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MisterSoapy

34 M Shepherdstown, WV

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 24, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I'm now dating a lovely lady whom I met right here on OKCupid. Thanks, OKCupid! I guess that means I can't act jaded and cynical anymore. Damn it, I was so good at that!

Anyway, I'm always looking for new friends to hang out with, and summer is coming, and there are lots of fun things to be done. I love swimming, hiking, tubing, sailing, bicycling, exploring, camping, and pretty much any other outdoor activity.

I've been told that I have a caustic sense of humor. Needless to say, I took that as a compliment.

I consume zero drugs or alcohol.

A note from a female friend who Pat unwisely gave his password to:
Pat is a diehard romantic masquerading as a cynical misanthrope. He would really like to meet the woman he'll spend the rest of his life with, but he's afraid of having his heart broken by someone who will take advantage of his generous nature. He's a kind, honest guy who always assumes the best about people, so be gentle with him. Take your time getting to know each other. Behind the tough exterior, he's fiercely loyal. He's looking for a woman who will see that as a gift to be reciprocated rather than a foregone conclusion. He is sensitive, insightful, and emotionally intelligent. I count him among my best friends- he's the kind of guy who comes to pick you up at 3 am in a rainstorm when your car breaks down. He's a huge fan of good grammar, and prefers real women, who are comfortable in their own skin.

Well, there goes my reputation as a total bastard! Oh well, I'll leave that up for posterity's sake.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job. I own a car. The job barely pays enough to keep the car running, but that's the American way, isn't it?

I want to get back into professional music. I was in a rock & roll band for a few years which failed, not through any lack of effort on my part. I just chose the wrong people to try and share my talents with.

I see a lot of people who have degrees and high-profile jobs, and have been around the world, and it makes me worry that I'm not doing enough great things in my life. I'm learning to live for the little moments of greatness in ordinary life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing stuff.

Breaking stuff.

Taking stuff apart.

Putting stuff back together again (sometimes).

Playing the guitar, writing and playing music.

Sailing, swimming, and just about anything to do with the water.

Cycling (or bicycling, if you prefer) and hiking.

Building and racing radio controlled nitro trucks

Sleeping.

Collecting and repairing 70s and 80s vintage stereo equipment.

Listening.

Being a friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. Ever seen O Brother Where Art Thou? MY HAIR.
I've also been complimented on my eyes and my smile, and the way I get dimples when I'm really goofy happy about something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fight Club, The Matrix, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Star Wars, Riddick Trilogy and may more

Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., John Kennedy Toole, Tom Clancy, Clive Cussler, Robert Ludlum, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Joseph Heller, Stephen King, David Poyer, William Kotzwinkle, and many other authors

The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy books

Anything to do with Monty Python

The Lost Boys and its soundtrack

Pantera, Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, Jan Hammer, Alice In Chains, Led Zeppelin, Bruce Springsteen/and the E Street Band, Tom Petty/and the Heartbreakers, Jimi Hendrix, Drain STH, Slayer, Killswitch Engage, Bullet For My Valentine, Disturbed, Kittie, The Eagles, Spin Doctors, Ugly Kid Joe, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Cat Stevens, Creed (but ONLY their first album), Rage Against The Machine, Pink Floyd, Extreme, Van Halen, Men At Work, Midnight Oil, Type O Negative, U2, Ash, Poison, Motley Crue, Lynnyrd Skynnyrd, Marylin Manson, Guns n Roses, Phil Collins & Genesis, Megadeth, Anthrax, The Waterboys, Crosby Stills Nash/& Young, Amanda Palmer, The Dresden Dolls, and many more.
I despise cuntry music with an unholy passion.

I love Buffalo wings, cheese steak subs, rare steak, and many foreign foods.

I like classic TV shows such as Miami Vice, Hill Street Blues, Magnum PI, Knight Rider, The Dukes of Hazzard, M*A*S*H, and many others. I hope to someday collect them all on DVD. I am also an unashamed fan of Beavis and Butt-head.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Water, Air, Music, Sex and Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You probably wouldn't want to talk to me if I answered this question truthfully. Seriously, if you looked at a guy's profile and got to this part, and it said something like, "I think about what would happen if two people were having ferocious sex, and one of them farted, and at the same time the friction of their pubic hair caused a spark, what would happen? If it was missionary and the man farted, he might be thrust forward, causing the woman severe internal injury. As for cowgirl, well she might just take off like a rocket and fly through the roof," wouldn't you be a little weirded out?
So I think it's best if I leave this one blank.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on my ass. Or working insane amounts of overtime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Facebook profile picture was of my cat for a little while. I'm not proud of it.
You should message me if
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You have any of the same interests or hobbies as I do.