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MissOmega

28 F Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:47pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
So it was brought to my attention that I was too vague in my answers....So this is Me for all of You to see. And I'm not going to hold back anything.
But first a few things just so you know what to expect
-If you're married...I'm not interested
-If you have a problem with me having kids...I'm not interested
-If you're just looking for sex...I'm not interested
-If you mail me and I don't get back to you in at least 4 days...I'm not interested
Sorry if you don't like any of that. But this way you can't say I didn't warn you.

-Random-
-I love penguins
I used pierce people for a living
-I cut my hair a lot
-I think I think to0 much
-I'm part Russian and Damned proud of it. I'm a lot of other things too, but like to just focus on the Russian part. Cause it's awesome.
-If you don't like the fact that I'm a Ruski Commie then you can move along.
-In case you didn't know a Ruski is: The russian word for "russian". it Is often used as a racist term for russians, but very few people are brave enough to use racist terminology against russians, because Russians are usually buff, and can kick the crap out of anyone. American: "Hey Ruski! Get out of our country you commie bastard" Russian: "Shto ti skazal, skatina?!! Now you dead!" *Russian proceeds to beat the crap out of the ignorant American*
-I do road crew work for Road Runner Records
-I'm a neat freak
-If people leave me alone in their house, I'll clean it before they get back
-I go to shows often
-I don't own nail polish remover due to the fact that I pick at my nail polish to keep from biting my nails-I have 6 brothers.
-I like to take pictures of Local bands
-I like to scrapbo0k those pictures
-For some odd reason people like to take pictures of me
-I've been on T.V. 4 times. Once on the news, 2 make over shows, and once on Jenny Jones.
-Yes I have the tapes.
-No you can't see them
-I'll be your best friend until you give me a reason not to be.
-I have a slight obsession with penguins
-I have used to have 39 piercings
-And 23 Tatto0s
-I eat ko0l-aide straight from the packet
-I'd rather cuddle then have sex
-I always sing in the shower
-My dream car is a 1967 Nova
-I was born on 'National Hug Day
-I am proud of the fact that I know what states use What Method Of Executions
-I call my mother Molly, even though her name is Lisa…But never Mom
-I want to save the world
-My favorite color is green

-Love/Relationships-
-I have a hard time telling people
-I am a hopeless romantic
-I love sleeping with my head on someone’s chest, so I can fall asleep to their heartbeat
-I give my heart away to0 easily
-My favorite thing, is when I’m watching a movie or at a show with a girl Ilike, and shee’ll reach out and hold my hand…Kinda like staking her claim. It makes me melt
-My longest relationship was 4 years 6 months and 27 days
-My shortest was 19 hours
-I never understo0d the concept of falling in love
-I have never said I love you without meaning it.
-All my ex’s have cheated on me
-I wear my heart on my sleeve
-I believe that the ones you love, and the ones that love you, are never ever the same people

-Hate-
-I hate how myspace/facebook has become some sort of popularity contest
-I hate that I moved to Ohio from California, and now I’m fucking freezing
-I hate how everyone seems to know how I feel before me.
-I hate how when I wear my 'Proud to be Drug Free' shirt, people look at me like I'm lying.

-The most important thing-
-I have kids. If that bothers you, then you're on the wrong page.
What I’m doing with my life
I sell porn movies and vibrators. No, seriously. I'm not lying.
I’m really good at
Arts and crafts. I love photography and scrapbooking. Right now I'm teaching myself how to knit. Yes, it's a grandma thing to do, but I want to be able to make cool scarves and fuzzy socks in the winter. Not to mention awesome blankets to keep me warm when it starts snowing.
I'm also pretty good at making cupcakes and other baked goods. I love sugar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess that all depends on the person. But lots of people say I have pretty eyes. Or my Sewer Rat tattoo. He gets a lot of attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Books-
-Go ask Alice
-I am America, and So Can You
-The Dark Tower Series
-Fade
-Gone
-Flowers in the Attic
-The Glass house
-Black Death
-Secrets in the Cellar
-Everything's Eventual
-I like to read...so a little bit of everything I guess.

-Movies-
-Horror
-Horror
-Horror
-Disney movies from the 90's
-9
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Harold and Maude
-My First Mister
-Where the Wild Things Are
-I'm pretty much up for any movie. You don't know if you like it unless you watch it right?

-TV-
I hardly watch TV, but I'm addicted to Netflix
-American Horror Story
-The Office
-30 Rock
-Adult swim
-Lost
-Dexter
-Breaking Bad

-Music-
I am currently addicted to Regina Spektor
-Anything and everything really
-I have a very eclectic taste in Music

FooD-
-I hate any pork product
-I never eat the ends of French fries
-I can’t chew gum unless someone has previously chewed it for me
-I only eat anything in odd numbers
-I hate mountain dew
-I say soda…not pop
-Sometimes I eat paper
-I eat for survival not pleasure
-I only eat blue M&M’s
The six things I could never do without
My children
My family
My friends
My Books
My Arts and Crafts Supplies
and
Tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to make life happy and productive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably sitting at EuroGyro in Kent eating Pizza and reading a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I debated on answering this for a day...but what the hell.
It's in the past.

-I had my first kiss after I tried drugs for the first time.

I am not proud of this. I don't do drugs. Any of them. But it's the most private thing I'm willing to admit to a group of internet strangers. There are other things...but those are on a need to know basis.
I’m looking for
  • Gay girls only
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Some of these things are things you like to do:

--- WAYS TO WIN MY HEART---
1. Give me piggy backs rides.
2. Pick me flowers from other peoples gardens.
3. Play with my hair while giving me kisses
4. Realize that I don't like to be called by my first name and that's why I go by my last name.
5.Let me co0k, I love to co0k. But A boy in the kitchen is trying to steal my heart
6. DYe my hair for me.
7. Take me to chick flicks so I can make fun of the preppy people.
8. Put up with random kiddie movies, because you know I want to see all of them
9. Run around Screaming with me...for no reason of course
10. Surprise me.
11. Make me soup when I'm sick
12. Throw me around, I'm not glass, I wont break, and I like to randomly have tickle wars
13. Be weird.
14. Help me shave my head.
15. Sit with me and do nothing all day.
16. Have conversations with me.
17. Two words....Penguin Stalkers
18. Drive to come see me.
19. Do Cartwheels in the rain with me
20. Make Every day worth it
21. Put up with the fact that one day I will really want to get into Rock Climbing, but the next week I will swear that it's not going to work out and we need to learn how to swing dance.
22. Bite my neck.
23. Fingerpaint with me...it's oh so fun
24. Love the fact that I'm different and probably have multiple personalities...oh yeah, love them to0
and the last way to win my heart is.......(drum roll)
25. Play fight with me on the flo0r, I love it and can't get enough of it, it's just so much fun!!!!!!