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26 Saint Louis, MO Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:34pm
5' 1" (1.55m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm Lauren. I like watching movies, reading, playing my bass, watching hockey, painting & sewing. I love to sew! My favorite things to make are costumes. The more extravagant, the better :) My goal is to someday make a living out of it. I love doing crafty things, too. If you need help with pretty much anything craft-related, I'm your girl ;) I am absolutely obsessed with all things involving horror. My idea of a perfect night is a horror movie marathon. Oh, and I'm also a pretty big comic book fan.

I've always been very into reading. Refer me to a good book and you'll win my heart forever :) I'd love to meet someone who can carry on an intellectual conversation. To me, that is one of the sexiest things in the world. But don't get me wrong; I can be pretty silly, too!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working on a costuming portfolio that will hopefully get me somewhere some day. In the meantime, I'm a cashier at a thrift store. I also make and sell clothing and accessories on the side.
I’m really good at
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Sewing, singing, painting, doin' crafty things, telling horrible jokes, knowing random movie trivia (or just random facts in general), worshiping Bruce Campbell.....speaking of which:

Bruce Campbell's little black book is larger than the Necronomicon, and has taken twice as many souls ;)

I've gotten particularly skilled in working with recycled materials. I like making things out of bottle caps, soda tabs, aluminum cans, safety pins, cassette tapes....pretty much anything I can get my hands on!

I also pride myself on my extensive vocabulary :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty sure my hair usually gets the most attention first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Frankenstein, Dracula, The Divine Comedy, The Metamorphosis, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, T.S. Eliot's The Wasteland, Phineas Gage: A Gruesome but True Story about Brain Science, anything and everything by Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, H.G. Wells, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Algernon Blackwood, Ambrose Bierce, or Ray Bradbury

Movies: Psycho (1960), The Evil Dead Series, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, The Fly (1958), My Name is Bruce, Bubba Ho-tep, Pan's Labyrinth, Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer, The Astro-Zombies, Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman, The Angry Red Planet, Suspira, Zombi 2, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Donnie Darko, La Double Vie de Veronique, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Wolfman (1941), Frankenstein (1931), Dracula (1931), The Godfather trilogy, Goodfellas, Scarface, Taxi Driver, Sleepaway Camp, Hellraiser, House on Haunted Hill (1959), Little Shop of Horrors (1960), Reservoir Dogs, Back to the Future, Nosferatu, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Creature From the Black Lagoon....if I don't stop now, I never will....

Music: Nekromantix, Misfits (with Danzig), Alkaline Trio, Tiger Army, Social Distortion, Dead Kennedys, Horrorpops, Alice Cooper, Minor Threat, Reverend Horton Heat, The Quakes, Mad Sin, The Meteors, The Creepshow, The Dead Milkmen, The Queers, Slaughter & The Dogs, The World/Inferno Friendship Society, Rancid, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Lower Class Brats, Gorilla Biscuits, Operation Ivy, Agent Orange, The Cramps, Three Bad Jacks, Stray Cats, 98 Mute, Circle Jerks, The Adolescents, Black Flag, Danzig, Samhain, A7X, Bad Brains, Aquabats, The Urge, Operation Ivy, Big D & The Kids Table, 7 Seconds, Richard Hell & The Voidoids.....and so on.

Food: Anything spicy! Or Italian. I love me a good cannoli :) Lasagna is my absolute favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
la mia famiglia
sewing machine
some form of antiseptic
horror films
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life in general, and where I'll be in ten years. I love psychology and learning about the human brain. I'm often thinking about what caused someone to act a certain way, thought processes, others' perceptions, motives.....basically cognition in general.

On the other hand, I sometimes find myself contemplating ridiculous hypothetical situations :)

Will the Blues ever win the Stanley Cup? Just once before I die!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical? No such thing :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, my mind 'wanders' when I'm watching Underworld and I see Kate Beckinsale in that tight black catsuit.....

You should message me if
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You like to read.
You have a good sense of humor and love to laugh.
If you love horror films, or even just movies in general.
You are an avid learner.
You have a decent grasp of grammar. It's just a pet peeve of mine.
If you're not afraid to be yourself, and would like to meet someone who will do the same for you.