Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"good morning heartache, you're like an old friend"
I'm not a girly girl, I like to get cute sometimes, but I don't
need to wear makeup every waking hour. I can fish, shoot a gun, and
grow my own food.
What you can expect is an unpretentious, loving and caring
Taking care of my family is and always will be my priority.
Humor is very important to me. Life is already shitty enough
without you attitude. laugh if someone tells a joke its okay to let
I do Have a problem with being overly-loyal even when no person is
loyal to me. So I may seem to be a door-mat but its more the fact I
am forgiving of human nature. That doesn't mean I just let people
walk all over me though. I'll give chances but if you continue your
behavior just to hurt me I have no need for you in my life
I have a variety of hobbies and interests and I do many things that
allow me to be as creative as possible without restrictions. I
guess you can say I am that "dark artist" type. I like to spend my
time in my own head or creating new pieces.
There's also a bit of a dark side to me. Think Wednesday Addams. I
like the macabre and all the things nightmares are made of.
With all that being said. I am very traditional in my moral values
(My grandfather was mennonite which are like amish except german
not dutch) I don't believe in the need extravegant things. I dpn't
believe in owning a cell phone ( I think it distracts us from
making real human connections) I like to know where my food comes
from and do not eat fast food.
Also, I have a meniers disease (chronic vertigo) it will last the
rest of my life. basically I have the spins all the time due to an
equillibrium imbalance. I will eventually go deaf and blind on the
right side of my face and sometimes pass out from the condition so
I do not drive. I don't allow it to hinder the rest of my life
though. just the driving thing because of safety
one thing I have noticed about myself is I hardly make an
impression on people. not good not bad, but it's not my fault
people are apathetic to everything. But I am tired of always being
a non-factor in the relationships I hold (friendships,
relationships) just seems no matter how hard I try I'm just a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
at this moment in time I am a stay at home Mom to my 5-year old
niece as well as a caregiver for my grandma and father. Its not the
path I would've liked to take, but when your family needs you, you
are there for them. So I've taken a hiatus from a normal 9-5 for
quite some time now. I do have several long term goals. I would
like to have a boutique-style vintage/upcycling/curiosity shop, and
I would also like to redo my family home sometime in the future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing (even though its only at karaoke).
making others laugh.
Finding gems at thrift stores
Hackey-sacking in high heels
coming up with stupid ideas and making it fun
making creol and cajun food
playing captain save-a-hoe
Walking right into Mordor
making paper snowflakes
making people feel really stupid when they do stupid shit
thwarting creepers advances (usually onto one of my lady friends
for shits and giggles)
listening to everyones problems
The first things people usually notice about me
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you will notice I am kind of a giant
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I jump all over the place. I like to try new things and have
varying interests. I would say I'm a nerd, so I like sci-fi,
fantasy, video games, comic book things.
B-horror movies are my fave, but I also totally love anything with
explosions and graphic violence.
as far as music I prefer listening to punk/ gypsy punk/ pschobilly,
alternative, death metal, rock , but honestly I will listen to
anything. Marvelous 3 is my favorite band and Butch Walker is my
absolute favorite writer/artist of all time.
I fall asleep to classical music every night
Some of my favorite writers are Hunter S. Thompson, Tolkein, Poe,
Bukowski, Palahnuic, Burgess. (two of my tats are from books- lord
of the rings and a clockwork orange) I also have a vast collection
of books about serial killers
Food is sooo good, I will honestly try anything! I love sushi,
greek, mexican, all american fatty-goodness topped with
As far as television goes I have a tendency to watchathon. some of
my favorite shows are the walking dead, american horror story,
Bates motel, agents of shield, Hemlock grove, the typical animated
shows (south park, family guy, so on....) Trailer Park boys is
pretty darn rad. oh and If I had to only watch 1 show the rest of
my life it would be doctor who
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee/ cigs (these go hand in hand)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Zombie contingency plan
Why people are so stupid
How the world would be if everyone cared.
Sasquatch doing funny or even normal things
hindsite-things I should've said that would have been witty at the
what my next cosplay/zombie makeup is going to be
The universe and my place in it
What to make for dinner
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working on some art project...usually alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't shuffle a deck of cards
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to help me cross some things of my bucket list, dress up
in cosplay and go to con or even a movie premier, go get tattoos
and tacos, or have fun an turn up at karaoke. just look for the
girl with the broken smile and please if you don't have the time or
the heart to put forth into a possible relationship. move on. I'm
not your Lady
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