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MisterMicrophone

35 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, there's not a whole bunch to say here. I work nationwide so much that I don't really feel like a resident of St. Louis much anymore. I filter water and clean mold out of ice machines from coast to coast. It's one of those thankless jobs that nobody really thinks about but it pays well and everyone needs clean water, except Eskimos. I've set some personal goals this years to earn a certain amount and start saving for retirement. So I guess I'm finally beginning to grow up which adds to my absence from St. Louis. In short, I work A LOT!

I've never dated anyone from this site and only had a couple of conversations with people. This place is a void of crucial information, and instead, full of carbon copy profiles. I really don't even like dating. I like going out and grabbing some food and a coffee, maybe a night cap like two people that already know each other. So if you're the type that isn't in to the typical dating thing and prefer a more relaxed no pressure situation then send me a message. I could use the company here at the Quality Inn.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What is there to say??? Getting older, sleeping terribly, trying to not lift with my back anymore, trying to be more open to strangers. I'm not really sure anyone could answer this question fully.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at making hard decisions. Logic will prevail again some day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look strange and different from others I guess. People constantly stare at me in public for some reason, it makes me self conscious. It's like when you watch a documentary from a distant land and everyone going about their business in the background constantly stares into the camera while filming the documentary...it's annoying. I'm a magnet for weird people that never stop talking even after I've given off all the body language that I've had enough. I have long hair compared to most guys I suppose...I don't really notice it, I like long hair, big deal, right!?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-none...Sorry, books bore me to tears. I don't get the obsession.
Movies-comedy, thrillers - nothing new. I like classic movies.
Music-no pop, no rap, no new country. I'm a music sob and critic.
Food-everything but the weirdest of shit - bugs,dog,monkey,rats
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The basics.

Uhh??? I can do without most things.
I need to be social several times a week.
Some privacy.
Cholula Hot Sauce.
My car for work.
Closeness from those I trust.
I can do without, but I need someone to romance, I've never felt that it was ever urgent, but it's happening.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to satisfy myself and others, maybe too much time doing that. I spend lots of time thinking about the future so I can be prepared for all the curve balls modern life throws constantly. How to fund retirement packages without going broke. I dedicate a ton of time dreaming about projects I need to finish.
I think about my friends all the time, people I've wronged, people I've helped. Who that girl is in the cashiers office in room 109 at city hall? If I'll ever meet anyone on this site that fits most of my prerequisites.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing paperwork at the Quality Inn, or out for a few beers and shots or at home cleaning the house, laundry, yardwork, drinking tons of coffee, munching on food, snoring, re-watching documentaries. Wishing I had "the one" to come home to, especially when I get off the road. Also, I don't really explore the city like others do, it doesn't excite me and you'll probably think I'm boring even though I don't think I am, I just have different ways to staying occupied. I do not contain wanderlust, that has been satisfied with 10 years of nearly constant travel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When nobody is looking I do shots of Worcestershire sauce, drink pickle juice. I love the sour stuff. I have a collection of chewed bubble gum I started when I was in fourth grade. It's amazing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're strong, own a car, smart, employed, non-alcoholic, not a filthy hippie, kinda sleepy, aware, clean, non-mountain climber, can drive stick shift without a lesson, know how to calm down without being told, young at heart, not old before your time, mentally stable, not into fantasy comic book geekness, not completely to the left, make your own money, can be trusted not to cheat while I'm away, you're sweet, like tequila, fun, comical, have a quiet side, not totally overweight, smiles, like my cats, know exactly who you are right now, a little mean. I guess I just described myself... one more I guess, you're not me.

I'm serious, not here for flings. I'm getting too old for that shit.