Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Allow me to start with "nonsense"; that's all you will find in this
profile. It's a silly mess of incoherent rambling which is as much
fun as I am active and playful in person. Take it lightly. Here we
I'm carefree, I don't take myself too seriously, and I know how to
have a good time. My mission in life is to enjoy every moment of it
while doing what I can to help make the world a better place.
My favorite dinosaur is Jurassic Park. (See what I did there?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I gave up caffeine. Except chocolate. I moved into a beautiful
apartment in the city, where I eat chocolate.
I am an intellectual with passion. I code for a living, hack as a
hobby, and dabble in the arts (composing, writing, directing,
painting, drawing, pixeling, gaming). I am artistically and
mechanically inclined. I've made my own Halloween costumes, and
designed countless gadgets. From time-to-time you can find me
writing games, or building RC cars and helicopters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Sewing, cooking, fixing broken things, caring for plants and
- Speaking frankly and earnestly, listening and empathizing.
- Finding good places to eat and places just to relax.
- Entertaining, being energetic; bouncy, rambunctious, breaking
into dance at inappropriate times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I am extremely quiet
- My eyes
- My brain
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clark, Stephen King, H.P.
Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Mary Roach, ...
Movies: Adaptation, American Psycho, Oldboy (not the disgraceful
American remake, and not the disgraceful Bollywood remake),
Music: ASP, The Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method, The Glitch
Mob, Uppermost, Unheilig, Wumpscut, Mindless Self Indulgence, Feed
Me, Skrillex, deadmau5, ...
Food: I'll eat anything once, at least once.
Video Games: Don't Starve, Portal series, Metroid series,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some random things I enjoy: hacking, electronic music, and
frequenting my bed and my bathtub. I'm also a sucker for herbal
teas, dark chocolate, scented soy candles, and bubble bath
materials such as soaps and salts. Make that a *severe* weakness
for dark chocolate.
Those are the material things I "cannot live without". I also need
my group of close friends, the memories I cherish, and the stories
I can tell.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo
... dividing by zero.
Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt. It's so big! She must be like
one of those rap guy's girlfriends.
Anarchy, communism, antidisestablishmentarianism,
... what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable
... the lovely evening that I lie quietly watching my best friend
lick her girlfriend's pussy.
... why ferrets are illegal in this state. I call shenanigans!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a film with one of my best friends, either together or
Or playing chess with friends at work. Alcohol is sometimes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I only look innocent.
- My biggest fault is being too modest.
- Internally, I am extremely effeminate.
- I watched 15 years of One Piece episodes in 6 months.
- Everything I know about orbital mechanics I learned from Kerbal
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you prefer relaxing and quiet moments to noisy bars. (If you
really need noise, it has to be electronic, industrial, DnB,
glitch, dubstep, or goth... sarcasm alert!)
I also stay active, but in moderation; A swim in the pool, or hour
in the gym. If I'm feeling adventurous, a hike at Lands End or
taking a ferry to Tiburon for chocolate.
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