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MissGazelle
109 / F / Straight / Single
Los Gatos, California
Her Details
- Last Online
- May 17
- Ethnicity
- Other
- Height
- 3′ 0″ (0.91m).
- Body Type
- Used up
- Diet
- Mostly anything
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of space camp
- Job
- Retired
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Offspring
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and has cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently)
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What I’m doing with my life
The "holy grail," so to speak, for most zombies is finding good
meals. My main drive in life is food, and by food I mean people.
Lately there's been a decline in the quality of food I've been
finding, so I moved near a college campus to see if pickings were
any better.
They weren't.
They weren't.
I’m really good at
- breaking legs and flipping over tables.
- being part of a horde.
- breaking through really tough sternums.
- talking about sea creature genitalia.
- cooking.
- being part of a horde.
- breaking through really tough sternums.
- talking about sea creature genitalia.
- cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smell. Definitely smell.
You'll smell me before you see me, haha!
You'll smell me before you see me, haha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
- Battle Royale
- Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies
Movies/Shows:
- Boy Eats Girl
- Mutant Girl Squad
- Night of the Creeps
- Night of the Living Dead
- The Room
- Shaun of the Dead
- Slither
- Tokyo Gore Police
- Zombies of Mass Destruction
- Hannibal
Games:
- DotA 2 (Undying-senpai~)
- Hotline Miami
- Neverwinter Nights
- CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES
Music:
- PAN FLUTES
Food:
- People Who Aren't Fatty
- Battle Royale
- Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies
Movies/Shows:
- Boy Eats Girl
- Mutant Girl Squad
- Night of the Creeps
- Night of the Living Dead
- The Room
- Shaun of the Dead
- Slither
- Tokyo Gore Police
- Zombies of Mass Destruction
- Hannibal
Games:
- DotA 2 (Undying-senpai~)
- Hotline Miami
- Neverwinter Nights
- CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES
Music:
- PAN FLUTES
Food:
- People Who Aren't Fatty
The six things I could never do without
1) Cats
2) PILLZ
3) The Pursuit of Knowledge
4) Tea Time
5) Inappropriate Jokes
6) Wilderness Sabbaticals
2) PILLZ
3) The Pursuit of Knowledge
4) Tea Time
5) Inappropriate Jokes
6) Wilderness Sabbaticals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...Why Cambridge decided the Oxford comma is an outdated
punctuation piece.
...When the next full-length Tommy Wiseau movie is going to be released.
...Mating habits of cephalopods.
...Why my circulation is so bad.
...How large of a drill you would need to pierce the heavens.
...Why people still live in my Animal Crossing town.
...Butts.
...When the next full-length Tommy Wiseau movie is going to be released.
...Mating habits of cephalopods.
...Why my circulation is so bad.
...How large of a drill you would need to pierce the heavens.
...Why people still live in my Animal Crossing town.
...Butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with my zom-bros eating ladies and causing a ruckus.
NO, I MEAN LETS BE HONEST, WHO GOES OUT ON A FRIDAY? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
NO, I MEAN LETS BE HONEST, WHO GOES OUT ON A FRIDAY? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have definitely eaten someone before.
I’m looking for
- Everybody
- Ages 18–100
- Located anywhere
- For new friends
You should message me if
You appreciate proper grammar and punctuation usage on the
Internet.
Your user-name does not contain the number "69" in it.
Professor Layton is someone who inspires you.
You are a beautiful animal and/or destroyer or worlds.
...or if you have a blue-eyes white dragon card.
Your user-name does not contain the number "69" in it.
Professor Layton is someone who inspires you.
You are a beautiful animal and/or destroyer or worlds.
...or if you have a blue-eyes white dragon card.
