Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To best describe my luck in dating i shall use dungeons and
It's like I just rolled a natural 1. And that's like a great wyrm
red dragon missing a kolbold with it's bite attack.
I'm a geek. You get used to it.
So it was brought to my attention that I was too vague in my
answers....So this is Me for all of You to see. And I'm not going
to hold back anything.
But first a few things just so you know what to expect
-If you're married...I'm not interested
-If you have a problem with me having kids...I'm not
-If you're just looking for sex...I'm not interested
-If you mail me and I don't get back to you in at least 4
days...I'm not interested
Sorry if you don't like any of that. But this way you can't say I
didn't warn you.
-I love penguins
-I cut my hair a lot
-I think I think to0 much
-I'm part Russian and Damned proud of it. I'm a lot of other things
too, but like to just focus on the Russian part. Cause it's
-If you don't like the fact that I'm a Ruski Commie then you can
-I'm a neat freak
-If people leave me alone in their house, I'll clean it before they
-I go to shows often
-I have 6 brothers. And they're all over 6ft tall and pretty big,
so I'd be careful with my heart if I were you.
-I like to take pictures of Local bands
-I like to scrapbo0k those pictures
-For some odd reason people like to take pictures of me
-I've been on T.V. 4 times. Once on the news, 2 make over shows,
and once on Jenny Jones.
-Yes I have the tapes.
-No you can't see them
-I'll be your best friend until you give me a reason not to
-I always sing in the shower
-My dream car is a 1967 Nova
-I was born on 'National Hug Day
-My favorite color is green
-I have a hard time telling people no
-I am a hopeless romantic
-I love sleeping with my head on someone’s chest, so I can fall
asleep to their heartbeat
-I give my heart away too easily
-My longest relationship was 4 years 6 months and 27 days
-My shortest was 19 hours
-I never understood the concept of falling in love
-I have never said I love you without meaning it.
-All my ex’s have cheated on me
-I wear my heart on my sleeve
-I believe that the ones you love, and the ones that love you, are
never ever the same people
-I hate that I moved to Ohio from California, and now I’m fucking
-I hate how everyone seems to know how I feel before me.
-I hate how when I wear my 'Proud to be Drug Free' shirt, people
look at me like I'm lying.
-The most important thing-
-I have kids. If that bothers you, then you're on the wrong page.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sell used to sell porn movies and vibrators, no seriously. I'm
Now I'm a kitchen manager.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arts and crafts. I love photography and scrapbooking. Right now I'm
teaching myself how to knit. Yes, it's a grandma thing to do, but I
want to be able to make cool scarves and fuzzy socks in the winter.
Not to mention awesome blankets to keep me warm when it starts
I'm also pretty good at making cupcakes and other baked goods. I
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess that all depends on the person. But lots of people say I
have huge pretty eyes, I've been told I'm like a Power Puff Girl.
Or my Sewer Rat tattoo. He gets a lot of attention. My green hair
that might be purple tomorrow?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-Go ask Alice
-I am America, and So Can You
-The Dark Tower Series
-Flowers in the Attic
-The Glass house
-Secrets in the Cellar
-I like to read...so a little bit of everything I guess.
-Disney movies from the 90's
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Harold and Maude
-My First Mister
-Where the Wild Things Are
-I'm pretty much up for any movie. You don't know if you like it
unless you watch it right?
I hardly watch TV, but I'm addicted to Netflix
-American Horror Story
I am currently addicted to Regina Spektor
-Anything and everything really
-I have a very eclectic taste in Music
-I hate any pork product
-I never eat the ends of French fries
-I can’t chew gum unless someone has previously chewed it for
-I only eat anything in odd numbers
-I hate mountain dew
-I say soda…not pop
-Sometimes I eat paper
-I eat for survival not pleasure
-I only eat blue M&M’s
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My life revolves around the letter C
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to make life happy and productive.
Why people are assholes. My next tattoo. What time I'm supposed to
be at work the next day. How to be a better person. How much it
sucks when your heart breaks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing a puzzle on my floor, reading a book, folding colorful paper,
out at a show, eating food or taking a bubble bath. Sometimes I'm
hiding under grocery store signs playing hot and cold via text
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get really squeaky when excited.
Some people find it endearing. I think it's annoying.
I'm also a Polka Dot Princess.
And that's a sad thing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like playing hide and seek at 1 am in abandoned parking lots.
Trust me it's not as easy as it seems.
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