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30 London, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Mar 26
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Profile update in progress again! bear with me and admire my bald head for now ;)

I'm really not interested in dating, less interested in chatting, and if you think I'm 'hot' or anything similar its best you just move along now to save us both time. I can't deal with all the superficial bullshit of 'oh you're gorjuss' (yes someone spelt it like that) and its not something I'd want any relationship to ever be founded on. When it all goes to shit and I'm too poor for botox and surgery where does that leave me. Fun times eh!

If you manage to read along to the bottom of this page before you are compelled to send a message or shoot your load, you'll see it says I'm looking for friends. I have friends, and am pretty much here to keep in touch with them.

Please don't think you are the exception to the above. You aren't. If you assume as much I have no doubt you'll end up on one of my blogs and we will all have a good laugh at least. Do you really want that to be the highlight of your time on here?

I'm pretty straight talking and to the point usually. Many people can't deal with that, and thats before they find out what I do/have done for a living. Let's just say I'm not the girl you take home to meet your Mother!

A creative type, my eyes some to life when Im doing something I love. Dater. Hater. Lover of love. I write, sing, dance, cry and play until I bleed, for these things let me know I am alive.

I love animals, and I eat and wear them...

I hate writing about myself... Luckily I'm my favourite subject and like talking and writing, so it balances! I don't claim to be good at any of these, much...

I love to have interesting conversations and chat to people, make new friends and all that jazz... The problem here is that I've hardly got a social life away from work and little time to meet people in the real world. Potential friends are most welcome, I'm just shit at answering messages. Take it personally, you probably didn't pique my interest.

I don't do anything I don't enjoy it seems, probably why I am single. I find that such a cold word but that’s for another blog.

I don't take myself too seriously, cant live without my iPhone (sad I know) and my little chihuahua (he's not one of those annoying little yappy dogs) but I do occasionally put both down and stop working, more so these days.

Obsessed with shoes, tea and sports. Im a huge adrenalin junkie, a massive geek but I'll openly admit I have never watched any of the star wars films.

I'll try anything twice, just incase I did it wrong or was too drunk the first time.

I'm messy but organised, does that make sense?? I spend a lot of time working so when I am not, I don’t like to dust. I want to get away a bit and actually have a break or some time off properly. Do something good with my time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard, probably too much, but its my life.
Posting stuff on my new Instagram and trying not to get deleted (Miss_dxxx follow me I have no friends :( )
Writing my book, and continuously editing it. Will it ever be done, will I ever be happy with my life and deepest feelings being on paper in back and white?
Failing to keep up with even one of my eight blogs. Also failing to reply to messages.
Sorting out priorities, that means me mostly. Someones got to! ;)
Walking my dog, who has taken on a squirrel persona this year. He doesn't eat nuts but isn't much bigger than one.
Smoking too much, caring too little. Self medicating, because I'm a fucking rebel!
Being awesome.
Working on my ten year plan, four years in. Plans are good but ideas are easier to change. I like ideas. Inspiration comes from the strangest places.
Trying to make more time for those who matter, because they don't mind that I'm insane.
Running three websites, very badly.
Trying to bring kink into the mainstream.
Trying not to be uber Dominant all the time.
Regretting retiring from porn, I have less orgasms these days.
Writing lots of stuff to cure the insomniac in you!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, it's my first language.
Drinking tea - seriously huge amounts! It's can't be healthy but its tasty!
I'm really good at being amazingly bad on the ukulele, this is a skill I had to share!
I make good sushi.
I make lots of good food, I was a chef before being a professional pervert.
Whipping things.
Being smart, in the intelligence sense.
Being smart, in the smart ass sense.
Procasturbating away hours of my days.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That all my images are stolen off the web and I'm a 30 stone guy called Dave. I like Dave, it's a good strong name.

I'd say the legs, heels, chest personally, but I get most comments about the 'eyes' and a look, maybe I'm crosseyed and don't realise and that's what they're getting at. Who knows.

My accents a pretty common one too, I always get 'oooh you're not from these parts' which never gets dull. No. I'm from the north, thats why I talk in a northern accent. Hmmmm this happens less since I moved back to Blackburn
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There's more to me than the impression I give here. I'm probably one of the most caring, nurturing person you'll meet. Its hard to try and summarize yourself in these few boxes, I feel I barely touch the surface of the real me. I'm fiercely independent and desperately affectionate and loving. Odd combination huh!

My Mum is the best, as insane as a jar of wasps that have been squirted with vinegar and shook up! She is without a doubt one of the coolest people ever. Unfortunately she is married, so not on the market either. I think I get my 'mad bitch' attitude from her.

I love lots of music, dislike mc stuff and scratchy stuff, anything else is cool as long as its good. I want to have Amanda Palmers babies. I have love for morcheeba too, check them out. This lists pretty endless really.

I love reading, again very diverse choices. Biographies and things that are about real people or events that are inspiring and captivate me.
I do love Terry Pratchett, Stephen King and will always have a place in my heart for Roald Dahl from my childhood. Recommend me a good book???

My Grandad gave me my love for poetry, I tend to write when my emotions are intense. Nothing I would rather do than sit outdoors and read, write and be creative.

I'm doing a final edit on my book, still going over my old diaries, blogs and photos, which is so much fun. I've a few other things going on around this. My compulsion to unravel interesting people has got the better of me so I have decided to start an open degree later this year, just for fun really. A BA in Arts too possibly as I think it will be fun.

I like photography, horse riding, most sports. Exploring new places in the city or countryside. Visiting museums, art galleries. Painting, anything artistic or creative. Ice hockey is great, any Bees fans around?

I like tea. I also like whiskey, tequila, real ale, gin mmmm, chai teas an lattes, ice cold water Ahhh and cocktails. I'm a tea fetishist and have about 20 different types in my house at any one time.

I prefer fruit over chocolate and pot plants over flowers, but people get those for ill people more than as a romantic gesture, don't you find that bizzare??!! I do like chocolate though. Nice chocolate, go visit cocomaya in London, it's amazing ❤❤❤

I'm not a fan of tv, I like the odd bit of Netflix or box sets though.

I adore food, used to be a chef and cooking is something I am really passionate about. Love most cuisines, Italian, Mexican and Chinese.
Tapas is my favourite for awesome socialising and trying new dishes. Sushi is great, but better when home made.
I am so fussy with fish, I won't eat it unless I have caught and cooked it myself most of the time. Mushrooms are evil!

I told you there's a lot to me!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would not function without my medication, glasses, iPhone, tea, people or hot water.

Apart from that serious stuff my poochie, good books, music, Amazing people in my life (needed a capital A) something to write on/with, a creative outlet, ladies and affection.

An abacus for counting would also be useful.

I could definitely do without the hair my dog malts, annoying messages in many many places, complicated technology related things, mushrooms, fibromyalgia and suffocating humidity
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Passed out on the floor.
Either from alcohol, exhaustion or boredom of editing video footage at the pc for 16 hours to try and get it done before the weekend. I suck at editing.

Before passing out Im usually down the local working on getting off my face and singing my head off, poorly.
You should message me if
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Just don't.
Unless you are a hot single lady, thats all good!!