I'm not here for sex, love, or money. ...Well, okay, I'll take
money. If you insist. I'm also not here for poor punctuation,
capitalization, and spelling, so please peddle your 'u's and
'kewl's elsewhere. (I will, however, accept "mad awkward" due to my
recent discovery of its usage in the work of William
Faulkner.)
I am generally no-nonsense; however, I also adore nonsense: smart
nonsense, Monty Python nonsense, nonsense that is deliciously
random but includes no references to penises or overweight mothers,
except when it does. I prefer a dry wit to a dirty joke, though
I'll take the second if it includes the other.
I believe in honesty. Not just, "Yes, I slept with your boss a year
ago, I'm sorry," honesty, but full-out, say what you mean when you
mean it honesty. Nothing barred so that no one will bar anything in
return, and we can all vent until we're blue in the face, and then
go out for cocoa.
On a related note, I'm often considered a bitch.
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Missprint1401
22 / f / straight / Seeing Someone
Brookline, Massachusetts, United States
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Ethnicity White
Height 5' 7" (1.70m).
Looking For New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes No
Drinks Rarely
Drugs Never
Religion Atheism and laughing about it
Sign Sagittarius and it's fun to think about
Education
Job N/A
Income $0-$20,000
Kids N/A
Pets Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
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My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
Having just dropped out of college (I'm "taking time off"), the
world is my oyster. Which is to say, I'm desperately seeking
occupation. I'm curious about everything and anything, ranging from
volunteer farming to shoehorning and begging my way into a job I'm
way underqualified for, but might send me places, or at least pay
me. Right now, my best options seem to be in the secretarial field.
Helloooo, Post-Its.
When I'm not day-dreaming viable life options, I'm day-dreaming of the less likely: running away to London, Oxford, Edinburgh, or Italy. Or just opening a bakery. I bake when I'm stressed. Here, have a brownie.
One of my major life goals is to eat my way across the world. (Also, try chocolate from every country.) I love travel: I spent a semester in Italy, and can't wait to go back. Cannot. Wait. As a result, I often dream in incorrect Italian.
When I'm not day-dreaming viable life options, I'm day-dreaming of the less likely: running away to London, Oxford, Edinburgh, or Italy. Or just opening a bakery. I bake when I'm stressed. Here, have a brownie.
One of my major life goals is to eat my way across the world. (Also, try chocolate from every country.) I love travel: I spent a semester in Italy, and can't wait to go back. Cannot. Wait. As a result, I often dream in incorrect Italian.
I'm really good at
Being socially awkward. I am QUEEN of the socially awkward; I dare
anyone to beat me in the Shuffling in a Corner, Avoiding
Eye-Contact party dance. This also means I'm relatively shy, and a
terrible conversationalist - thus my exploration of a venue such as
this to find friends.
I'm passably good at writing, and excellent at reading. I throw pots - in the way of creation, not actually hurling teapots against walls - and I am the best packer I know. (No, seriously. No one can get a suitcase together like I can.) I'm good at maintaining distance-based relationships over phones or text; some of my closer friendships are conducted via internet and/or phone. Because I'm just that cool.
I'm passably good at writing, and excellent at reading. I throw pots - in the way of creation, not actually hurling teapots against walls - and I am the best packer I know. (No, seriously. No one can get a suitcase together like I can.) I'm good at maintaining distance-based relationships over phones or text; some of my closer friendships are conducted via internet and/or phone. Because I'm just that cool.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
I've been told I walk like I'm angry, so perhaps that. I've always
been told I perpetually *look* as if I'm angry, so that's probably
a close second. (I'm not angry, I promise. Except when I am.)
Otherwise, probably the uncontrolled hair, or the over-exposed
cleavage.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: "Jane Eyre" by Charlotte Bronte changed my life. I love all
the Bronte books, by all the Brontes, excepting those I haven't
read ("Shirley," and "Agnes Gray".) I'm fond of the that era of
novels in general. Gaskell was cool, if verbose. I also like Young
Adult, Urban Fantasy, general literature - I adore Anne Tyler, and
Neil Gaiman may be a minor deity. Um. Yes. I love books. The
end.
Movies: Again, broad range. I think people who limit themselves to one genre - in anything - are cheap, shallow people. Top movies, however: The Little Mermaid, Princess Bride, Children of Men, The Departed, Howl's Moving Castle, Silence of the Lambs, and Pan's Labyrinth.
Music: Musical theatre's my favorite, but I'll listen to nearly everything. Not huge of jazz, blues, or bluegrass.
Food: I eat. Forever. Unless it's spicy. I may love food more than books, on some days.
Movies: Again, broad range. I think people who limit themselves to one genre - in anything - are cheap, shallow people. Top movies, however: The Little Mermaid, Princess Bride, Children of Men, The Departed, Howl's Moving Castle, Silence of the Lambs, and Pan's Labyrinth.
Music: Musical theatre's my favorite, but I'll listen to nearly everything. Not huge of jazz, blues, or bluegrass.
Food: I eat. Forever. Unless it's spicy. I may love food more than books, on some days.
The six things I could never do without
I fear I am too realistic to say cutesy, "personalized" answers
like, "the fairy statue my grandfather gave me," and "the knitted
afghan my host mother gave me when I lived in Poland."
Instead:
My cell phone
Books
Food
Laptop
A comfy chair or bed
Sunlight
My cell phone
Books
Food
Laptop
A comfy chair or bed
Sunlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well... lately, I've been spending a lot of time thinking about me.
And what six things I couldn't do without. How narcissistic.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, with a book, lamenting my lack of a life.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
Secretly, I believe that some of the most meaningful relationships
you can have are found by pure, random chance. And that they may
even exist on the 'net. Somewhere.
You should message me if
You're bored. No, really - if you bore me in return, I won't
answer. But seriously: I'm bored, I'm stuck in a cornfield of a
school, and it's nearly 1am. I'm looking for someone to toss
messages back and forth with. Maybe we'll click, probably we won't,
but more hopefully, maybe we'll laugh. Or at least one of us will
laugh at the other.
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