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Miss_Kari

29 F Folsom, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 25–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"good morning heartache, you're like an old friend"

I'm one of the chillest bitches you will ever meet. I Don't like
drama, and I will keep it real.
genuine, loving, very patient.
I am Very VERY Ackward.
....oh and I might be afraid of men.... (this is still up for debate being I get along with males better than females, but when it comes to dating I am just at a loss of what to do)
I say the weirdest shit sometimes and laugh at seemingly innappropriate things
I believe a well balanced diet consists of coffee and cigarettes
I'm very creative and express that in all forms of art.
I have the singing voice of a bird, but curse like a
sailor.
7 tattoos (and planning on more)
I feel really comfortable in social environments and am a
genuinly nice person (that sometimes gets mixed up with
genuine interest and I get weird stalkers bleh!)
Design, Art, and Music are my passions.
MY FRIENDS ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT TO ME AS MY FAMILY,
FUCK WITH THEM, BETTER PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION!
I spent some time in Oregon, more specifically Klamath Falls, shit hole town, great people I still consider most of my friends there family
I consider myself a great story teller. I love to travel and tell
stories of my experiences. Along with travel I get a lot of fun
stories from personal injuries. I am a very clumsy person (if
there is one thing in the entire area to trip on I will look at it,
say "i'm not going to trip over that" then end up tripping
over it anyways)
I'm a funny muthafucka. period end of story
I like to spend time meditating and reflecting. and enjoying my
surroundings.
I will usually try everything at least once so I can make an
informed decision weather or not I like it.
Im always looking to learn and figure ways to improve myself.
I am a Blue Ribbon Soldier.
I like to dance stupid. shaking my non-butt and rapping
terribly.
Im so blessed to have great people in my life and always have
great times.

now for a list of things I hate: Birds, bowling, feet, costipation, fake raspberry flavour steve martin, ramen, women with dunlap syndrome, looking at women you just want to feed a sandwich to because they weigh less than 100 pds, chew tobacco, mangos, nicolas cage, kanye west, seinfeld, people who dont care about their animals, Dr Pepper, dirty bathrooms, drinking to the point of being sick, people who take 10 mins to tell a story with no point that no one cares about, ham (I FUCKING HATE HAM SO MUCH!!), clean jokes (wtf is that about?), cottonmouth, comb overs, freeze dried potatoes, cameltoe, eminems voice, licorice, when people dont take care of their kids, my bum knee, tweekers, dirty hippies, losing everything in my huge purse, thieves, people who speed around my neighborhood ( I live between 2 schools), violent and senial old people, marinara sauce, shitty tattoos, people who talk to much, sleezy guys who only want me for sex, general ignorance, people who smell like shit. Like do you not know you smell bad? How does that even happen...you nasty, Burnt popcorn smell
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
at this moment in time I am a stay at home Mom to my 5-year old niece as well as a caregiver for my grandma and father. Its not the path I would've liked to take, but when your family needs you, you are there for them. So I've taken a hiatus from a normal 9-5 for quite some time now. I do have several long term goals. I would like to have a boutique-style vintage/upcycling/curiosity shop, and I would also like to redo my family home sometime in the future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing (even though its only at karaoke).
making others laugh.
puffing tough
Finding gems at thrift stores
Dancing Stupid
making coffee
dance-punching
Hackey-sacking in high heels
coming up with stupid ideas and making it fun
shitty analogies
making creol and cajun food
playing captain save-a-hoe
eating bacon
Walking right into Mordor
procrastinating
making paper snowflakes
making people feel really stupid when they do stupid shit
thwarting creepers advances (usually onto one of my lady friends for shits and giggles)
listening to everyones problems
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hot friends lol.
If You see Past that you will notice I am kind of a giant
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I jump all over the place. I like to try new things and have varying interests. I would say I'm a nerd, so I like sci-fi, fantasy, video games, comic book things.

B-horror movies are my fave, but I also totally love anything with explosions and graphic violence.

as far as music I prefer listening to punk/ gypsy punk/ pschobilly, alternative, death metal, rock , but honestly I will listen to anything. Marvelous 3 is my favorite band and Butch Walker is my absolute favorite writer/artist of all time.
I fall asleep to classical music every night

Some of my favorite writers are Hunter S. Thompson, Tolkein, Poe, Bukowski, Palahnuic, Burgess. (two of my tats are from books- lord of the rings and a clockwork orange) I also have a vast collection of books about serial killers

Food is sooo good, I will honestly try anything! I love sushi, greek, mexican, all american fatty-goodness topped with bacon.

As far as television goes I have a tendency to watchathon. some of my favorite shows are the walking dead, american horror story, Bates motel, agents of shield, Hemlock grove, the typical animated shows (south park, family guy, so on....) Trailer Park boys is pretty darn rad. oh and If I had to only watch 1 show the rest of my life it would be doctor who
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee/ cigs (these go hand in hand)
Family
Friends
A Sketchbook
Witty Banter
interest in the world around me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Zombie contingency plan
Why people are so stupid
Art/Graphic Design
why do Mormons have to give you a book everytime they come over (for rolling papers? lol Blasphemy!)
How the world would be If Hitler had won WWII
How the world would be if everyone cared.
Why people think that being Japanese makes me a chink, If your going to be ignorant at least use the right terminology (I am A Jap or a Nip ....The more you know)
Are pEoPlE ThAt tYpE lIkE tHiS mentally handicapped?
ALIENS
Sasquatch doing funny or even normal things
hindsite-things I should've said that would have been witty at the moment
what my next cosplay/zombie makeup is going to be
The universe and my place in it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working on some art project
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't shuffle a deck of cards
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to help me cross some things of my bucket list, dress up in cosplay and go to con or even a movie premier, go get tattoos and tacos, or have fun an turn up at karaoke. just look for the girl with the broken smile