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26 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:39pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Board game enthusiast and bubble tea connoisseur. I love to make people laugh and turn all my cash into $2 bills. If I had a million dollars I'd procure a sailboat and live out at sea, but only because there aren't any lighthouses for rent in Chicago. Seriously though, who wouldn't want to live in a tower on the beach?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in graduate school for Physics. The university pays me to TA physics students and go to classes; your tax dollars at work.

The end game is a M.S. in Physics and with that I'll probably become a bond villain. Hopefully that regime will begin in May!
I’m really good at
Catching things that fall out of the freezer, recalling quotes from long past conversations, and getting waiters to recommend my next meal. When they recommend items that aren't on the menu, you know you've arrived.

Walking fast is how I express myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The new Arrested Development season was refreshing, though Lindsay ruined her face. Breaking Bad was an absolute favorite; best show on TV. I also watch Game of Thrones, Mad Men, and Parks and Recreation like most TV people. However, unlike most TV people I've been to a live Judge Mathis taping. It was hilarious and I'm definitely going to go again.

I'm not a fan of country or screaming metal bands. Pandora is my best friend. Currently I'm having an affair with Florence + The Machine, Future Islands, and Blouse.

I will eat anything. I love spicy food, especially burn your mouth off 5-alarm spicy; there isn't a pepper I won't eat. I've recently discovered the majesty of beer floats. Guinness extra stout and coffee ice cream is my jam.

One of my all time favorite books is House of Leaves. I've somewhat recently picked up reading graphic novels. The Walking Dead, Y: The Last Man, and Fables are some of my favorites. Just cracked open the A Song of Ice and Fire books. No spoilers please, I'm halfway though book five.
The six things I could never do without
Board Games
Don't think Trouble, think Setters of Catan.

New Restaurants
Can I get this dessert to go please? If ordering a bunch of appetizers for dinner sounds like a meal to you then we should book some reservations.

The red line is my jam; I'm a huge fan of the Ventra card chimes.

Common but true; curling up and watching a show sounds like a great evening to me!

Dark Beers
Sophisticated and delicious; okay, I concede that beer floats might not be that sophisticated...

Shower Mirror
I shave in the shower now and it is delightful.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When and if I should use a semicolon; it is my favorite punctuation mark. I also wonder if browsing Reddit can actually be constructive. So far my data indicates the negative result; I'm open to outside collaboration.
On a typical Friday night I am
On an ideal Friday night I am with a few friends, some beers, and board games. I am not kidding.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Message me if you like board games, warm alcoholic drinks, or you're good at bar trivia. I really like winning at bar trivia.

The ability to express yourself using gifs is a big plus. If you don't know what a gif is (or you pronounce it "jiff") we'll have a lot of work to do.