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35 Lehigh Acres, FL Man


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  • Ages 21–99
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:19pm
Native American, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm especially keen on kayaking these days. I go every other weekend. Please message if you want a buddy for some kayak adventures.

*Not looking for relationship. Not looking for sex. Just looking for friends.*

**All I want to do is explore stuff, make comic books, read science articles, and bankroll a technocratic revolution. If you're down with that, get in here.**

***I just recently realized that I might actually be a grandmother trapped in a young bear man's body. All the signs are there: bosomy hugs, baking, spoiling children, watching shitty soaps. Werewolves have the moon. I have the smell of freshly baked apples.***

I prefer people with open minds and burning convictions. I thrive on intellectual stimulation and debate, always seeking new things to inspire growth. I look for knowledge and find it in challenge.

It would be excellent to find a mind similarly aspected, also with a philosophical bent. Plato's 'The Republic', 'Nicomachean Ethics' by Aristotle, with a healthy dose of that Le Bon guy's 'The Crowd'. Also, if you can find strong symmetry between Rumi, Frank O'Hara, and Louis CK, you and I will get along famously.

My sense of justice and politics are important to me, but I'm not the zealous firebrand I used to be. I probably identify best as a democratic socialist libertarian bright green eco-feminist wookie love muffin. I lean Left quite hard on most things, but I've found it more important in the past few years to pull myself into understanding and companionship with people who hold perspectives opposite mine. Since I finally broke down and bought a new pair of glasses, I very much prefer doddering around the old dusty rooms and dark corners of the mind (any mind), and happily sharing that space and a coffee with any other brain that's as interested in poking bears as I am.

I'm pretty relaxed, but don't like to let life just happen to me, so I own it. It's my life, my meandering pace. I may be the only person I know who enjoys stillness. I have an almost John Cage sized reverence for silence.

If just seeing me on a typical day, what I am is a simple man with a big mind. I enjoy a relatively geeky lifestyle: comics, video games, intense brainstorming, etc. I have new ideas and inventions every day and seek out how to implement them or people who can make it happen. I am hopelessly attracted to innovation and deep conversation, and I am raw in my approach to others. So let's dispense with the being guarded and get to innovating!

I'm super down with Food Not Bombs and I do view poverty as a form of violence. I support capitalism insofar as it can get us to the next level of technological development in order to operate our basic human needs through a post-scarce model, but I'm largely socialistic through a technocratic lens. I'm pro-nuclear and pro-gmo, so I often run afoul of even my own allies. Anyway, if you hate poor people and you think their plight is all their fault, we probably will have a rough time maintaining common ground, but I'm not exclusionary, so have at!
What I’m doing with my life
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I have been many things in my life. I'm currently a drone in a meaningless company, a long time massage therapist, and briefly an actor and second assistant director (whatever that is), who is sometimes a writer, and am developing a life in adventure, the arts, and activism. I'm completely guilty of doing what I love for a living.

Waffling over whether or not I want to move back to my motherland of Tulsa, OK.

I'm currently building something amazing. If it makes me rich, free tacos for everyone! Except Steve.
I’m really good at
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Putting ideas together. I'm told I'm a great friend and have recently started believing it, too. Totally awesome at making sense of complex things and endlessly fucking up the simple. I am also good at eating and breathing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes are so cliche, aren't they? Well, that's what people notice. I'm not sure if it's their fault for being so uncreative as to not come up with something better, or my fault for not having something better to look at. It's not like anyone ever compliments my nice ass.

Yes, my eyes. The nearly black pits of unadulterated soul-crushing teddy bear love. Prepare to be skelped.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like everything, not gonna lie, but if you sat me down with The Office, a Terry Pratchett novel, Breakfast at Tiffany's to watch later, the XX playing in the background, and a platter full of tacos, you'd be my favorite person ever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, water, the internet twice, and a good poop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I'm going to take over the world, and then save it, and then take it over some more. It's really happening, too. Expect me. This is super serious!

I also fantasize sometimes about living in a tiny house next door to my hypothetical lover. Neighbor-lover. We can latch up our tiny houses and make a tiny courtyard between them, with a tiny fountain. Then there is togetherness with a respectable amount of privacy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, relaxing, and preparing my being for busy weekends. I am exceedingly diurnal. The night time is not the right time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an introvert. That means social situations tend to drain me rather than energize. Don't take this to mean that I don't like being out and about. I do. I just can't do it as long as others.

I'm oblivious to flirtation and innuendo. Example:

Her: Heyy, want to play? ;-)
Me: Sure! Play what? Do you like checkers?
Her: lol with whatever comes up
Me: So checkers?
Her: ...
Me: ...

That actually happened! Oh, life.

I'm also pretty rough around the edges. Uncouth, even, but not mean. I'm deaf, dumb, and blind to social graces, so I'll require a bit of taming when we hang out but I'm a total sweetheart and not likely to commit any meaningful transgression.

I don't think I'm fit for romantic relationships. I tend towards the aloof on the tail end of long outings/conversations, I'm quite a loner, I'm distracted, and I disengage easiy. I'd much prefer someone I can do good work with than romance. I do sometimes worry that this means I will always be alone.

Also, I don't drive. Ever. By choice. My life isn't really complicated by this, although I do dream of the wind on my scalp as I push a Vespa to its limits. This invariably turns into the "If You Steal My Sunshine" music video.

Update: I got a little Honda Elite from the 80's. She takes me 90 miles to the gallon to the tune of 35 mph, and her name is Judith Kitely.

Update on the update: I got a Honda Reflex. I am upgraded to 100mph. I typically do only 45.

I'm a hugger, but I never know when to hug, primarily because I'm trying to respect everyone's physical autonomy. So, you know, come up with a codephrase, a secret handshake, or just hug me to let me know you'd like me to hug you back. I am open to all the hugs!
You should message me if
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you want to turn your idle infatuation with changing the world into a full blown obsession with a fearless heart. Seriously looking for people with whom to found a nonprofit directing STEM advances towards environmental and social good.

I'd like to spend my time with people who might just be as off the cuff, geeky, and intensely passionate as I am. Give me fervor, or resign me to a life of corporate accounts payable nina speaking, just a moment.

I'm really not looking for a romantic commitment. I'm slow, even timid (hello, introvert!) to that kind of thing, and I'm focused on taking care of me these days. What I'm interested in, still being wanton for companionship and run-on sentences, is building deep connections (can the innuendo :p) with people who are interested in knowing me.

At any rate, I've always wanted to fall in love with someone I was intensely familiar with, so if love is to happen anywhere for me, I hope it would be in this way. But let's not approach friendship as just a waiting game for something else, okay?

Hi, I'm Nathan. And you just lost The Game.