Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 54 year old married man, here on OkCupid for one purpose: to
make new friends and lovers that will help my wife SmexxxyWoman
and I explore our
desires. We want to delve into the mysteries of our libidos, and
find the treasures (and pleasures) that we intuitively know are
We have many desires, though predominant are her desire to be with
another woman, and my desire to experience penetration by a woman -
in more than one way. Contact me if you want to know more about
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So far, paying for the kids, the exes, the bills and the boredom.
It's time to "kick it up a notch"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, writing, rithmetic! I turn a phrase nicely (cyber,
anyone?), though only if I'm in a creative mood will I really let
loose. I'm logical until my head hurts (and usually everyone else's
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wife says my eyes - I wanted to put one as my profile picture,
but OKCupid says no extreme closeups, and we're not ready to expose
more, as it were, just yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can't just name a favorite book. I've been reading since I was 5
(yes, full novels, starting with my Dad's Louis L'Amour
collection), so I've forgotten more books than I actively remember.
I like an amazing variety of fiction, and I love to read, so it
doesn't even have to be great fiction.
I like some non-fiction, but only if it's really well written. I'm
not into textbook reading for fun anymore. (I read most of the
Encyclopedia Brittanica when I was young)
I like action movies, and comedies, and I've been known to bawl for
a really good chick flick. Ditto for shows.
Music: almost everything. I like a little of some, and a lot of
some, and most of others.
Food is, unfortunately, one of my weaknesses, and I've hidden some
of my desires by eating. Hopefully, exploring this way will reduce
some of that need.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other than the essentials for life?
~ Computers... well, technology in general
~ The occasional porn (see the above two for my favorite means
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
, how to get
it without cheating
, who it will be with, what they'll do
to me, what I'll do to them... wow. Yeah.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending my time with the woman I love, SmexxxyWoman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I say "Do you think you can peg me?" does that give you a clue?
I'm rather private about most things.
You should message me if
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You should message me for any reason - I love messages. I'm an
information junkie, too. I put "18-88" because I knew SmexxxyWoman
would twig at
it. We're not seriously that extreme about the age - somewhere a
little younger than us, or a little older, is probably where we'll
Don't let that limit you though - if you're a bisexual female
message me - let's chat.
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