Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

MissGazelle

110 F Irvine, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Have you guys seen that movie "Warm Bodies"? Yeah. Zombies are nothing like that.
What I’m doing with my life
The "holy grail," so to speak, for most zombies is finding good meals. My main drive in life is food, and by food I mean people. Lately there's been a decline in the quality of food I've been finding, so I moved near a college campus to see if pickings were any better.

They weren't.
I’m really good at
- breaking legs and flipping over tables.
- being part of a horde.
- breaking through really tough sternums.
- talking about sea creature genitalia.
- cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smell. Definitely smell.

You'll smell me before you see me, haha!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...Why Cambridge decided the Oxford comma is an outdated punctuation piece.

...When the next full-length Tommy Wiseau movie is going to be released.

...Mating habits of cephalopods.

...Why my circulation is so bad.

...How large of a drill you would need to pierce the heavens.

...Why people still live in my Animal Crossing town.

...Butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with my zom-bros eating ladies and causing a ruckus.

NO, I MEAN LETS BE HONEST, WHO GOES OUT ON A FRIDAY? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have definitely eaten someone before.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You appreciate proper grammar and punctuation usage on the Internet.

Your user-name does not contain the number "69" in it.

Professor Layton is someone who inspires you.

You are a beautiful animal and/or destroyer or worlds.

...or if you have a blue-eyes white dragon card.