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MissGuillotine

23 / F / straight / Single

Melbourne, Australia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am strong headed, warm hearted, and easily spooked.

My Self-Summary

I think this is a bullshit section. I figure the following sections summarise me quite well therefor I'm taking a stand and am going to neglect this completely.

What I’m doing with my life

Working a job that is...irrelevant to me and my interests in life. But it pays..and that part I enjoy.

Still trying to figure out what I'll do once this job becomes unbearable.

I’m really good at

Finding humour in almost everything.

The first things people usually notice about me

I just sat here for about 90 seconds trying to figure out what the first thing people would notice would be...and I'm really not sure...so if I ever meet you...let me know what it is you notice...then I'll compile a list..average it out...and put it here. lol

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

Good long sleeps.
Cigarettes.
Products with a high sugar and/or caffeine content.
Sex.
Social interaction.
Something to work towards.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

All sorts of things really. I'm fairly exhausted lately so I spend quite abit of time thinking about how I could have phrased the last sentence that escaped my mouth in a way where people other than myself could also make sense of it. And I also tend to ponder the fact that I work 8 hours a day, I sleep 8 hours a day....so where the fuck do the remaining 8 hours go?! This angers and confuses me though so I try to move along the next thought as quickly as possible.

On a typical Friday night I am

I don't believe 'typical fridays' exist in my life...Some I do absolutely nothing and am asleep by 10...and others I'm awake and out doing a plethora of things.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My father is a cross-dresser.

You should message me if

anything you've read here has taken your fancy =)