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MissingtheMoon

33 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm America's number one Bell Biv DeVoe fan. Oh wait, wrong site. (That was my attempt at the best possible opening line. Thus far, it has proven itself exceedingly robust. Is it true? Browse my cassingle collection and decide for yourself.) Well, now that I have your attention, I suppose I should tell you a little about myself. If I must. Also, please enjoy this while perusing my profile.

I'm a man of varied interests, equally comfortable discussing 90s pop music as I am theoretical physics. I try to live in the moment, but I'm a habitual daydreamer. I dream of composing a symphony, penning the pulpiest novel, and becoming a professional bobsledder. I desperately want a tiny house and wish people used the idioms "bee's knees" and "dollars to donuts" more often.

I'd also like to be Ron Swanson when I grow up.

Please forgive my rambling rhetoric, internet peoples. I'm easily distracted.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Presently, I can't stop dancing to this http://youtu.be/V8x35aXXE2E

I'm seriously considering purchasing a Star Trek uniform. Thoughts?

I'm also working on a screenplay, tentatively titled "Police Dogs." It's about dogs that are cops, obviously. Oscar, please. (The sequel, Dog Christmas, is also in the works.)

Otherwise, I work at an organic farm educating kids as to the many benefits and functions of sustainable agriculture, while debating whether to pursue a master's degree in environmental management, having already earned degrees in environmental studies and film. I also have a boring job. But who wants to talk about that? Someday I'd like to be an apiarist, i.e., a beekeeper, despite being deathly afraid of being stung. My interest is purely sartorial.

Update: I have a new plan, open Portland's, and possibly America's, first insect on a stick food cart. Patent pending, so please don't steal this guaranteed moneymaker.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Badminton. Mitosis. Not being bored.

Puncturing Capri Sun packs on the first try. Seriously, I should get paid to do it. Pay me!

I also do two impressions, Ross Perot and Ray Romano. Can I finish!? Okay, I do a pretty spot-on Yoda as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't the foggiest. Well, aside from my high kick, I have a rather large head. Though I've heard that most celebrities have rather large craniums as well, so I suppose it's not all bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catch-22, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Siddhartha, A Modest Proposal. Truthfully, I am sort of sick of white authors and I'm now in search of the black Mark Twain. Tips appreciated. (edit: My books arrived! I feel significantly less white. Just kidding. I'm still frightfully white.)

Movies: I have a film degree, so I obviously like movies, but I'm hardly a snob, as evidenced by the following list: Dr. Strangelove, Pootie Tang, Brazil, The Princess Bride, Sullivan's Travels, Willow, Jules et Jim, The Killing, Adventures in Babysitting (my middle name is Thor after all), Harvey, Big Trouble in Little China, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Air Bud: Golden Receiver (solely for the title, I've never actually seen it)

Shows: Sealab 2021, The Wire, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Parks and Recreation

Music: I like this and that. Okay, so maybe this as well. And this http://youtu.be/DFH1BBdxGjw (arguably the danciest song about menstruation ever)

For me, music is like comedy, nothing is off-limits. It's all about context (e.g. The Spice Girls). Some arbitrary categories:

Recently: Beyoncé's lil sis, Charli XCX, Grimes, Sky Ferreira, Kendrick Lamar, Frank Ocean, Vashti Bunyan, Kitty Pryde (rap game Taylor Swift), Ol' Dirty Bastard, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Bowie, Dylan, Sam Cooke, The Beach Boys, Skeeter Davis, etc.

Swedes Please: Air France, The Tough Alliance, JJ, The Embassy, The Radio Dept., Taken by Trees, Jens Lekman, Korallreven, Postiljonen, Niki and the Dove, Acid House Kings, Molly Nilsson, etc.

Exceedingly twee: The Field Mice, Belle & Sebastian, Allo Darlin', The Pastels, The Lucksmiths, Camera Obscura, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, Brighter, Pipas,etc.

http://www.last.fm/user/nigocrates

Food: It'll be much quicker if I simply list the few foods I don't like: mayonnaise, ranch dressing, sour cream (yeah, they're all basically condiments), pretty much any white sauce-like substance, save for alfredo, and that's about it. I especially enjoy exotic cuisine, the more unusual the better. I try to avoid industrially farmed or manufactured food, for both environmental and ethical reasons. If I could afford it, I would adopt a bioregional diet.

Bonus Category
Comedians: Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Louis CK, Paul F. Tomkins, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Wiig, Tracy Morgan, Tod Barry, Tig Notaro, Nick Kroll, Kristen Schaal, Doug Benson, Patton Oswalt, and Zach Galifianakis, to name but a few.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mixtapes
The Sun
Karl Pilkington
Movies
Towels
Capybaras

Also, apparently, links, as this profile is now replete with them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I should start wearing meggings. I mean, when I should. Tomorrow?

Why would I spend my hard-earned truck driver money on an Earth House?

When, or if, I should stop saying "that's so 2013!"

Why overalls aren't still popular.

Ratón Pérez!

If archery shots are the new mustache pics.

How antiquated the notion of currency is.

What hotter than infinity means, because scientists apparently just created such a thing using negative temperatures.

Gravity Gravitational waves.



How to live forever or die trying.

Unorthodox solutions for a sustainable society.

The nature of reality. Have you heard about the holographic principle? And no, it's not related to Tupac.

The comma splice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on a unification theory. Chasing ghosts. Eating pizza. Drinking beverages. Laughing. Living. Forever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish it was more socially acceptable for me to wear a bow in my hair. Not that that will stop me, I just wish it was more common.

I regularly talk to myself in a British accent. Often in public. It's quite terrible, I assure you.

I've never been to IKEA! Are the meatballs worth it?

I sometimes (read: most of the time) don't wash my colander and instead just rinse it off before putting it away. Shh... don't tell.

I'm almost ashamed to admit I've never seen a single episode of Law & Order. Though I'm considering starting just for the ominous "chung CHUNG" sound.

I like talking during sex. Not dirty talk. Just chitchat, movies, current events, regular stuff. (Sadly, this isn't true (not yet at least), but is, in fact, paraphrased from Seinfeld.)

I may or may not have numerous "Tom Haverford" profiles. (Hint: my favorite movie is books.)

I rarely listen to NPR. Oh, the horror! I like being informed, just not by the radio. That's for my jams.

I've never used an emoticon. This is not private, but it is pertinent. (Edit: I used my first emoticon, a penguin, but I don't think that counts. Emojis don't count either, right? I've become mildly addicted to them lately.)

I'm afraid of ghostwriters.

If I delve any deeper my delicate sensibilities might be offended, as my Southern upbringing forbids me from answering such tawdry questions.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're winsome and whimsical, and don't take yourself too seriously. You enjoy pizza parties, indie pop (if you're a fan of Sarah Records, I'll likely fall in love with you instantly), vintage things, umbrellas, reading, writing, comedy, film, intellectualism, pie charts, etc.

You're interested in subconscious human attraction and its connection to the heterozygosity of our genes.

You realize that according to string theory there's likely at least one alternate universe where you've already messaged me. Physics!

You want to take ecstasy and go see Every Which Way But Loose (currently playing at Laurelhurst) and/or Riverdance (which I assume is always playing somewhere). Joke? Not a joke? You decide.

You want to knit a hat for my larger-than-average head.

You want to start a soapbox derby team.

You want to go to Sweden with me. Half-serious inquiries only please.

You want to watch Spice World. Surprisingly, I've never seen it!

You want to play melodica in my post-twee jazz pop band, Kissing Cousinzzz.

Your pajamas have a turtleneck.