I do not do one-night stands or 'friends with benefits' situations.
I'm in a long-term relationship with an awesome partner. We are in a semi-open and Polyamarous relationship. I say this because neither of us are actively looking for partners but aren't adverse to the idea. What this means is that we are both openly okay with seeing other people outside the relationship, either on a casual or a romantic basis, or as a couple. The only rule we have is that it's a fully disclosed relationship and nothing gets hidden from the other partner. It's a trust thing. You don't have to love the both of us, but we are a package deal and if you want to be in a relationship with me, he isn't going to stop existing.
I am Pansexual. This doesn't mean I'm attracted to cookware (though I do love me a good wok). I won't bother going into details. I figure if you're interested, you'll do a bit of your own research. What do I find attractive? The mind. The personality. What does it for me is being able to have some kind of connection with the person beyond a physical level. Maybe we have awesome conversations about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Maybe we can have a good bitch about crappy authors. It doesn't matter what it is, so long as we can get along and have a laugh.
I'm a gamer, but not a 'girl gamer'. I play tabletop and pen and paper RPGs, PC games, PS3 and Xbox, I have a mini army somewhere and I will insult your mother mid-game.
I know my way around a sword very well. Yes, an actual sword. Been in the medieval movement for about 6 years or so now, though health issues keep me from regularly participating. I also learned horseback archery and jousting.
I'm probably shorter than you, but I will bite you if you use me as an arm rest.
I have a slight obsession with corsets and lacing, roleplay and being able to dress the part of the Lady. I'm a dreamer and frequently fall in love with characters from novels. I have more costumes than I do normal clothing, though I don't cosplay. I just like looking awesome.
I'm one of these people that has strange bouts of loving the universe and snuggling anything with a pulse that can consent, and then crawling back into my hole because I'm a bit burned out from all the social contact. I also make strange noises.
I'm prone to fits of craftiness and making strange and wonderful things. I'm somewhere between a Princess and a Tom Boy, only with less lace and more leather.
I make very silly jokes. I like a challenge and can be rather competitive. Dark chocolate is my catnip. Boobies are awesome.
I have been diagnosed with both Fibromyalgia and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. This can make things a little difficult sometimes and I may vanish for a week at a time as I wrestle control back from my body, but please don't take it personally. If I haven't responded to your message in a while, send me another one. Chances are I've fallen asleep on the keyboard, been bedridden for a few days or the fatigue has wiped my short term memory. Again. Wiped my short term memory. Again.
I also have an age restriction of anyone old enough to be my mother/father. For those that are confused, if you're above 35, you're too old. It's nothing personal, but anything above that age bracket makes me feel very uncomfortable.