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MissDiversion

52 / F / Straight / Single

Halifax, United Kingdom

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:10am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Are you sitting comfortably?...

I'm confident, decent, honest, and am Box of Frogs mad, not Bunny Boiler mad.

I believe a relationship should be based on honesty, equality, trust and respect, communication, emotional maturity, and of course chemistry and attraction. Without these, it doesn't even start.

I am looking for a decent chap/man/boy (yes, I like younger men too - as long as they are intelligent, and are not obsessed with online game playing/geekery), who will make me laugh, but also support and be able to take good care of me. He will be my Best Boy, lover, slave (yes, you read that right), Boss, companion, friend and equal. I will be his Queen, Mistress (yes, you read that right too), Best Girl, daft companion, support and number one fan.

He must take pride in his appearance, whether smart, bohemian or eccentric, preferably clean shaven (but certain exceptions might be made if he is stylish, or looks like Johnny Depp...); be intelligent, funny, a good communicator, and certainly will appreciate the finer things in life.

This would exclude anyone who uses text speak, "Lol", and sends "sexy" comments and over familiar messages on this kind of site. I also do not do online chit chat for ages , or Instant Messaging, and am not interested in "a bit of fun" or casual sex, so please do not ask.

I appreciate old fashioned manners. I like to be treated like a Lady, but I also can also have a riotous good time and be naughty when appropriate. I know how to hold my knife and fork correctly, and how to address a Prince or a dustman (just make sure I don't get them muddled up!)

I ride a motorbike - not as often as I'd like these days, due to working hard at my own business or the lousy weather, so it would be nice to meet a biker. I love touring Europe (not camping!), but haven't done that for a while due to work commitments and weather, and I have done track days in the past - (yes, I've done Nurburgring!!)

Now here's where I'm fussy! I cannot consider being with anyone who drinks more than occasionally, or smokes, or takes any type of drugs. I prefer someone to be fit , healthy, and not overweight. I'm afraid I could not take up with someone who was quiet, shy, or Vanilla. While I'm looking for a certain stability, this does not mean dull! And he should preferably have no pets or young children.

If your ideal date is a nice country walk (with the dog), then on to a quaint country pub with real ales and a roaring fire, then back home and cuddling up on the sofa with a dvd and a glass of wine...then I'm afraid that would be my idea of hell (either that or a day at Alton Towers!), so perhaps you would be better seeking another lady.

Thank you for taking the time to read my profile.

Miss Diversion
What I’m doing with my life
Running my own business. I've just been to India for a month, and it was brilliant! Can't wait to go again!
I’m really good at
My Art. Going on holiday - travelling (not backpacking or camping, though!) Being silly. Being there for my friends. Being bossy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends what I'm wearing at the time...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Sound of Music. The Godfather. Disney's Fantasia. Tim Burton films. Theatre. Dance...and much more..

Music, from Baroque to Swing. World Music.
Dancing: Salsa, Jive, Swing, Ballroom, Burlesque

Food. Yes please. From simple, fresh produce from a Greek market, feta cheese, olives, coffee...to beautifully prepared gourmet cuisine. If it's good, it can make me cry.
The six things I could never do without
My sight
My sense of the ridiculous
My friends
My creativity
Someone to share it with
Laughter
Health
Good food - amazing restaurants
Love
Freedom
Warmth
Memories
Music
Dancing.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My work. New ideas. Travelling abroad. Life plans. Where I'd like to live. What I'm going to do...and who with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
..you wish. But I probably will not reply if you live abroad, as I really do not think a long distance relationship is a realistic expectation.

I certainly will not respond if it is "Hi!" or "how r u?", or "u look sexy wanna meet? Lol." And yes, people do send messages like that!

And a photo on the profile is a must. Shallow?... No.
Realistic and honest, yes.

Thank you
Miss Diversion