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MisterRuminant

52 M Gloucester, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 31–56
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*** Summary: I'm looking for a girlfriend. A nice one. ***

***
Attention: if you've been begging to meet me, I think your messages have been getting lost in the ether...
***

I enjoy eating out, going to the cinema, theatre, comedy, gigs, art galleries etc. Can be persuaded to go for walks in the countryside, up and down hills, or around forests and parks, even if it's raining. Or around a lake, I like to hear a duck quack.

Got divorced a few years ago, and have enjoyed being single, not having to fit in with anyone, etc, but getting a bit tired of it now.

I have two lovely daughters who live with their mum, but I see them often.

I really like the thing on this site of being given questions to answer, BUT for some of the questions I really want to say "Well it depends..." and go on to explain at length why I don't want to tick any single one of the answers. Anyway I've answered 717 now, and I'm going to keep on going.

PS. No women-born-as-men thanks. (I think I'm too conventional for this site)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
frittering it away typing nonsense into okcupid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
jazz, improvised music
playing the guitar
listening
spotting spelling mistooks
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Films: I tend to prefer slow thoughtful films, but will also watch with pleasure action films, comedies, kids' films, sci-fi, etc. Want to watch Tiny Furniture soon.

Books: I read novels, short stories, biographies, science, etc. Just finished the last Wallander. Now working my way through Jon Ronson's books, non-fiction, funny, ironic, thought provoking. Loved Kazuo Ishiguro's "The Unconsoled", aware that everyone else hated it.

Theatre: looking forward to a Pinter double bill in Tewkesbury this month. Recently enjoyed plays by Caryl Churchill, Keith Waterhouse and Alan Ayckbourn.

Food: I like Indian, Chinese, Greek, Portuguese, Nepalese, Thai, Turkish, French, Spanish, - almost anything! But mustn't rule out the English: shepherd's pie, pasties, sunday roast, bangers and mash, cream tea, fish 'n' chips...

TV: Don't watch much, but have enjoyed Big Bang Theory, Peep Show, Green Wing, Bod. Aversion to soaps. Columbo is my hero.

Radio: R4, R3, R5 live (but not really interested in the sport).

Music: I'm a bit more fussy, but still have varied tastes. Love to hear enthusiastic musicians play live. Will listen to bands, orchestras, choirs, drum ensembles, gamelan, and all manner of honkers squeakers squawkers grunters scrapers and cracklers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The 5 most important numbers in mathematics (0, 1, e, pi, i).
This leaves a spare slot for the 6th thing: I'm open to suggestions.

Alternatively:
A good book / newspaper / magazine to read.
Music to listen to - especially live music.
Musicians to play with.
Cup of coffee.
My daughters.
The internet for entertainment!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what's it all about ('cos I'm very deep, see).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- reading a book probably!
- dividing by zero.
- I'd like be out in the world with you, enjoying life!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- (despite a busy life, sometimes I feel lonely)
- Sometimes I stare at ants, trying to influence them by thought.
- I have a smartphone but I can't work it.
You should message me if
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you think we might get on well.

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