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Miss_Jessie

30 F Wickliffe, OH

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Trying to describe myself is not easy, mostly because I can think of a thousand things that would describe me. The problem is that they never seem to come together to make a few concise bullet points that would fit nicely in this space. With that said I am going to give it a whirl...

I would say that I am a pretty down to earth girl who generally wants the simple things in life. I definately try to go with the flow with only a few detours when neccessary. I also strive to not take life too seriously, there's no point in living if you are stressed out all the time. I guess I could say that i'm looking for the proverbial "one." I'm ready to move on from the dating scene, its getting as old as "who let the dogs out?"

I would like to note that I really dislike drama. I believe life is only dramatic if you make it that way. We all have problems from time to time, but all problems can be solved and there is no point going all Audrey Hepburn about it.

swimming is good
movies are good
board games are fun
I love being random

I am random, splendiferous, and brutally honest
What I’m doing with my life
I recently purchased my first home, and am now opening my wallet to buy awesome stuff like bathtubs & spackle. It's sweet (hint of sarcasm)
I’m really good at
I would say my best skill is probably cooking. I can generally put something together on a whim, and have it taste good, and I can make anything with a recipe.
I think they should add space for things that I am terrible at. For example: I am a terrible ice skater; the powers that be denied me the ability to play sports or things that require hand-eye coordination, which is a bummer too because I like to play soccer, volleyball, and broomball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I suppose people would start by seeing my physical presence. Of this they would probably notice my hair, it is curly, really curly. Then the conversation would start, and they could get any number of impressions based on my mood at the time. I guess if you really want to know, you'll just have to drop me a line.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy, The big book of fairy tales I have of which I can't remember the name. reading is something I haven't done much of because I just can't seem to find books that peak my interest.

Movies: comedy, action/adventure, sci-fi, any combo of the above. You Don't Mess With The Zohan was hilarious. Hancock was great. I enjoy both Star Wars, and Star Trek.
Music: I'm mostly a top 40 person but i like a smattering of everything other than alternative and country. I love that "sittin at a bar" song by rehab, it makes me laugh everytime i hear it.

Food: I love food. Food is good. I eat food. Mexican, Italian, Chinese, American, etc... I'm not a fan of spicy food though.
The six things I could never do without
Assuming all the things I would need to just survive (food water etc...) I think the next six would be somewhere along the lines of string, otters, watermelon seeds, facebook, the letter m, and octogons. Although i would have to say octogons and hexagons are interchangable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I wish i could see one of those flying fish.
why oh why did she swallow the fly?
Where oh where did the butterflies go?
As If?!?!
Random stuff enters my mind and makes me wonder if I am sane or not. I think about things that happen in everday life, but that no one talks about and wonder why I can't mention them. For example... If someone asks for your opinion on something they are wearing, and it actually makes them look like a fat cow, why don't we just tell them that (in a nice way) so they won't ever wear it again? I mean, I wouldn't like to walk around looking like carrot top and not knowing it!
On a typical Friday night I am
working, it sucks, but also pays the bills so its a trade-off. BTW my wednesdays are off-the-hook! I do go out after work sometimes with friends for some fun. work hard, play hard!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I admitted things about myself that I consider private, they wouldn't be private anymore, and it would no longer fit into this category because I just admitted it in this space! Why do they make us answer stupid questions?!?!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
by now you haven't felt the uncontrolable need to hit the back button, or vomit, or call the police(real, fashion, or otherwise).

Super cala fragalistic expialadocious. Are you still reading? you should just message me and get it over with. Do not fear she who is ridiculous.