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Masculine queer boi. Naturally very empathetic. I kept a tomagotchi
alive for five plus months at one point, if you think that's
boyfriend material hmu. TESC. INTJ as all hell, and extremely anal,
like to the point of mild neurosis.
What I’m doing with my life
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Emanating a feeling of ease and positive energy into the aether,
supplemented with the sorts of things that to an outside observer
would seem to make up an incredibly shallow life. Focused primarily
on writing poetry, listening to depressing music, and pretending to
enjoy the unsweetened green tea I brew for myself whenever I read
in my room. Being a cool and fun genius.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being tipsy. Using emoji in a creative manner. Analyzing movies,
novels, short stories, etc. and interpreting them as allegory for
historical events/current politics regardless of author intent.
Luke Skywalker=Richard Cromwell
The first things people usually notice about me
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In conversation: My dry wit and flippant attitude perhaps?
Physically: I have broad shoulders and I'm also kind of muscular
because I workout to avoid the crushing loneliness of depression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of non fiction which tends to bore people when I talk
about it. When reading novels aside from classics I feel obligated
to read, I tend to focus on sic-fi. I enjoy fantasy, but I find
most pales in comparison to The song of ice and fire series so it's
hard for me to give any other fantasy novel a even shot. Suffice it
to say I'll read pretty much whatever from Thomas L. Friedman to
Ayn Rand (for curiosity sake, she disgusts and horrifies me) and
nearly anything else that strikes my fancy. Really into femme and
queer pulp novels from the last century.
I enjoy the poetry of Toa Lin. He is basically the bad boy of
contemporary literary culture and I love him for it.
It's difficult to quantify the criterion for my tv preferences,
because so super nebulous, but like I adore Community and Downton
I listen to hipster bull shit (four tet, big freedia, etc.) and
like terrible instrumental chillwave bc I am always studying.
I ONLY eat soy yogurt, if you can't handle that I will probably
like cry about it or w/e idek tbqh.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Internet
4. Running kicks
5. Speaking like a Dust-Off huffing teen on a robotrip.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How fucked I am, and how terrible my life is, pretty much just like
selfish narcissistic self hating thoughts tbqh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On an internet vision quest. Being trill. Making tea so hot that I
set it out to cool, fall asleep while reading, and then pouring out
said tea saturday morning. (oh and going out to get tipsy downtown)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an amateur cartographer. I've charted so many places.
You should message me if
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If you saw my guest spot of full house when I was a kid. (I played
Michelle's black friend.)
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