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MistaSim

26 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:28am
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Absolutely extreme.
Probably abrasive.
Definitely open minded.
Positively all that generic shit women love.
What I’m doing with my life
"Working like a slave/just to rage like a runaway"-DS...TP

I work in various capacities in the television, film and music world...
It's consuming yet consummating.
I’m really good at
Being late.
Making drinks.
Predicting the future.
Not predicting the future.
Making people laugh when I'm serious.
Making people angry when I'm joking.
Making every food dish Jamaican-jerk inspired.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I remind them of Chris Brown or Bow Wow or Romeo or most recently Russel Westbrook. I get this 3-5 times a week. It's not exactly flattering. But its also not as annoying as it was 10 years ago.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The NFL Network.

Movies:
Butterfly Effect
American Beauty
Running With Scissors
Saw
A Beautiful Mind
The Scary Movie series.

Music:
Juicy J
Danny Brown
Nipsey Hussle
Kendrick Lamar/TDE
Beast Coast
Beacon
XXYYXX
Kastle
Bob Marley
Led Zeppelin
Flying Lotus
AraabMuzik
Flux Pavilion
Zedd's Dead
Skrillex (don't judge me)
The Weeknd
A$AP Rocky
Slaughterhouse

Books:
Nun!! Reedins 4 dummiez!!!!
The six things I could never do without
Pro Tools.
Chicken Wings.
Lip balm.
Yelp.
Imagination.
Good monitoring speakers/Headphones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who will I share the fruits of my labor with and how will they taste?
What happened last night?
When is the next concert/music festival?
Where did the year go?
Why doesn't anyone know what Hassidic Jews do for a living?
How long does it take a transplant to turn into a jaded New Yorker?
On a typical Friday night I am
Gin & Tonicking or Whiskey Gingering
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
'Party in the USA'- Miley Cyrus was my favorite song for a month or two back when it was new...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You have something to say.
You need a break from reality.
You want to adventure.
You're not Serious As Fuck Everyday.

I understand that some of us some are OCD-ish/dyslexic. I'm aware of the growing problem of illiteracy in the US. I get that we as individuals have certain pet peeves and turn offs.

But don't you think it's quite bigoted and obnoxious to disqualify someone for something as simple as forgetting an apostrophe or using "there" instead of "their"?!?
Of course not.
But you radical grammar nazis come off as really insecure. What are you trying to make up for?

With that being said...

DON'T MESSAGE ME IF:
It takes you more than 7.38792 seconds to solve:
4 (X+9)= 2 (3/7 x 5 - 2)