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32 • Mountain View, CA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Men who like women
- Ages 28–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 1:40pm
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body Type
- Mostly vegetarian
- Other, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Afrikaans (Poorly)
In the spirit of full disclosure, I am really bad at:
Being tactful, cleaning, lying, using my indoor voice, and using the right remote.
The best songs that sum up my attitude in life are "Lose Yourself" by Eminem and "Try" by Pink. And, this verse from "The Show Goes On" by Lupe Fiasco is pretty awesome too!:
'So no matter what you been through, no matter what you into
No matter what you see when you look outside your window
Brown grass or green grass, picket fence or barbed wire
Never ever put them down, you just lift your arms higher'
I love me a good Hugh Jackman movie, mmm mmmm! (Except for Wolverine, that one sucked.) haha. I also have seen Newsies every year since 8th grade and make my family watch it annually at Christmas!
I'm not a huge reader, but I love biographies, historical fiction, and those "life lesson" and "learning" nerd books.
Only three: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.
Tahoe for an Ironman (to cheer on my brother)
Flying back from St Louis (work trip)
Hosting a friend in from LA
Visiting said friend in LA
Rockin' out front row at a concert in DC
Home in Michigan for a long weekend
Hanging out with my fam here in the lovely Bay
Soccer night game (I play in Palo Alto)
Mexico/Belize for a friend's wedding
Acting class in San Jose
Sedona, AZ for a spa retreat
Couch time with my Hulu+ queue. Yes!!!!!
Also, I welcome nice and appropriate messages from you all, but in the interest of not wasting anyone's time, I typically have always dated white guys.
Finally, please do not fall into the "Shit OKC Douchetards Send Me" category, examples below.
"If I am amazing in bed, would you consider starting casually and seeing where it goes? We can meet over coffee first." (We'll meet for coffee BEFORE jumping into bed? How generous of you! Wait....is that just a ploy to keep me awake?)
"I'm well educated, like to cuddle, and well hung. Boom." (Boom. Boom indeed.)
"have any naked pics?" (Yes, and let me send them to you right away.)
"I'm hoping to find someone who is seeking something casual. I'm completely disease and drug free and looking for a woman who is the same." (Disease free AND doesn't do drugs? Where have you been all my life?!)
"Hi There . Would you like or talk , sometimes?"
"......SO WHAT DO U DO 4 FUN SEXY??..........U REALLLY SAW THE SAME BAND 44X??.........."
"Saw your profile and I'm interested. What school do you teach at?" (I'm a teacher?)
"wow........your adorable! hi--im ____.Well....while Im here I mind as well ask you out....u wanna go grab some ice cream...ok that was whack lol" (super whack lol)
"Miss Tom Wilson."
"Miss Thin Whiskers."
"Miss Tofu Wifflebat"
"Hi Miss Tonsil Wallpaper"
"Hello, hello, I'm Ghost Boy"
"Hi Miss Toblerone Windshield, how was your weekend?"
"Miss Tainted Wingdings"
"Miss Tetanus Woodchuck"
"Miss Tutankhamun Whoppiecushion, how've you been?"
"Hey Miss Tortilla Wrestler, how are you today?"
"I cannot help but notice from your response to the questions that you are someone who will appreciate the art form I'm trying to perfect. My user name [cunninglinguistic] says it all...." (excuse me while I go throw up)
"who is your hot indian friend? You're not too shaby either, CHIKA CHIKA, let's go out this weekend"
"hello how are you doing today i was browsing through when your beautiful picture bring back my attention and i like your profile i enjoy reading your profile am ____ by name single dad am new here i will be very happy to hear from you thank god bless you." (Punctuation IS overrated, I totally agree.)
"VERY NICE PROFILE SENORITA!! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A CHANCE TO KNOW YOU BETTER!!"
"You better find a husband quick! Your expiration date is coming up soon!" (Just checked and yep, still breathing....)
"All them quotes is too funny but im sure you probably came across them." (Um....what?)
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