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Miss_Allison50

26 F South Hadley, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Allison (obviously). I'm a 26 year old social worker looking to have fun and meet new people. I love going out with friends, going to games (I'm a loyal NE fan), hiking, playing field hockey, reading, cooking/baking and learning new things. I take pride in being beer snob and love going on brew tours. I'm a big fan of Howard Stern, Louis CK, Jerry Seinfeld, Conan and David Letterman. I also love the beach (who doesn't?!) and traveling.

I'm a total extrovert and can talk to anyone about anything.

I'm an ENFP for all you Myers-Briggs people. (Captain Wildchild, to be exact)
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work as an intensive foster care case manager and I absolutely love it. I'm in grad school to get my masters in social work as well. Post MSW, I'd ideally like to work as a clinician for youth who have been sexually abused and in addition teach at the college level. I plan on getting a masters in public health as well so I could work with youths around sexual safety and awareness. Maybe a PhD in the future too. I love school and challenging myself.

Oh I also joined a kickball league. So that's pretty cool.
I’m really good at
Lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I gesticulate a lot. I'm Italian, what do you expect?

I'm also a compulsive winker and make at least 3 Seinfeld references a day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Go Ask Alice, The Slaughterhouse-Five, A Million Little Pieces, On the Road and The Glass Castle. For authors I love Augosten Burroughs, David Sedaris and Kurt Vonnegut.

Movies: I Love You Man, The Crying Game, In Bruges, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bridesmaids, Bad Words, The Boondock Saints, Jurassic Park, The Big Lebowski, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Full Metal Jacket, The Squid and the Whale, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Caddyshack, And the Band Played On, A Time to Kill, Fletch, Good Will Hunting, Foul Play, Apocalypse Now, Fargo, Schindler's List, Black Hawk Down, The Deer Hunter, Forrest Gump, Glory. And soooo many more.

Music: EVERYTHING. Some favorites include CCR, Crosby Stills Nash & Young (collectively and separately), Jerry Lee Lewis, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Buddy Holly, Sublime, Nirvana, The Pixies, Reel
Big Fish, Aerosmith, Bruce Springsteen, Lil Wayne, Cake, Cat Stevens, Cypress Hill, Dire Straits, Jimi Hendrix, 311 and Michael Jackson. This doesn't even cover part of my musical tastes; I could literally go on forever.

TV: Seinfeld, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development, True Blood, Blue Mountain State, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Law and Order (classic and SVU), The Sopranos, The Golden Girls, VEEP and Criminal Minds.
The six things I could never do without
My iPhone, music, Pumpkinhead beer, sports, Uggs, sarcasm, laughter, scarves and hot chocolate.

I said more than six. Whoops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Yada yada yada.

And my utter hatred for Chris Bosh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing typical Friday things.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
You know the difference between there/their/they're, you're/your, to/too/two, then/than etc. Grammar and spelling matter, people!

You're a history buff

You're a nerd who likes hockey and digs sarcasm.

You are a non-smoking male who has a job, a car, life goals and a sense of humor.

Jesus freaks need not apply.