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27 Palmdale, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:09am
Bisexual, Heteroflexible
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
High school
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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• I am not interested in couples.
• I am not interested in anyone who lives outside the USA.
• I will not reply to messages consisting solely of "hi", "what's up", "how are you", etc.
• I do not have KIK. I will not get it just to talk to you.
• Please don't ask for my phone number. I don't know you, you don't get it.
• Social media accounts: Instagram, Tumblr.

I am: somewhat introverted, easy going, and fairly happy about life. I tend to be forgetful and off in my head a lot, so you know, if that bothers you about people we probably won't fit well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
• Petsitting for friends (legit paid to cuddle dogs and cats, it's great)
• Trying to crochet/knit Christmas presents in time for the holiday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out ways to easily explain things while leaving the important information in the story.

Becoming your pet's best friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
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• Resting murder face.
• Tall shoes (they're like, five inch platform wedges and awesome)
• Yarn bag and/or whatever knitting/crocheting project I have going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Tamora Pierce, George R. R. Martin.

Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Secretary, Hellboy, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Pacific Rim, LotR, The Hobbit, Disney, Marvel movies, and most zombie flicks.

Music: Last FM - it's easier than listing everything.

Tv: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Orphan Black, Game of Thrones, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, Agent Carter, American Horror Story, Boardwalk Empire, Daredevil, Sons of Anarchy, Teen Wolf, The Strain, Gotham, Criminal Minds. Watching Parks & Rec for the first time after being threatened by friends.

Foodwise I'm picky, but I try not to make a big deal out of it. I love lasagna and spaghetti, but other noodle type foods are a no go. Definitely not a sushi fan, but I'll eat almost anywhere as long as there's some type of chicken or steak on the menu.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• good pair of flats
• lip balm
• lime Rockstars
• gel pens (don't even talk smack about them, I'll fight you)
• yarn (obvs)

No six for you, OKC! I REBEL!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• can yarn multiply like tribbles?
• were pygmy puffs based on tribbles?
• why I can't find Gibbles Cheese Poofs out here
• whether or not it's tacky to ask for nothing but gift cards for holidays
• how strange it is to find people I went to school with on here and have to pretend I don't remember them
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally at home.

And knitting.

I do a lot of knitting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I call people "dude" a lot. Doesn't matter what gender you are, you're dude.

I used to work for a D-list celebrity who was (is?) a bit of a douche. Met some good people through him, though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have something to say other than "hi".

You aren't looking to use me as a sex buddy for you or whatever random female type person you know. I'm all for other people having the option of non-committal sex (your body, your choice, etc.) it's just not on the table for me.

You understand us Hufflepuffs are important members of society.

You can accept my lack of a vehicular transportation and don't live 300 miles away.