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MisterFancy

22 / M / bisexual / Single

San Francisco, California

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am handsome, shy, and dirty.

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My Self-Summary

ex southerner now another special sparkly unicorn in the bay. mama's boy. part time hustler, full time lover. aspiring heart(clit/dick/tentacle)throb.
pervert. clearly.

i'm queer, perform burlesque, love mopeds and going on dates.

What I’m doing with my life

hustling

I’m really good at

blowjobs

The first things people usually notice about me

My dapper style and charm. My lack of eye contact. The fangs/third nipple.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I actually read way less than I intend to. My last two favorites were "Whipping Girl" and "Valencia."
I really enjoy films by David Lynch and John Waters.
My taste in music is pretty wide but particular. It ranges from Hank Williams and Loretta Lynn to Wendy O and G.G. Allin, so I'm not sure how to answer this without sounding awfully pretentious. I've been listening to an amazing amount of Courtney Love and Mariah Carey lately according to itunes.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm a vegetarian. Mostly I get lazy when I don't have people to share meals with.

The six things I could never do without

Besides the basics of shelter/water/food/transportation etc, I think those 6 things would be:

chosen family
glitter
adventure
testosterone
latex barriers
and the internet.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

porn, puppies, community, performance, what you look like naked, what being in a pool full of ___ might feel like.

On a typical Friday night I am

Taking off my clothes in a show, covering myself in ketchup and mustard. Or possibly cruising the internet for baby animal pictures.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have an obsession with unicorns only rivaled by a handful of 6 year old girls.
Also, I am trans (FTM) and I'm not very private about it. I get naked in public an awful lot for a shy person.

You should message me if

You like to go on adventures. You enjoy crafting. You flag red on the right. You think I'm cute and would enjoy a fabulous makeout session, or mauling me in a dark alley. Or both.
I'm very open to many kinds of relationships and I prefer to let them form on their own without a prescripted model. I'm not monogamous and prefer you to be the same way.
I like femmes and fags and all sorts of folks. Try me.
If you say things like "gay is the new black" or hate on sex workers, we are not going to get along.
I prefer sex positive queer folks who care about social justice and are open to examining their own privileges.
If you are cute and confident and don't mind that I shower approximately once a week, give or take.

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