Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live with my husband PDC_jkelsch
, my wife thecutestuff
, my wife's husband ,
and her boyfriend, as well as one of her ex's. (That's six people
for those of you counting.) Oh and we have a great dane named
Davilin and a cat named Steve in there. Life is interesting most of
the time. I like it that way.
I've lived in the northwest most of my life. I love to travel
though. I've been to England, Italy, France, Mexico and of course
Canada. I have plans to go to other places, who knows when.
Sorry if this doesn't flow well, I just keep adding to it when I
think of something else to say. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for myself when I can get away with it. I own a small
business making custom fit corsets. Someday, maybe, I'll be famous
and making corsets and undergarments for the stars. The closest
I've gotten is making stuff worn by local burlesque performers.
Always makes me feel good to see something I made on stage.
Sometimes business is slow, so I also work part time as a
And of course I've got to keep myself crazy busy, so I've begun the
work of starting a nonprofit art center. Which will be awesome once
all the paperwork is complete!
And I just finished bartending school... because.... why not? :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sewing, cooking, bouncing around like a fool. Really awesome at
cleaning too. Ooo, Ooo, I also play a sweet game of Skee Ball. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Have to edit this now. Was feeling a little impulsive, so I shaved
my head...Probably my hair, or lack of. I've got super curly locks
usually. Personally my boobs are my favorite body part on me, but
not sure that they are the first thing people notice. But they
should be. :)
Perhaps the crazy. I may jump around like a lunatic sometimes... :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love cook books, and I'm a sucker for craft books. Kinda into
non-fiction, but will read a really good fiction book if it gets
recommended enough. I will watch pretty much anything. Into comedy,
drama, sci-fi, anime, and well everything. That includes live
entertainment. I was more or less raised at a theater, so I know
most show tunes, and the theme of a lot of plays. I like to cook,
so I enjoy food. I'm actually a little obsessed with cupcakes. They
are so awesome and cute and I love them so much I have one tattooed
on my right shoulder blade.
Fiction book: The Fountainhead
Non-Fiction book: Sex at Dawn
Teen Movie: The breakfast club
Live entertainment: Burlesque
Current band: Mumford and sons
General music: Punk
Web series: The Guild
Savory food: Broccoli cheddar soup
Sweet food: Chocolate souffle
Food based on look: Cupcakes!
Alcoholic beverage: Jack and coke (fun fact, this was the first
alcohol that I drank until drunk.)
What I usually drink when out: A white wine, like a riesling or a
chard. (I'm a wine club member at Chateau ste. Michelle)
Non-Alcoholic beverage: I have a weakness for rockstar, or root
Game: Apples to apples
Web comic: xkcd
Piece of clothing: hat
Vehicle: Karmann Ghia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not in any particular order.....
Cell phone- I am constantly checking the time, and talking to my
wife. I get a little panicky without it. Who knows how I made it
through my childhood without one. :)
internet- I once had to go without internet access for two days...
this is a horror I hope no one else will experience. How does one
find directions, or what time places are open? It's possible I'm
The people I love- They know who they are. :)
awesome socks- I have a collection of fun, funky socks. They keep
my tootsies warm and cozy.
sex- Ummm... yes.... I love sex. It's fun, and makes me
sewing machine- I can't go back to hand sewing everything. I just
can't. Besides my sewing machine is pretty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sewing projects.... as well as other craft things.
Sometimes crazy outfits that I think I would like to make. I once
made a corset that made me look like I was being eaten by a fish.
It is super sweet!
Or foods that don't normally go together that I think
well... and then I do spend a bit of my time planning.... really
into planning things.
I will also think about everything you said to me.... I will
analyze it, and remember it well after you have forgotten that you
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying dinner with my "family".
Maybe watch a movie. Clean up the house for game night on
Friday's are pretty chill. The weekends can get pretty busy with
six peoples plans overlapping. So taking time to be together and
relax is important.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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umm..errr... well that's private...
I'll keep that to myself. :P
Gotta keep some mystery.
Although I do talk a lot, and once I get going I sometimes say more
than I intend.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ya feel like it. Maybe if you just wanna say something.... I like
random comments. :)
I don't respond well to messages that are just asking for pity sex.
Just so you know. So you may want to lead with something else....
jokes, questions, etc. work better.
Or perhaps you want to hit up a wine tasting with me. I like most
any excuse to go do that. :)
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