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MisstressMe

27 F Longmont, CO

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a work in progress.
I am up one minute and down the next.
I burn bright and hot.
I sometimes lack motivation. other times my cup runneth over.
I am so grateful for the life I have.
I almost always have the best intentions at heart. when I don't you will know it. Trust me.
I am at my most free when inside my hoop.
I am in an Open/Poly relationship.
I am not looking for a one night stand.
I am looking for a lover and a friend. Something meaningful yet stringless.
I am interesting, crazy, and sensual
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live in Longmont which I love with my daughter who I love and a wonderful man falkor81 whom I love. Yes that is A LOT of love!
I'm a stay at home mom, I spend most of the week with my 6 year old playing, talking about Pokemon and going outside if it's not so hot out.

Mostly I am trying to become who I want to be, even if I'm not entirely sure who that is yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sewing and crafts, I especially like to make stuffed animals for my daughter.
I'm also pretty decent with a hula hoop!
I surprise myself with my cake decorating abilities.
and of course bumping into things.repeatedly.
Also I'd like to think I'm a good and loyal friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly don't know how to answer this question. most of the typical hair eyes boobs I guess. I have purple streaks in my hair, but they're usually very subtle.
Or my cowboy hat, supercool boots or awesome hip pouch. Depending on which I'm wearing.
Definitely my hula hoop if I'm carrying it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: currently loving:Song of Ice and Fire series Hunger Games, Nurture shock, any and all vampire books (some more than others listing them would take up to much space), the giver, hitchhiker guide to the galaxy, anything by Daniel Quinn, a scanner darkly, harry potter series, an unquiet mind and so very many more.

I read insatiably, once I start a book I pretty much forget all other life exists.

TV more than movies: I'm really into Game of Thrones, LOST and TruBlood... also flashforward, V, heroes, trauma, Alphas, fringe, Buffy, doll house etc.

still very ecclectic taste in music: REHAB, citizen cope violet vector and the lovely lovelies, the beatles, cake, Etta James, Justin Townes Earle,
K'naan, gym class heroes, Carolina chocolate drops, William Elliot Whitmore johnnyswim ... etc. etc. etc.

and I still love sweets... Cafe twists currently

Board games: race for the galaxy, Dominion, Pandemic, blokus, smallworld, shadows over camelot, apples to apples, power grid, fluxx, cosmic encounter, odin's ravens, killer bunnies, Wizard etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Love of my life Falkor81 and our daughter Lillia
2.My Iphone with music and games Galore (but I'd take falkor81's Ipad if he'd let me)
3.Some form of artistic medium (coloring book and crayons, just something!)
4. My Beastie
5. Sex. Great sex.
6. my hula hoop!

But in all honesty as long as I have falkor81 and our daughter I'm sure I'd be just fine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The bigger picture... what are we all doing...why are we all here... and whether true love or true happiness really exist and where its all heading and on and on with the same old bullshit questions that will never be answered
How are my decisions going to effect my daughter.
How to get the Shaun the Sheep theme song out of my head.
What kind of drugs are the creators of Yo Gabba Gabba on?

Lately I've been pondering whether my balcony is big enough for hooping.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
home with brian playing a board game or out to dinner and a movie if we can get a sitter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a little more than a little crazy, but I'd like to think it's in a good way.

Also I use lol and btw in text messages... Not too horrible right? In person I seem to think its funny to say BRB occasionally when exiting the room. Even I know it's lame, but can't stop myself sometimes.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're interested in talking about any of my interests, you'd like to get to know each other, if you have read all of my profile and like what you hear.

I'd like to reiterate that while it does say I am interested in casual sex, I don't want a one night stand. I want a friend. I am not interested in just fucking around, I want intimacy (though fucking would happily be included)

Also if you are interested in falkor81 and have any questions or just want to chat