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MissMelbaToast

34 / F / straight / Single

Denver, Colorado

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I am rude, crude, and dangerous to know.

My Self-Summary

Miss Melba Toast Seeking Mr. Chuck Roast.

Hey man were getting the band back together.
Did you know Donny was a bowler?
A donut with no hole is a danish.
Whats up.....chicken butt.
Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!

What I’m doing with my life

Not what I probobly should.
I am going to jam out with my clam out....thank you NPH.

I’m really good at

Slicing you open with my sharp wit. I mean hair.

The first things people usually notice about me

I think I blend in, don't you?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Mind control for dummies..

Suburbia

Music..hmm the answer might be staring you in the face

Booze

The six things I could never do without

Mr. Vodka Martini
Teasing Comb
2 Angry Beavers
Eyeliner
Fake fruit

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Mr. Chuck Roast, and what he will look like when I find him.
Will he be fatty like a rib-eye or lean like a strip?

[Or well-aged like jerky?]

Editors

On a typical Friday night I am

Shopping for leather accessories

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I think I have already revealed too much.
And that stuff you found in your sink, yeah that was me.

You should message me if

You hate yourself.....