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MisterMicrophone

35 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm not really looking for anyone right now. I still browse around and compare questions/answers though, usually landing on the same profiles I see every night.

However, I get excited when I see messages in my inbox, mainly because I only get about two a year. Whaaa Whaaaaaa Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
What I’m doing with my life
What's been taking up most of my time currently is helping a long time friend get re-established in STL with her two twin girls. So for now I'm part-time faux-dad which is the reasoning I'm not really looking for anyone as it stands. I would have very little time with work and kids to give you any proper time. Plus, with the house being crowded it would just be an awkward situation. I get why parents are always tired now.
I’m really good at
Being there for people, I have incredible patience, making others laugh at my own expense and various other tricks. I excel in problem solving. I'm also very handy with tools, all things mechanical. Raised by a family of DYI-ers. I've been working so much on the road lately that when I'm home and the kids are off to school, I'm really good at napping.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look strange and different from others I guess. I'm a magnet for weird people that never stop talking even after I've given off all the body language that I've had enough. I have long hair compared to most guys I suppose...I don't really notice it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books-none...Sorry, books bore me to tears. I don't get the obsession.
Movies-comedy, thrillers - nothing new. I like classic movies.
Music-no pop, no rap, no new country. I'm a music sob and critic.
Food-everything but the weirdest of shit - bugs,dog,monkey,rats
The six things I could never do without
The basics.

Uhh??? I can do without most things.
I need to be social several times a week.
Some privacy.
Cholula Hot Sauce.
My car for work.
Closeness from those I trust.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to satisfy myself and others. I spend lots of time thinking about the future so I can be prepared for all the curve balls modern life throws constantly. How to fund retirement packages without going broke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out for a few beers and shots or at home cleaning the house, laundry, yardwork, drinking tons of coffee, munching on food. Wishing I had "the one" to come home to. Also, I don't really explore the city like others do, it doesn't excite me and you'll probably think I'm boring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When nobody is looking I do shots of Worcestershire sauce, drink pickle juice. I love the sour stuff!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're strong, own a car, smart, employed, non-alcoholic, not a filthy hippie, kinda sleepy, aware, clean, non-mountain climber, can drive stick shift, know how to calm down, you're sweet, like tequila, fun, comical, have a quiet side, not totally overweight, like my cats, know exactly who you are right now,a little mean.

I'm serious, not here for flings.