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DiscoInfernal

28 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Clever, rambunctious, fast paced, insightful, optimistic, energetic, sarcastic. These are descriptive words and some of them even apply to me, but which ones? Listen, it's pretty straight forward, I talk with words and sometimes the words I use, if put in the correct order, are worth listening to.

I am beard capable.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently figuring out where I want to be in five years time or so. In the middle of moving to another part of London and considering a potential career change down the line. Looking for that inspiration to strike.

My main passions are cycling, listening to music, hanging out with friends/colleagues and trying to find more time to see my ever extending family. I always make time for at least one festival a year and like to go on cycling tours here and there. Fellow cyclists should get in touch!
Also training for a 12km tough mudder-esque assault course race at the end of May, called the Nuclear Onslaught. Because why wouldn't it have a dramatic name?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making lots of ridiculous things up and telling you all of them with a straight face.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I talk quite fast and I'll make you laugh. Also I have eyes and they're located in the usual region.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm really into good TV and film. Massive fan of comedy and constantly trying to find the hidden gems you don't really hear too much about over here.
All time favourite shows are Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Nathan For You, Wonder Showzen and The Wire. Also anything Alan Partridge.

My music taste is a little all over the place, but it generally hovers around electronic and occasionally has some metal, funk and funk metal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night. I play that by ear.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you fancy catching up for a drink and talking nonsense at a fast pace for a while.