Terribly liberal, technologically proficient and vaguely arty
British ex-patriot living in San Francisco since 2008.
Chatty, toppy, unheteronormative and polyfied (with adequate space
on my dance card to be putting myself out there).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a productive member of society! At last! My mum is terribly
I’m really good at
Not being a creeper (but playing one on TV). Giving advice that I
don't follow. Jacking many trades, mastering not-so-many. Talking a
good game. Ascertaining who is a douchebag, and avoiding them.
Worrying about whether or not I'm a douchebag. Smoking. Giving up
smoking. Smoking again. Not stopping until it's fixed, long after
anybody cares if it's fixed or not. Carrying on the joke in the
hope the guy not getting it will start getting it if I take it far
enough into ridiculous territory.
Once upon a time I was a pretty good battle emcee, with a thumb or
2 in the spoken word scene. Kind of fell out of that about the same
time I feel into adult media production - but I may trip back into
it someday. I can be convinced to freestyle when drunk, but don't
tell me I told you that.
Beyond that it's probably best to look me up on Fetlife. Same
username as here.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hoodie matches my sneakers* and I HAVE A HUGE FUCKING SCAR ON MY
I was bitten by a dog when I was a kid. It's lucky that I smile a
lot, because when my face is in it's natural relaxed state I look
like I'm going to kill you.
*Yes. I don't wear latex all the time. I just don't seem to have as
many pictures of me in streetwear...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mostly read interwebs nowadays. I'm smart though, I
I enjoy terrible movies of various genres. Also some legitimately
(Can I bring myself to put "The Secretary" here as one of my
favourite films? I mean, I appreciate it as a way to drop a hint -
but I just didn't think it was that great. And no, not just because
I don't want to admit how often and alarmingly true to life those
tropes often are. Okay, fine, mostly that.)
When it comes to music (and it has) I like everything south of
funk. Luckily, that includes a whole lot of stuff. I'm not so into
your beardy guitar musics. Sorry.
The six things I could never do without
Interweb enabled device;
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It might be easier to tell you what I /don't/ spend a lot of time
thinking about. Which would be not much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spent the best part of the last decade living a very public
private life. Google is your friend.
You should message me if
You want to chat on the phone while I do my laundry.