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the_jays

31 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Fluently), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Allow me to start with "nonsense"; that's all you will find in this profile. It's a silly mess of incoherent rambling which is as much fun as I am active and playful in person. Take it lightly. Here we go!

I'm carefree, I don't take myself too seriously, and I know how to have a good time. My mission in life is to enjoy every moment of it while doing what I can to help make the world a better place.

My favorite dinosaur is Jurassic Park. (See what I did there?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I gave up caffeine. Except chocolate. I moved into a beautiful apartment in the city, where I eat chocolate.

I am an intellectual with passion. I code for a living, hack as a hobby, and dabble in the arts (composing, writing, directing, painting, drawing, pixeling, gaming). I am artistically and mechanically inclined. I've made my own Halloween costumes, and designed countless gadgets. From time-to-time you can find me writing games, or building RC cars and helicopters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Sewing, cooking, fixing broken things, caring for plants and flowers.
- Speaking frankly and earnestly, listening and empathizing.
- Finding good places to eat and places just to relax.
- Entertaining, being energetic; bouncy, rambunctious, breaking into dance at inappropriate times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In order:

- I am extremely quiet
- My eyes
- My brain
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clark, Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Mary Roach, ...

Movies: Adaptation, American Psycho, Oldboy (not the disgraceful American remake, and not the disgraceful Bollywood remake), ...

Music: ASP, The Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method, The Glitch Mob, Uppermost, Unheilig, Wumpscut, Mindless Self Indulgence, Feed Me, Skrillex, deadmau5, ...

Food: I'll eat anything once, at least once.

Video Games: Don't Starve, Portal series, Metroid series, Minecraft, ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some random things I enjoy: hacking, electronic music, and frequenting my bed and my bathtub. I'm also a sucker for herbal teas, dark chocolate, scented soy candles, and bubble bath materials such as soaps and salts. Make that a *severe* weakness for dark chocolate.

Those are the material things I "cannot live without". I also need my group of close friends, the memories I cherish, and the stories I can tell.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

... dividing by zero.

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt. It's so big! She must be like one of those rap guy's girlfriends.

... electric cars.

Anarchy, communism, antidisestablishmentarianism, floccinaucinihilipilification.

... what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

Music and how my daily selection reflects my mood.

... the lovely evening that I lie quietly watching my best friend lick her girlfriend's pussy.

That one time I went to the Suicide Girls burlesque show and was mesmerized by/in love with every dancer on stage. 💝

... why ferrets are illegal in this state. I call shenanigans!

The Birthday paradox. The Fermi paradox. The Monty Hall problem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a film with one of my best friends, either together or remotely.

Or playing chess with friends at work. Alcohol is sometimes involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I only look innocent.
- My biggest fault is being too modest.
- Internally, I am extremely effeminate.
- I watched 15 years of One Piece episodes in 6 months.
- Everything I know about orbital mechanics I learned from Kerbal Space Program.
- I'm in love with Tesla (the inventor and the car).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you prefer relaxing and quiet moments to noisy bars. (If you really need noise, it has to be electronic, industrial, DnB, glitch, dubstep, or goth... sarcasm alert!)

I also stay active, but in moderation; A swim in the pool, or hour in the gym. If I'm feeling adventurous, a hike at Lands End or taking a ferry to Tiburon for chocolate.