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22 M Olympia, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:10am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Living gets in the way of my relationship with depression. I tend to regard myslef with the most sincere ambivalence a person can muster, utter disdain, coupled with half-believed übermensch fantasies. Evergreen State College. Dan Savage would probably think I make a decent boyfriend. INTJ as all hell though, and extremely anal, like to the point of neurosis. Masculine queer boi.
What I’m doing with my life
Suppressing the urge to die, supplemented with the sorts of things that to an outside observer would seem to make up an incredibly shallow life. Focused primarily on writing poetry, listening to depressing music, and pretending to enjoy the unsweetened green tea I brew for myself whenever I read in my room. None of that matters though, because I'm in my earliest twenties and everything I think and say is categorically genius! I enjoy masking my pain with comedic expressions on the internet.
I’m really good at
Listening to depressing music until I regret every decision I've ever made. Pretending to listen to people I hate, and pretending I think they're the bee's balls. Analyzing movies, novels, short stories, etc. and interpreting them as allegory for historical events/current politics regardless of author intent. Luke Skywalker=Richard Cromwell
The first things people usually notice about me
In conversation: My dry wit and flippant attitude (read: an asshole).
Physically: I have broad shoulders and I'm also kind of muscular because I workout to avoid the crushing loneliness of depression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of non fiction which tends to bore people when I talk about it. When reading novels aside from (the many) classics I feel obligated to read, I tend to focus on sic-fi. I enjoy fantasy, but I find most pales in comparison to The song of ice and fire series so it's hard for me to give any other fantasy novel a even shot. Suffice it to say I'll read pretty much whatever from Thomas L. Friedman to Ayn Rand and nearly anything else that strikes my fancy.

I enjoy the poetry of Toa Lin. He is basically the bad boy of contemporary literary culture and I love him for it.

It's difficult to quantify the criterion for my tv preferences, because so super nebulous, but like I adore Community and Downton Abbey though.

I listen to hipster bull shit (four tet, big freedia, etc.) and like terrible instrumental chillwave bc I am always studying.

I ONLY eat soy yogurt, if you can't handle that I will probably like cry about it or w/e idek tbqh.
The six things I could never do without
1. The Internet
2. Kindle
3. Bicycle
4. Running kicks
5. Speaking like a Dust-Off huffing teen on a robotrip.
6. Podcasts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How fucked I am, and how terrible my life is, pretty much just like selfish narcissistic self hating thoughts tbqh.
On a typical Friday night I am
On an internet vision quest. Being trill. Making tea so hot that I set it out to cool, fall asleep while reading, and then pouring out said tea saturday morning. (oh and going out to get tipsy downtown)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an amateur cartographer. I've charted so many places.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you saw my guest spot of full house when I was a kid. (I played Michelle's black friend.)