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MissWeetzie

26 Palmdale, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Putting this at the top now: sorry, but I'm not interested in couples. Good luck on your searching, though!

** if you want a reply, please give me something to respond to! "what's up" and various smiley faces generally don't get replies **

I'm a fake redhead looking for someone who's got their shit together (at least mentally) and is out of the clubbing/drinking-every-night stage of their life. Total homebody, love watching movies and getting hooked on tv shows that make me an emotional wreck. If you asked my friends about me they would probably say I'm the mom of our group (not ashamed to say I keep bandaids and painkillers in my purse), but I enjoy a good party every now and then. I'm also generally just a happy person, so if that's going to bother you, you might want to go chat with someone else.

I don't have KIK, my instagram handle is applesarepoison, tumblr is drusilla.co.vu , and no you cannot have my phone number until we've exchanged at least a few messages back and forth. If we're in different states or have a very low match percentage, chances are I viewed your profile from Reddit.
What I’m doing with my life
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Knitting while I binge watch Marvel movies and selling jewelry online.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out ways to easily explain things while leaving the important information in the story.

Becoming your pet's best friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My:
  1. - resting murder face
  2. - stupidly tall heels
  3. - red lipstick
  4. - boobs (I can't even pretend about that one)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Tamora Pierce, George R. R. Martin. Occasionally I'll read Alex Cross or the Southern Vampire Mysteries (the books True Blood is based on).

Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Secretary, Hellboy, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Pacific Rim, Disney, Marvel movies, and most zombie flicks.

Music: http://www.last.fm/user/clonesestras - it's easier than listing everything.

Tv: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Orphan Black, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Boardwalk Empire, Sons of Anarchy, Teen Wolf, Vikings.

Food .. I'm a pretty picky eater. I can't eat spicy foods because even mild salsa feels like Satan just sat in my mouth, but if a place has some form of steak and/or chicken I'm game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- how I can knit as much as I do and still have so much yarn (I'm pretty sure the skeins multiply like tribbles)
- whether I need (makeup product) and if I can afford it or should spend my money on other things
- why my dog feels like she needs to be under my ass
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally at home.

And knitting.

I do a lot of knitting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love watching other people play horror games, but I can't play them myself :(
You should message me if
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You can make that awful, gut wrenching decision to spell words properly.

You understand us Hufflepuffs are important members of society.

I'm mainly looking for people near me (roughly within an hour's drive) so if you are and think we might click, message me!