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MissWeetzie

26 F Palmdale, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:13pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Putting this at the top now: sorry, but I'm not interested in couples. Good luck on your searching, though!

http://clonesestras.tumblr.com - come at me, bro.

I wouldn't say I'm actively looking on here, but if you think I might be awesome then have at the messaging! I also very very rarely use the quickmatch thinger, so don't shoot stars at me hoping I'll do the same.

Just a note that if we match low (or you're in a different state from me) and I pop up on your visitor's list it's probably because of Reddit. I keep forgetting subjects can be links on there.
What I’m doing with my life
Making flowers grow.
I’m really good at
Figuring out ways to easily explain things while leaving the important information in the story.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well I love wearing platform wedges so that could be something.

Or my resting murder face. It's genetic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Tamora Pierce, George R. R. Martin. Occasionally I'll read Alex Cross or the Southern Vampire Mysteries (the books True Blood is based on).

Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Secretary, Hellboy, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Pacific Rim, Disney, Marvel movies, and most zombie flicks.

Music: http://www.last.fm/user/clonesestras - it's easier than listing everything.

Tv: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Orphan Black, Supernatural, True Blood, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Boardwalk Empire, Sons of Anarchy, Teen Wolf, Vikings.

Food .. I'm a pretty picky eater. I can't eat spicy foods because mild salsa still feels like Satan just sat in my mouth, but if a place has some form of steak and/or chicken I'm game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Why I have so much yarn and how it's multiplying when I don't buy any.
- Do I really need this (makeup brush/lipstick/eyeshadow) or should I spend my money on something else more useful?
- Did the dog take my slippers for her toy bin or are they under my bed again? (the answer is usually under the bed because of the dog)
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home. I'm a homebody and don't go out very often. I do help my mother's bowling league out, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't drive. Though it's not from lack of trying! I just keep failing the test. Maybe my brain just can't quite understand things.

If you ever lose me at a party, figure out where the pets are and you'll find me. I can't resist fluffy animals!

I hate coffee. I'd rather have some nice dark & bitter tea.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can make that awful, gut wrenching decision to spell words properly.

You like dinosaurs and Hawaiian shirts (also if you understand the reference here, which is not Jurassic Park).

I'm mainly looking for people near me (roughly within an hour's drive) so if you are and think we might click, message me! I'm fine if you're looking for friends, just make sure that's clear so I'm not wondering if you're trying to subtly set up an orgy or use me for black market organs ;)