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MisterMicrophone

36 Saint Louis, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I work all over the United States but live in St. Louis. I probably spend 7 months or so on the road, but that leaves 5 months for fun. So really it's better than being a teacher or student when it comes down to time off. This time is broken up into packets of course two weeks on one week off. That kind of thing.

I'm very much my own person and very independent, I don't date much or ever maybe??? I have for sure fallen into a groove with my life in the sense that I'm predictable. I am looking for someone though. I miss having someone special in my life to share everything with. I have all the creature comforts that I require; houses, cars, no debt, friends, good paying job etc. One biggest personal drawbacks is I might seem confident on the outside but I'm shy on the inside and rarely say whats on my mind. In short you might have to make it a little more obvious to me if you want me to ask you out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aside from work/travel, I don't really do much sadly. typically I'm so beat up and damaged from a road trip that I spend most of my time at home repairing myself for the next round. I stay off my feet and sleep more than the average person letting all my wounds heal. I'm active at night when I'm home, usually staying up till 6am or so.

I've been fixing my house up here in the city, I didn't prepare for all the maintenance in 2005 when I bought it, so now I'm focusing on the repairs now. Usually dump a heavy sum into a big project once a year. Next year is all new windows.

I may fire up my old sound and lighting company again to have some addition income for when I'm home. I've pretty much abandoned it once I got my current job, but I miss making bands bright and loud.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at making hard decisions. Logic will prevail again some day. Playing drums, working with my hands, eating lots of food, paying bills, drinking Fireball, petting cats, doing laundry. I'm sure that I'm good at lots of other things but I'm on the spot here and scared.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look strange and different from others I guess. People constantly stare at me in public for some reason, it makes me self conscious. It's like when you watch a documentary from a distant land and everyone going about their business in the background constantly stares into the camera while filming the documentary like they've never seen a fucking camera before...it's annoying. I'm a magnet for weird people that never stop talking even after I've given off all the body language that I've had enough. I have long hair compared to most guys I suppose...I don't really notice it, I like long hair, big deal, right!?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-none...Sorry, books bore me to tears. I don't get the obsession.
Movies-comedy, thrillers - nothing new. I like classic movies.
Music-no pop, no rap, no new country. I'm a music sob and critic.
Food-everything but the weirdest of shit - bugs,dog,monkey,rats. I've been on a Qdoba thing lately just so I can input Cholula.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from the needs, I don't require much. My family raised me to self sufficient. Sleep Sleep sleep. Hell on the Red salsa. Sharp cheddar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women for starters. The worlds problems. How greedy people are. My youth. How I will die and when. My friends. Why government sucks so bad. Why can't I fall asleep. Will I ever meet the women that can put up with me being gone for a couple weeks at a time. Am I doomed to be alone my whole life in my effort to chase dollars around the country. Food. These are all things that I probably think about at least once a day everyday. I'm a ray of sunshine huh?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either stuck in a motel room, or at the bar. You can count on that. Very rarely do I ever stay in on Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When nobody is looking I do shots of Worcestershire sauce, drink pickle juice. I love the sour stuff. I have a collection of chewed bubble gum I started when I was in fourth grade. It's amazing.
You should message me if
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You're strong, own a car, smart, employed, non-alcoholic, not a filthy hippie, kinda sleepy, aware, clean, non-mountain climber, can drive stick shift without a lesson, know how to calm down without being told, young at heart, not old before your time, mentally stable, not totally completely to the left, make your own money, can be trusted not to cheat while I'm away, you're sweet, shower at least six times a week, like tequila, fun, comical, have a quiet side, not totally overweight, smiles, like my cats, know exactly who you are right now, a little mean. I guess I just described myself... one more I guess, you're not me.

I'm serious, not here for flings. I'm getting too old for that shit.