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MisterChief-117

24 Germantown, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Military
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Back in 2006, I was awarded as Time Magazine's person of the year. It was pretty exciting and a fun ride while it lasted. If you don't believe me, go look it up.

I am a slave to my 9am to 6pm job during the week doing IT stuff.
I'm not going to lie, I love what I do and I really like the people I work with. It's an incredibly supportive environment.

Once a month, I'm called to go do "Army stuff" with my unit, which consists of me being one of three Combat Medics. I used to be an EMT at a fire station, but my time was so limited I had to resign. I'm thinking about re-joining one though since time has been more or less on my side recently

I'm pretty much a nerd, especially when it comes to computers and emergency medicine (weird mix). If your computer doesn't work and you're actively dying, I can help you with both.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a never-ending job doing tech support during the week, and once a month I do Army stuff.

Weekends are when I'm usually either doing everything at once or nothing at all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending to know what I'm talking about.

Making lame jokes. I can turn just about anything into a joke, pun, or whatever. I'd tell you the one about German sausages, but it's the wurst.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me, lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dr. Who, Futurama, Archer, Agents of SHIELD. To be honest, I don't watch TV much anymore...

For music, I like rock and classic rock, but I will listen to anything...except for modern rap which sucks.

If the food doesn't try to eat me first, I'll give it a try. If it tries to eat me first, it will probably lose, in which case I'll eat it to assert my dominance in the food chain.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone
Wallet (including money)
The Internet.
My puppy, who is the most amazing dog in the world
The fundamental physical constants
Everything else
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next adventure.

Also, the world, the universe, and everything in between.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going wherever the wind takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a time traveler. I travel through time at a rate of one second per second. My time machine on my wrist tells me so. Cool, huh?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can come up with something more creative than "sup".

You looked up who Time Magazine's Person of the Year was in 2006 and found that you were as well.

But go ahead and message me. What's the worst that can happen?