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30 Baltimore, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 4
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have an odd sense of humor apparently.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coping with the aftermath of certain decisions and events. Trying to decide what my next step is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Howling like a wookiee.
Saying blunt, off the wall things at awkward times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lumbering gait. The beard. My eyes. The Bad Religion t-shirt or the Darwin t-shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ishmael, Story of B, My Ishmael, A Short History of Nearly Everything, A Song of Ice and Fire series, Dresden Files. Anything informative pertaining to dinosaurs or paleontology.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jurassic Park, Clerks 1 and 2, V for Vendetta.

Game of Thrones, Shameless, Elementary, Cosmos.

Bad Religion, Deer Tick, Sage Francis, Brooks Long and the Mad Dog No Good, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, World Inferno Friendship Society, The Coup, Wu Tang Clan, Outkast, Tom Waits.

Lasagna. I have been known to make outrageous propositions and to endure incredible irritation as long as I can get a good lasagna as a result.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, family, friends, food, water, oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, paleontology, food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading. Watching a movie on Netflix. Having a beer with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ya know the saying "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach" ? I am the reason that saying exists.

Currently being plagued by Cronenberg-esque body horror nightmares.
You should message me if
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If you know the significance of 42 or R'yleh.

Don't bother if you think creationism has a place in schools.