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Miss_Massacre

24 / F / Straight / Seeing someone

Schotschekloof, South Africa

Her Details

Last Online
Feb 9
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.69m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)

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My self-summary
... some gangsters held a knife to my stomach just the other day for my iPod, but I dropkicked one in his ear and ran away screaming.. so I saved myself
My haircolour changes alot and I wear pants that are just a little bit too small..

I'm curvy and I LIKE IT damnit!!!

All my jeans have holes in them, and my shoes are worn.

I like to walk everywhere... unless its freezing.

...

I like getting stoned alone and then cleaning things.
I watch too much Friends, but I never ever watch tv...

If a baby and a dog were hanging from a cliff, I'd rather save the dog...
A little bit paranoid...
I dont feel free to sing in the mirror cos they hid cameras in them.
I'm scared people can read my mind.
I never take the elevator... its freaks me the fuck out.
I still sleep with the light...
...maybe I was abducted as a kid?

I can't drink tequila.
Ever...

okay maybe sometimes;)

I like to bake cookies and look at pretty things for hours...
Beautiful things make me happy.
I spend most of my time daydreaming...

..or thinking of ways to earn money without having to work for anybody else...
...if only I had my own little bakery or backpackers or something...*sighs*

Mostly I strive to live a happy life, to spend more time experiencing and living it, rather than hoarding money and possessions.
If one day I can say that I never worked a 9 to 5 office job, my life will have been a success.

I am here, cos im bored, and doing quizzes

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What I’m doing with my life
Studying fashion design...
No, I don't want to be the next Karl Lagerfeld, that life is waaay too much for me... Id just like to make beautiful clothes in my own little sewing studio,with a coffee machine... maybe go live a simple existence somewhere like Thailand or India... yeeah, thats where I wanna be in 5 years time :)

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I’m really good at
Hair
Make up
Enjoying food ;)
Rolling (things to smoke)
Putting my foot in my mouth
Being awkward in certain social situations... oh well :/
I wouldnt call it REALLY good, but i have pretty decent drawing and sewing skills..

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The first things people usually notice about me
hair? its always changing..
I can be extremely quiet and withdrawn, and NO its not cosI dont have anything to say, it's simply because im all up in my own headspace and couldnt care less about participating in other conversation...

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fantasy, coffee table kinda books (about whatever), thrillers, biographies..

Movies: Dont really have many FAVOURITES, i fall asleep during movies... but i guess The Celestine Prophecy(so beautiful!), Taking Woodstock, Paranormal Activity, The Ramen Girl, Shirley Valentine, Breakfast at Tiffany's, the fourth kind, Outsourced and ALL cheesy christmas movies... i fucking love it!

Music: Au Revoir Simone, The Do, Broken Social Scene, The Asteroid Galaxy Tour, Sneaker Pimps, Blur, Operation Ivy, Gogol Bordello, Streetlight Manifesto,Peaches, Leftover Crack, MIndless Self Indulgence, Tricky, Portishead, Blur, Death From Above, Eazy E, G Love & The Special Sauce, LCOB, Janis Joplin, Bikini Kill, Sublime, Bright Eyes, Snoop Dogg, The Ettes, Kottonmouth Kings, & lots of other shit.

Shows: Big Bang Theory, United States of Tara, Modern Family, IT crowd, House, The Mentalist, Flash Forward, V, Bully Beatdown.

Games: Elder Scrolls series, quake 3 :P

Food?? I love food! Especially if its spicy :D yum

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The six things I could never do without
Laptop(with music), perfume, Pen-paper-ink, Beautifully kitch little things, Good coffee, good company(my own) and something good to smoke.
I dont really need much to be happy ...

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
wtf im doing??
wtf im supposed to be doing?
what i want?
what i need?
what i can afford...
life...
the universe...
my true nature...
whoever Im currently infatuated with :P
Pretty clothes...
What to bake next...

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On a typical Friday night I am
maybe out with friends, but most likely either working on projects
or happily chilling at home in my own little world.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is all just a bit of silly fun...
If you really want to know what im all about, drop me a msg.

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I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22-25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
if you find anything i said interesting.
If you believe in aliens.
If you believe you are an alien.
If you can remember your past life.
If you like talking about these things :)
If youre generally a pretty cool individual..
If you smoke alot ( you know who you are! )

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