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31 • San Francisco, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 24
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of university
- Rather not say
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes cats
- English, C++ (Fluently), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
I'm carefree, I don't take myself too seriously, and I know how to have a good time. My mission in life is to enjoy every moment of it while doing what I can to help make the world a better place.
My favorite dinosaur is Jurassic Park. (See what I did there?)
I am an intellectual with passion. I code for a living, hack as a hobby, and dabble in the arts (composing, writing, directing, painting, drawing, pixeling, gaming). I am artistically and mechanically inclined. I've made my own Halloween costumes, and designed countless gadgets. From time-to-time you can find me writing games, or building RC cars and helicopters.
- Speaking frankly and earnestly, listening and empathizing.
- Finding good places to eat and places just to relax.
- Entertaining, being energetic; bouncy, rambunctious, breaking into dance at inappropriate times.
- I am extremely quiet
- My eyes
- My brain
Movies: Adaptation, American Psycho, Oldboy (not the disgraceful American remake, and not the disgraceful Bollywood remake), ...
Music: ASP, The Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method, The Glitch Mob, Uppermost, Unheilig, Wumpscut, Mindless Self Indulgence, Feed Me, Skrillex, deadmau5, ...
Food: I'll eat anything once, at least once.
Video Games: Don't Starve, Portal series, Metroid series, Minecraft, ...
Those are the material things I "cannot live without". I also need my group of close friends, the memories I cherish, and the stories I can tell.
... dividing by zero.
Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt. It's so big! She must be like one of those rap guy's girlfriends.
Anarchy, communism, antidisestablishmentarianism, floccinaucinihilipilification.
... what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
... the lovely evening that I lie quietly watching my best friend lick her girlfriend's pussy.
... why ferrets are illegal in this state. I call shenanigans!
Or playing chess with friends at work. Alcohol is sometimes involved.
- My biggest fault is being too modest.
- Internally, I am extremely effeminate.
- I watched 15 years of One Piece episodes in 6 months.
- Everything I know about orbital mechanics I learned from Kerbal Space Program.
I also stay active, but in moderation; A swim in the pool, or hour in the gym. If I'm feeling adventurous, a hike at Lands End or taking a ferry to Tiburon for chocolate.
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