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MisterSoapy

35 Baltimore, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–44
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:04pm
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just this guy, you know?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The usual things. Driving to work, working to drive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...it's like my bible.
Fight Club, The Matrix...again, kind of religious/spiritual.
Miami Vice...80s forever.
Bruce Springsteen. If you don't like him, this probably won't work.
Everything but liver.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hydration, nutrients, oxygen, coffee, sex and music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You probably wouldn't want to talk to me if I answered this question truthfully. Seriously, if you looked at a guy's profile and got to this part, and it said something like, "I think about what would happen if two people were having ferocious sex, and one of them farted, and at the same time the friction of their pubic hair caused a spark, what would happen? If it was missionary and the man farted, he might be thrust forward, causing the woman severe internal injury. As for cowgirl, well she might just take off like a rocket and fly through the roof," wouldn't you be a little weirded out?
So I think it's best if I leave this one blank.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same person I am every other night.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I dunno...if you feel like it?