Find better matches with our advanced matching system
31 / F / Straight / Single
Palo Alto, California
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 8:38pm
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Other and laughing about it
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Afrikaans (Poorly)
smgoldin Palo Alto, California more compassionate
picomonster Sunnyvale, California less desiring of sex
fromParistoSF31 Palo Alto, California less desiring of sex
BelindaUS Palo Alto, California better mannered
growing_yoga Campbell, California less pure
krysteenee San Mateo, California more compassionate
travelbug27 San Carlos, California less desiring of sex
soupoflove Sunnyvale, California more adventurous
In the spirit of full disclosure, I am really bad at:
Being tactful, cleaning, lying, using my indoor voice, using the right remote, and not buying shoes.
All time favorite band is The Wallflowers (have seen them 50 times in concert) and obviously Jakob Dylan as a solo artist.
But, the two songs that are my life anthems are "Lose Yourself" by Eminem and "The Show Goes On" by Lupe Fiasco. LOVE these lines:
'So no matter what been through, no matter what you into
No matter what you see when you look outside your window
Brown grass or green grass, picket fence or barbed wire
Never ever put them down, you just lift your arms higher'
Newsies, X-Men, Kate & Leopold, Speed
Modern Family, New Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Revenge.
I read these books in the past month:
Steve Jobs' biography
Going Solo by Eric Klinenberg
Chasing Daylight by Eugene O'Kelly
Lonely Planet Switzerland
6 Fridays ago: Tahoe for an Ironman (to cheer on my brother)
5 Fridays ago: Flying back from St Louis (work trip)
4 Fridays ago: Hosting a friend in from LA
3 Fridays ago: Rockin out front row at a concert in DC
2 Fridays ago: Home in Michigan for a long weekend
1 Friday ago: Hanging out with my fam here in the lovely Bay
Well there ya go.
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 29–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
"If I am amazing in bed, would you consider starting casually and seeing where it goes? We can meet over coffee first." (We'll meet for coffee BEFORE jumping into bed? How generous of you!)
"I'm well educated, like to cuddle, and well hung. Boom."
"have any naked pics?" (Yes, and let me send them to you right away.)
"I'm hoping to find someone who is seeking something casual. I'm completely disease and drug free and looking for a woman who is the same." (Disease free AND doesn't do drugs? Where have you been all my life?!)
"Hi There . Would you like or talk , sometimes ?"
"......SO WHAT DO U DO 4 FUN SEXY??..........U REALLLY SAW THE SAME BAND 44X??.........."
"Saw your profile and I'm interested. What school do you teach at?" (I'm a teacher?)
"wow........your adorable! hi--im ____.Well....while Im here I mind as well ask you out....u wanna go grab some ice cream...ok that was whack lol"
"Miss Tom Wilson."
"Miss Thin Whiskers."
"Miss Tofu Wifflebat"
"Hi Miss Tonsil Wallpaper"
"Hello, hello, I'm Ghost Boy"
"Hi Miss Toblerone Windshield, how was your weekend?"
"Miss Tainted Wingdings"
"Miss Tetanus Woodchuck"
"Miss Tutankhamun Whoppiecushion, how've you been?"
"Hey Miss Tortilla Wrestler, how are you today?"
"I cannot help but notice from your response to the questions that you are someone who will appreciate the art form I'm trying to perfect. My user name [cunninglinguistic] says it all...." (excuse me while I go throw up)
"who is your hot indian friend? You're not too shaby either, CHIKA CHIKA, let's go out this weekend"
"hello how are you doing today i was browsing through when your beautiful picture bring back my attention and i like your profile i enjoy reading your profile am ____ by name single dad am new here i will be very happy to hear from you thank god bless you." (Punctuation IS overrated, I totally agree.)
"VERY NICE PROFILE SENORITA!! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A CHANCE TO KNOW YOU BETTER!!"
"You better find a husband quick! Your expiration date is coming up soon!"