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Mister-Fox

32 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Italian (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like to consider myself a very simple person, but apparently my friends disagree. You can generally find me wearing a suit and tie, even when I don't have to. I read a great deal and like to tell (bad) jokes. My instagram feed is largely filled with pictures of neighborhood cats and freshly baked bread, which is probably more telling than anything else. I just adopted a kitten, so I'm basically constantly in a state of adoring giddiness. She wears a bowtie. It's pretty amazing.

I'm looking to have meals, coffee, drinks, conversations, arguments and such with someone. Like most things, it's not really that complicated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing stories, telling jokes, working too much, running far distances, petting cats, eating tacos, studying German, and using gerunds.

I also bake a lot of cookies. I'm really ready for it to be autumn already, so I can start making cold weather food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making friends with cats. In truth, I am friend to all cats everywhere.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I returned to Portland in August after spending the summer in Alaska, so I suspect that people are noticing that I have survived multiple bear attacks [a friend added that part], or that I seem like the sort of person who can catch a fish (possibly with his bare hands) [friend again].

Generally speaking, probably that I am tall and dapper and saying humorous things in a deep voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors:
Roald Dahl, Angela Carter, Cormac McCarthy, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, George RR Martin, Stephen King, Haruki Murakami, Joe Hill, Karen Russell, Margaret Atwood. Also, The Last Unicorn, The Face in the Frost.

Movies:
Amadeus, Anchorman, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Avengers, The Cable Guy, The King of Comedy, There Will Be Blood, This Is Spinal Tap, What About Bob?, Black Swan, Willow, Hot Fuzz, Death Becomes Her, The Skin I Live In, Defending Your Life, Boogie Nights, Kill Bill, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, Time Bandits, Brazil, The Station Agent, Southland Tales, Big Fan.

Shows:
Twin Peaks, Mad Men, The Twilight Zone, The Simpsons, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Breaking Bad, Spaced, Archer, Parks & Recreation, Comedy Bang Bang, Childrens Hospital, The IT Crowd, Community, Futurama, Scooby-Doo in various permutations.

Music:
Scott Walker, The National, Neko Case, John Cale, Wilco, GZA, St. Vincent, Kanye West, A Tribe Called Quest, Nick Cave, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Pulp, Spiritualized, Tom Waits, Brian Eno, Mark Kozelek, Steely Dan, Gorillaz, The Replacements, Otis Redding, Glenn Miller, Beach House, Daft Punk.

Food:
This is a silly one, and I'm going to ignore it. Food is good, end of discussion.

And I'll add a couple...

Comedians:
Paul F. Tompkins, Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Jason Mantzoukas, Gillian Jacobs, Paul Scheer, Kumail Nanjiani, Garfunkel & Oates, Chelsea Peretti, Scott Aukerman, Thomas Lennon, Rob Huebel.

Animals:
Foxes, cats, bears.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses for seeing with, glasses for drinking out of, pie and tea establishments, freshly starched shirts, comedy podcasts, and pictures of animals on the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Sapir–Whorf hypothesis and what my cat is doing when I'm gone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering at the insane algorithms that cause Netflix to come up with suggested categories like "Mid-period Bodysnatching Comedy Thrillers."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really, really like making my bed while my cat is still lying in it and then watch her burrow her way out. It genuinely makes me laugh.
You should message me if
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If, as aforementioned, you would like to have a meal, coffee, drinks, conversations, arguments and such with someone, and I am that someone.