Joni Mitchell, Ice Cube, Arcade Fire, Led Zepplin, Elvis Costello, Big Boi, Biggie Smalls, Grace Jones, Cop Shoot Cop, The Who, NWA, Talking Heads, Nick Cave, Iggy Pop, Big Black Delta, Kate Bush, Toyah Wilcox(not Jackson), Nina Hagen, Death in June, Tomorrow, ELO, Shadowhouse, Childish Gambino, Ice-T, Cristina, 13 Floor Elevators, 45 Grave, Afu-Ra, Die Antwoord, Idle Race, Pink Floyd, The Velvet Underground, The Pizza Underground, ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, AC/DC, Virgin Prunes, Christian Death, JoAnna Newsome, Elvis Presley, Marvin Gaye, Simon and Garfunkel, Front 242, David Guetta, Rolling Stones, Beethoven, White Lies, T-Rex, Girl Talk, Danielson, Florence+The Machine, 31 Knots, Gilberto Gil, Os Muntantes, Kiss, Specimen, Roxy Music, many more...

Tv too...Star Trek, The Simpsons, Law and Order:SVU, Red Dwarf, True Blood, Adventure Time, Matlock, Macgyver, Dexter, Upright Citizens BrigadeMasters of Horror, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Portlandia, The Muppet Show, 321 Contact, South Park, OPB, PBS, Freaks and Geeks, Night Court, Any old school Nickelodeon i.e. Clarissa Explains it all, You Can't Do That on Television, Pete and Pete, Round House, Are you afraid of the Dark, Ren and Stimpy, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Twilight Zone, Monsters, Friday the 13th: The Series, Saturday Night Live, The State, The Kids in the Hall, TV Funhouse, Wonder Shozen, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, The Big Bang Theory, Jeopardy, The Discovery Channel, Public Access, (more to come)

Eat food? I conform to nothing! Well, sometimes..I am a vegetarian. I love to cook and have been known to make about 12 versions of awesome spaghetti sauce, pizza, and casseroles. Foods that please me include: Ice cream, peanut butter cups, Lebanese Food is my favorite followed by Mediterranean food, Mexican Food, Indian Food, Italian Food with being pizza king, cheese in almost all forms, spinach, thai food, fake meat, popsicles, fruit and veggies, etc. Foods that aren't made anymore that were incredible: Hostess Ninja Turtles Pudding Pies (they were GREEN!), Safeway Select Spumoni ice cream, Morning Star fake beef strips and McDonalds wannable bocca burger (so good!). I also make a mean cup of coffee including iced coffee. Lately I've been a hot and cold tea drinker. So delish.
The six things I could never do without
So being a pop culture geek: My movies and music, coffee, my Zune (yes I'm cool enough to own one =P), friends, and the lovely Portland, OR. I know it says six but I have to add Scrabble. Gotta love scrabble. Also I include my cat in the friend category. He's a polydactyl cat named "Mister Manos: The Paws of Fate". Named after the terrible movie "Manos: The Hands of Fate". He's also known as "Catman Fingers". Also I love walking. Walking around downtown is one of my favorite things to do but if it's a park, beach or a mysterious castle I'm in!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
kittens rolling around in a big basket of yarn, covered with butterflies and rainbows, held in the mouth of a unicorn in white puffy clouds, covered in candy gumdrops and sunbeams. hmmm...maybe not. But being funny and artistic in some way? True.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays are a crapshoot. I love the music but the hipsters there are pretty unbearable. Sometimes I go to karaoke at the Boiler Room or at the Galaxy. I'm not a fan of crowds so I get creative: Scrabble at the Roxy, Party at my house, Drinking at the Low Brow bar or the Shanghi Tunnel which are always comfortable, random photoshoot downtown, etc. Once a month I also do a dance night on a Friday. That's always fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll kick your ass at Scrabble. Not private more than it is true.
You should message me if
If you are some sort of geek. Horn-rimmed glasses are a plus. If you like chubby girls that rock. I also like guys with a little more to love but not 'too much to love'. Don't worry! I can sometimes be scrawny friendly. Love of pop culture? It helps. And please have some sort of sex drive. I'm not a prude.

DON'T message/IM me if you want to cyber sex chat or "sexSkype". Also if I don't message you back means "I'm not interested". Don't message me if you have no picture or no pictures of your face because you're most likely a axe murderer.

Also I'm not interested in guys that have a significant other, i.e. poly/open/cheating. After bad experiences with this type of set up, I vowed to not do it again.

You can IM me if you want to chat about: nerdy stuff aka pop culture, silly stuff, awesome stories and fun tales, or just shoot the shit. This includes everything except BEING PRETENTIOUS. I like to talk to down-to-Earth people who just want to be cool and who are not full of it. There's nothing that turns me off more than people who take themselves too seriously. Basically if you're a douche bag, look elsewhere.