I'm one of the chillest bitches you will ever meet. I Don't like
drama, and I will keep it real.
Also I am not a basic bitch. Im a play for keeps.
genuine, loving, very patient.
I am Very VERY Ackward.
....oh and I might be afraid of men.... (this is still up for debate being I get along with males better than females, but when it comes to dating I am just at a loss of what to do)
I say the weirdest shit sometimes and laugh at seemingly innappropriate things
I believe a well balanced diet consists of coffee and cigarettes
I'm very creative and express that in all forms of art.
I have the singing voice of a bird, but curse like a
7 tattoos (and planning on more)
I feel really comfortable in social environments and am a
genuinly nice person (that sometimes gets mixed up with
genuine interest and I get weird stalkers bleh!)
Design, Art, and Music are my passions.
MY FRIENDS ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT TO ME AS MY FAMILY,
FUCK WITH THEM, BETTER PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION!
I spent most of my twenties in Oregon, more specifically Klamath Falls, shit hole town, great people I still consider most of my friends there family
I consider myself a great story teller. I love to travel and tell
stories of my experiences. Along with travel I get a lot of fun
stories from personal injuries. I am a very clumsy person (if
there is one thing in the entire area to trip on I will look at it,
say "i'm not going to trip over that" then end up tripping
over it anyways)
I'm a funny muthafucka. period end of story
I like to spend time meditating and reflecting. and enjoying my
I will usually try everything at least once so I can make an
informed decision weather or not I like it.
Im always looking to learn and figure ways to improve myself.
I am a Blue Ribbon Soldier.
I like to dance stupid. shaking my non-butt and rapping
Im so blessed to have great people in my life and always have
now for a list of things I hate: Birds, bowling, feet, costipation, fake raspberry flavour steve martin, ramen, women with dunlap syndrome, looking at women you just want to feed a sandwich to because they weigh less than 100 pds, chew tobacco, mangos, nicolas cage, kanye west, seinfeld, people who dont care about their animals, Dr Pepper, dirty bathrooms, drinking to the point of being sick, people who take 10 mins to tell a story with no point that no one cares about, ham (I FUCKING HATE HAM SO MUCH!!), clean jokes (wtf is that about?), cottonmouth, comb overs, freeze dried potatoes, cameltoe, eminems voice, licorice, when people dont take care of their kids, my bum knee, tweekers, dirty hippies, losing everything in my huge purse, thieves, people who speed around my neighborhood ( I live between 2 schools), violent and senial old people, marinara sauce, shitty tattoos, people who talk to much, sleezy guys who only want me for sex, general ignorance, people who smell like shit. Like do you not know you smell bad? How does that even happen...you nasty, Burnt popcorn smell