"Ive got lots of friends, some that I hardly know, but we've had some times I wouldn't trade for the world" -Rise against, swing life away

I'm one of the chillest bitches you will ever meet. I Don't like
drama, and I will keep it real.
Also I am not a basic bitch. Im a play for keeps.
genuine, loving, very patient.
I am Very VERY Ackward.
....oh and I might be afraid of men.... (this is still up for debate being I get along with males better than females, but when it comes to dating I am just at a loss of what to do)
I say the weirdest shit sometimes and laugh at seemingly innappropriate things
I believe a well balanced diet consists of coffee and cigarettes
I'm very creative and express that in all forms of art.
I have the singing voice of a bird, but curse like a
sailor.
7 tattoos (and planning on more)
I feel really comfortable in social environments and am a
genuinly nice person (that sometimes gets mixed up with
genuine interest and I get weird stalkers bleh!)
Design, Art, and Music are my passions.
MY FRIENDS ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT TO ME AS MY FAMILY,
FUCK WITH THEM, BETTER PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION!
I spent most of my twenties in Oregon, more specifically Klamath Falls, shit hole town, great people I still consider most of my friends there family
I consider myself a great story teller. I love to travel and tell
stories of my experiences. Along with travel I get a lot of fun
stories from personal injuries. I am a very clumsy person (if
there is one thing in the entire area to trip on I will look at it,
say "i'm not going to trip over that" then end up tripping
over it anyways)
I'm a funny muthafucka. period end of story
I like to spend time meditating and reflecting. and enjoying my
surroundings.
I will usually try everything at least once so I can make an
informed decision weather or not I like it.
Im always looking to learn and figure ways to improve myself.
I am a Blue Ribbon Soldier.
I like to dance stupid. shaking my non-butt and rapping
terribly.
Im so blessed to have great people in my life and always have
great times.

now for a list of things I hate: Birds, bowling, feet, costipation, fake raspberry flavour steve martin, ramen, women with dunlap syndrome, looking at women you just want to feed a sandwich to because they weigh less than 100 pds, chew tobacco, mangos, nicolas cage, kanye west, seinfeld, people who dont care about their animals, Dr Pepper, dirty bathrooms, drinking to the point of being sick, people who take 10 mins to tell a story with no point that no one cares about, ham (I FUCKING HATE HAM SO MUCH!!), clean jokes (wtf is that about?), cottonmouth, comb overs, freeze dried potatoes, cameltoe, eminems voice, licorice, when people dont take care of their kids, my bum knee, tweekers, dirty hippies, losing everything in my huge purse, thieves, people who speed around my neighborhood ( I live between 2 schools), violent and senial old people, marinara sauce, shitty tattoos, people who talk to much, sleezy guys who only want me for sex, general ignorance, people who smell like shit. Like do you not know you smell bad? How does that even happen...you nasty, Burnt popcorn smell

I'm a graphic design student...Looking to do freelance Design and creating art the rest of my life
As far as long term goals I would like to own my own business and my own home at some point of time. Also Traveling abroad is on the list as well

Maintaining who I am while bringing out the best in others. Singing (even though its only at karaoke).
making others laugh.
puffing tough
Finding gems at thrift stores
Dancing Stupid
making coffee
dance-punching
Hackey-sacking in high heels
coming up with stupid ideas and making it fun
shitty analogies
making creol and cajun food
playing captain save-a-hoe
eating bacon
Walking right into Mordor
procrastinating
making paper snowflakes
making people feel really stupid when they do stupid shit
thwarting creepers advances (usually onto one of my lady friends for shits and giggles)
quoting things from the 90's
getting sheeple to think
listening to everyones problems

My hot friends lol.
if they get past that: My eyes, the fact I'm rather tall, my stupid idiot dancing.

I jump all over the place. I like to try new things and have varying interests. I would say I'm a nerd, so I like sci-fi, fantasy, video games, comic book things.

B-horror movies are my fave, but I also totally love anything with explosions and graphic violence.

as far as music I prefer listening to punk/ gypsy punk/ pschobilly, alternative, death metal, rock , but honestly I will listen to anything. Marvelous 3 is my favorite band and Butch Walker is my absolute favorite writer/artist of all time.
I fall asleep to classical music every night

Some of my favorite writers are Hunter S. Thompson, Tolkein, Poe, Bukowski, Palahnuic, Burgess. (two of my tats are from books- lord of the rings and a clockwork orange) I also have a vast collection of books about serial killers

Food is sooo good, I will honestly try anything! I love sushi, greek, mexican, all american fatty-goodness topped with bacon.

As far as television goes, I hate reality EXCEPT Bad Girls club that shit is so funny. I really like mind fuck shows like lost and fringe. But the rediculous shows like family guy, south park etc are good. I've watched every episode of Arrested Developement, that 70's show, Xavier Renegade Angel (bringin it back). Right now I'm really into workaholics. For the most part If I watch TV its usually Travel channel or History channel 2 on demand (not those stupid pickin, sellin, auctioning or fishing shows) real history. food netword is good too

Coffee/ cigs (these go hand in hand)
Family
Friends
A Sketchbook
Witty Banter
interest in the world around me

why I'm single
School/homework
My Zombie contingency plan
boobs in anti-gravity
Why people are so stupid
Lord of the Rings
Graphic Design
How The people of jersey shore, real houswives or whatever stupid reality show got so lucky
ways to do my work differently
Why we dont see awesome old holiday cartoons anymore
why do Mormons have to give you a book everytime they come over (for rolling papers? lol Blasphemy!)
How the world would be If Hitler had won WWII
How the world would be if everyone cared.
Why people think that being Japanese makes me a chink, If your going to be ignorant at least use the right terminology (I am A Jap or a Nip ....The more you know)
Are pEoPlE ThAt tYpE lIkE tHiS mentally handicapped?
ALIENS
Sasquatch doing funny or even normal things
buying an old house and doing renovations
hindsite-things I should've said that would have been witty at the moment

"a book, not a gun. Culture, not violence"

getting shit faced at home with my bestie and yelling at the tv for only giving me bad news. Or out (sometimes I go out) with a few close friends, I dont often stray from Folsom, but I should

I use to weigh 350 pounds. It took 4 years to get to my goal
I can't shuffle a deck of cards
Large birds scare the shit out of me
I always end up the Best Friend and I hate it
I'm afraid of being possessed by a demon
I am an empath with pre-cog and I hate it
I want to do comedy at some point
If it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all

you think Im a hoot and want to shoot the shit for a minute.
If you are looking to actually spend some time with me. I'm not looking to be a part-time gf or fuck. I'm looking for someone I can actually be with and potentially share my life with