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MisterMicrophone

36 Saint Louis, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an introvert extrovert of sorts. I like to go out but not mingle a whole lot. Dinner with someone is always nice whenever there is time. I work all over the country so you'll have to be patient with me on that. I'm gone often. I'm looking for someone that is similar to myself, someone who is kind, supportive, thoughtful and of course not crazy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Some friends and I have a bar on Cherokee street where I spend a lot of time cleaning instead of drinking. Typically I'm so beat up and damaged from a road trip that I spend most of my time at home repairing myself for the next round. I stay off my feet and sleep more than the average person letting all my wounds heal. I'm active at night when I'm home, usually staying up till 6am or so. I still have that young streak in me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't honestly know? I still have time to get really bad at things I might be good at now. I can make perfect hard boiled eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have long hair. I think people might think I look like that guy they might know from somewhere but have forgotten about. I get that look quite often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-none...Sorry, books bore me to tears. I don't get the obsession. Don't judge me. I get all my reading done going over service manuals.

Movies-comedy, thrillers - nothing new. I like classic movies.

Music-no pop, no rap, no new country.

Food-everything but the weirdest of shit - bugs,dog,monkey,rats. I've been on a Qdoba thing lately just so I can input Cholula.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a hard one. I need very little. I don't see the point to answering this one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money for starters. Business, my friends, food, the future, women, all the cuts on my hands, yardwork, space. Basic stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either stuck in a motel room, or at the bar. You can count on that. Very rarely do I ever stay in on Friday. You can find me at CBGB on Grand if you want to stalk me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When nobody is looking I do shots of Worcestershire sauce, drink pickle juice. I love the sour stuff. I have a collection of chewed bubble gum I started when I was in fourth grade. It's amazing.
You should message me if
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You find me at all interesting, attractive, entertaining, in need of dinner date, etc.