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MissWhizzlebee

28 F Morganville, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Not really religious, but it'd be cool to find that "nice Jewish boy."

I'm a cool girl, very down to earth, but far from perfect. I'm just hoping to meet some new people that are fun to be around, and anything beyond that is a bonus. Not into clubs much, but going out dancing once in a while is cool. I'd rather spend time a little more low key with good people, at a restaurant, at a movie, bowling, air hockey, even hanging on the couch watching football or dvr. If you have a twisted sense of humor, all the better
:-)
What I’m doing with my life
Living it and enjoying it! i love children and have worked with 3 year olds and younger for the last ten years. During the school year I work full time as a nanny, and in the summers I oversee the youngest age group at a summer camp.
I’m really good at
Coming up with awesome gifts......if you deserve them. Im also really good with children, i take pride in my writing, and am a very empathetic person. I like to argue, but in fun challenging ways...i guess you could say i like to play devil's advocate. I am also, to a certain extent, a five year old in a 27 year old's body. I am young at heart and intend to stay that way. I am incredible (and fiercely competitive) at air hockey :) i'm also a little bit awesome at wii tennis, and guitar hero, though its been some time. I love to draw and color.
The first things people usually notice about me
my hair is extremely long--i donate it often to Locks of Love which makes wigs for children going through chemo and radiation therapy....also that i smell good!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: I have a borderline unhealthy addiction to sushi, but i'm a foodie in general and love some good eats :) chocolate is always a plus. i live for my filet mignon, medium rare...and i think any steak cooked more than medium is a crime. i love new restaurants.

I love the opera, but strongly dislike the ballet.

Movies/TV: I live for stupid obnoxious comedy, stand up comedy, and movies that leave you unsettled and thinking. Anything with Edward Norton or Jason Stathem. Princess Bride, and i turn into a sobbing ridiculous mess when i watch What Dreams May Come. I'm not a huge TV person, but i love House, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, NCIS, and yes....shamefully, the Jersey Shore. I love cartoons :)

Reading: awful tabloid magazines like USWeekly, InTouch, Cosmo, and People. The Picture of Dorian Gray, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, House of Leaves, Waiting for Godot, Tripping, and DMT: The Spirit Molecule. I love to go to the opera and have been going since i was 7 years old, but on my ipod you will find everything from Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Pearl Jam, 311 to Shakira and Alanis, with a whole lot of foreign music in between.
The six things I could never do without
-My sisters
-Crayons, colored pens, and paper (yes, those count as 1)
-My bathtub
-Vacations to warm sandy beaches
-My phone
-A great pillow
**Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Skim Milk** i know this is 7 (and technically 8 9 and 10...) but there are certain things that just aren't up for discussion of elimination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything.....
if left to my own devices for too long i can easily venture too far down the rabbit hole....but i kind of enjoy it. I spend a lot of time thinking about the complexity of simple things like conversation, and human interaction. Not to scare anyone off, im not in a hurry to have babies tomorrow, but something i do think about is the children and family and i want to have someday.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying out a new restaurant, or going to an old favorite. watching a movie, or going out for a drink. I'm not a huge "party til 6 am" kind of girl, but a night out of reckless dancing is fun once in a while. I like to go bowling, even though im terrible at it and dont usually go, and i finish just about every evening with some scrabble or slingo on my phone as i fall asleep :)
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You're outgoing, patient, can crack me up with the right inappropriate comments at the right times (always), and can handle a girl with a strong personality! If you can make me laugh even if im angry with you, major plus. I need someone with a sense of humor as backwards, inappropriate and twisted as my own.
I'm family oriented (no i don't need to get married tomorrow), but i am looking for a man who takes his future family into consideration, and can be a rock for that family. I like a man who is self-motivated and driven. i'm looking for someone who is genuine and dependable. I don't need someone who says what he thinks i want to hear, i want someone who follows through with what they say. If those can manage to go hand in hand more often than not, great! However, compromises are to be expected and are easier to reach when honesty and reliability are established. I enjoy the little things and fooling around, like blowing bubbles out the window in traffic, so id like someone laid back (but responsible!) and fun loving, who can be my playmate in the sandbox--and anywhere else--well into our old age, appreciating also the difficulties, changes, and growth in all of the stages along the way.
Life is a trip, and nothing that's good in life stays forever, and nothing that's bad in life stays forever; but if you have a loving partner by your side, that will always be your constant. I want someone who is prepared to weather any storm with their best friend.