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MisterSauce

30 / m / straight / Single

Los Angeles, California, United States

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Ethnicity Hispanic / Latin

Height 6' 2" (1.87m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners

Smokes When drinking

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Sometimes

Religion Catholicism and laughing about it

Sign Gemini and it's fun to think about

Education Graduated from college/university

Job Entertainment / Media

Income $20,000-$30,000

Kids Likes children, but doesn't want any

Pets Likes dogs and Owns cats

Languages English, Latin

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My self-summary

I was born and raised in Chicago, I moved to LA about three years ago to pursue my goal of directing movies and music videos.
I like going to local music shows, art galleries, events, parties, and markets.
I think i'm too comfortable being alone, but I truly understand the power of a hug and real friendship.

I am currently in the process of perfecting the baked mac n cheese.

What I'm doing with my life

Making music videos for local bands and friends, working(collecting pay checks), going out and exercise.

Finding ways to make more money, live better, and enjoy what I find pleasing. Reading these signs the universe is sending me and trying to figure out how to be happy about them. Which has just brought me back to here for some reason.

I want to make movies that people will watch and feel inspired by and use its unique vernacular in a common every day way.

I'm really good at

Creative problem solving, finding unconventional solutions to disagreeing parties, using Academia to Kill, Kill, KILL! wait not Academia, but abracadabra, stupid harry potter, I'll show you who's wand you can't touch.

talking to cops.

also being 30 years old.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

what's your name again? will you buy me another drink? you're still not pretty, I have to go home now.
nice shoes. what's your name again?

actually I fail to ask people what they notice about myself, its not in my personality to ask such questions to someone I've just met, and if I did, I wouldn't remember.

oh wait, i do remember one, what do you mean you don't drink coffee? my response, well Hitler didn't drink coffee.

-"I am going to punch you in the face!" me responding "LAUGHING"

-I can tell you one thing for sure, if I don't like you, you will know, or I will just tell you to you in person, i'm not the type to break it off with someone over a "text message".

-That I am nothing like these guys here-------------------->

-Apparently little fucking edits here and there, can't help yourself huh? huh?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

El Topo, Blue Velvet, That Obscure Object of Desire, the 400 Blows, Peeping Tom, Santa Sangre, Brick, The Lady Eve, The Apartment, Chinatown, Damage, The Lover, Coupier, La Aventura, Bitter Moon, Heathers, Better Off Dead, Revenge of the Nerds, Buddy Boy, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Ghost World, Back to the future, Monster Squad, Near Dark, Fright Night, Rosemary's baby, The Fearless Vampire Killers, The Killers, Bottle Rocket, True Romance. Rock-n-Roll Nightmare, M, Night of the Hunter, In Cold Blood, Of Human Bondage, Alucarda, Blazing Saddles, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The 49th parallel, The Omen, Halloween, Phantasm, (still waiting for Brian to finish Phantasmagoria), the texas chainsaw massacre, goulies, The Orphanage, Vanishing Point, Rad, Ichi the Killer, Machine Girl,

for the tv people;
TRUE BLOOD, SIX FEET UNDER, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Twin Peaks, The Office, Heroes, any Dick Wolf show, (law and order, CI, SVU) cartoons like Spider-man, X-Men, Justice League, Teen Titians, Batman, The Avengers, Fantastic Four, The Incredible Hulk, Cowboy Bebop, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Chappelle show, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Nat Geo, Food Network.

(i have a goodreads.com account) i like hard cover books and the way they smell, as well as comic books.(I'm a surrealist fan as if you couldn't really tell my the movie selection, so think, Kafka, Poe, Gaiman, Camus, but I also enjoy many others such as Miller, both Shellys, Stoker, Emma Forest, Gram Green, Raymond Carver, Twain. i'm really all about short stories.

I enjoy food,I have a penchant for spicy.

as for music all you need to know is that i HATE reggae

Artist's work i enjoy to look at and not touch; Bill Viola (almost was his assistant), Miranda July, Chris Cunningham, Micheal Hussar, Ufuoma Urie, Gottfried Helnwein, Egon Schiele, Hieronymus Bosch(pronounced Boss in Dutch), Mark Ryden,Sasha Grey, Jonathon Keats,Andrew Blake, and Matthew Barney.
i like street art too, like GIANT/OBEY and BANKSY, but you know what? fuck those assholes.
still want to know what music i like?

The six things I could never do without

a toothbrush/floss, soap, my cat, transportation, a good nights rest, and blank paper/writing utensil.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Tesla, I still think about Tesla, but I would rather fight Edison. maybe Rockefeller.

as of late I've been thinking of Howard Hughes.

(lately, often thinking about why I am on here)

the many uses of eggs. the culinary arts. mysticism, the meta-energy of cities, time/inter-dimensional travel, being GOD, and what happened to the great minds of today?

Also why people make things hard for themselves.

On a typical Friday night I am

controlling the universe.

I'll go up to the Cha Cha lounge, or a wine tasting a few doors down at Silverlake wine. Sometimes i'll go to the Vista for a movie, or see a rock show somewhere. Sometimes i'm just working.

I should mention I do this stuff alone, I like company but I don't need any to enjoy a night out.

I live in Korea Town now, if you've made it this far reading and haven't lost interest. I have to tell you, I really don't like Korea Town too much.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

**i have a tattoo of Jesus on my penis so that when i'm fucking you, you can say you have Jesus inside you. (this is a line from a movie)

that my exquisite tastes rarely allow me to venture out these days as much as I'd prefer to.

You should message me if

you have showered today.

as of 1-4-09

i've returned.

you would be into dating me and see how things go from there.

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