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27 South Hadley, MA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Full figured
Working on masters program
Strictly monogamous
Wants kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The only thing lower than my standards is my self-esteem.

I like fishing, camping, hiking, going out with friends, Boston sports, playing field hockey, reading, cooking/baking, brewery/winery tours, guns, history, documentaries and trivia. I love Howard Stern, Louis CK, Jerry Seinfeld, Conan and David Letterman. I'm also a fan of the beach (who isn't?!) and traveling.

I'm a total extrovert and can talk to anyone about anything.

I'm an ENFP for all you Myers-Briggs people. (Captain Wildchild, to be exact)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with kiddos who are in foster care, which is amazing. I recently started grad school to get my masters in social work. Soooo. Yeah. I'm a busy-bee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I gesticulate a lot. I'm Italian, what do you expect?

I'm also a compulsive winker and make at least 3 Seinfeld references a day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Go Ask Alice, American Sniper, Unbroken, The Slaughterhouse-Five, A Million Little Pieces, On the Road and The Glass Castle. For authors I love Augosten Burroughs, David Sedaris and Kurt Vonnegut.

Movies: I Love You Man, The Crying Game, In Bruges, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bridesmaids, Bad Words, The Boondock Saints, Jurassic Park, The Big Lebowski, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Full Metal Jacket, The Squid and the Whale, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Caddyshack, And the Band Played On, A Time to Kill, Fletch, Good Will Hunting, Foul Play, Apocalypse Now, Fargo, Schindler's List, Black Hawk Down, The Deer Hunter, Forrest Gump, Glory. And soooo many more.

Music: EVERYTHING. Some favorites include CCR, Crosby Stills Nash & Young (collectively and separately), Jerry Lee Lewis, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Buddy Holly, Sublime, Nirvana, The Pixies, Reel
Big Fish, Aerosmith, Bruce Springsteen, Lil Wayne, Cake, Roy Orbison, Cat Stevens, Cypress Hill, Dire Straits, Chief Keef, Lana del Rey, Modest Mouse, The Polyphonic Spree, Tom Petty, Genesis (and Phil Collins, obviously), Jimi Hendrix, 311 and Michael Jackson. This doesn't even cover part of my musical tastes; I could literally go on forever.

TV: Seinfeld, The Fall, Arrested Development, True Blood, Blue Mountain State, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Law and Order (classic and SVU), Entourage, The Wire, Party Down, The Sopranos, The Golden Girls, VEEP and Criminal Minds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone, music, black men, Pumpkinhead beer, sports, Uggs, sarcasm, laughter, scarves and coconut iced coffee.

I said more than six. Whoops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yada yada yada.

And my utter hatred for Chris Bosh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing typical Friday things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the difference between there/their/they're, you're/your, to/too/two, then/than etc. Grammar and spelling matter, people!

You're a history buff

You look like Turtle from Entourage

You're a nerd who likes hockey and digs sarcasm.

You are a non-smoking male who has a job, a car, life goals and a sense of humor.

Jesus freaks need not apply.