It's like I just rolled a natural 1. And that's like a great wyrm red dragon missing a kolbold with it's bite attack.
I'm a geek. You get used to it.
9 times out of 10 I'm that person at the red light with my music on way too loud at 2am.
I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.
I'm good to go, but I'm going nowhere fast. Hold on to your words because talk is cheap.
I'm a very blunt person. If you can't handle harsh honesty then move along.
Sticks and stones can break your bones but I'll use my words like knives in your soul.
I met a guy off here once. He was amazing. Until I fell out of my little birds nest.
I won't be a late night booty call so don't even try.
Shut up and let me see your jazz hands
So it was brought to my attention that I was too vague in my answers....So this is Me for all of You to see. And I'm not going to hold back anything.
But first a few things just so you know what to expect
-If you're married...I'm not interested
-If you have a problem with me having kids...I'm not interested
-If you're just looking for sex...I'm not interested
-If you mail me and I don't get back to you in at least 4 days...I'm not interested
Sorry if you don't like any of that. But this way you can't say I didn't warn you.
-I love penguins
-I cut my hair a lot
-I think I think to0 much
-I'm part Russian and Damned proud of it. I'm a lot of other things too, but like to just focus on the Russian part. Cause it's awesome.
-If you don't like the fact that I'm a Ruski Commie then you can move along.
-I'm a neat freak
-If people leave me alone in their house, I'll clean it before they get back
-I go to shows often
-I have 6 brothers. And they're all over 6ft tall and pretty big, so I'd be careful with my heart if I were you.
-I like to take pictures of Local bands
-I like to scrapbo0k those pictures
-For some odd reason people like to take pictures of me
-I've been on T.V. 4 times. Once on the news, 2 make over shows, and once on Jenny Jones.
-Yes I have the tapes.
-No you can't see them
-I'll be your best friend until you give me a reason not to be.
-I always sing in the shower
-My dream car is a 1967 Nova
-I was born on 'National Hug Day
-My favorite color is green
-I have a hard time telling people
-I am a hopeless romantic
-I love sleeping with my head on someone’s chest, so I can fall asleep to their heartbeat
-I give my heart away to0 easily
-My longest relationship was 4 years 6 months and 27 days
-My shortest was 19 hours
-I never understo0d the concept of falling in love
-I have never said I love you without meaning it.
-All my ex’s have cheated on me
-I wear my heart on my sleeve
-I believe that the ones you love, and the ones that love you, are never ever the same people
-I hate that I moved to Ohio from California, and now I’m fucking freezing
-I hate how everyone seems to know how I feel before me.
-I hate how when I wear my 'Proud to be Drug Free' shirt, people look at me like I'm lying.
-The most important thing-
-I have kids. If that bothers you, then you're on the wrong page.