HELLO! I'm Alex. I'm usually described (by other people) as funny, energetic, outgoing, and part of a balanced breakfast.

I am a recent transplant to this sunny city of LA, and it is so far so good. I moved here for work, and I don't plan on going anywhere for a while.

What else is even supposed to go here? All the other categories cover everything else you would want to know about me, so what else can I even put here? I mean aside from this increasingly meta paragraph about me writing a self-summary.

I promise you, the next section will be better.

Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight. I am the one named Sailor Moon.

See? I told you it would be better.

Ok, for real though.

I work at a company where I sit and watch YouTube all day. No, really. That is my actual job. Well, there are other parts to it, but mostly I have to watch people's videos and help them to grow their channels. It's basically my dream job, second only to dinosaur cowboy (that's a cowboy who rides a dinosaur, not a dinosaur who is ALSO a cowboy).

Slam dunking basketballs (in videogames), fighting zombies (in videogames), baking cookies (in videogames AND in real life!), reciting the alphabet backwards (if there was a videogame about this I would kick ass at it).

I also like to do dumb voices and impressions, so I dunno, I guess I'm pretty good at that too!

This question always stumped me. It's like, do I go ask people what they first notice about me? How am I supposed to know what OTHER people notice about me?

I'm gonna go with the fact that I talk with my hands a lot.

Yeah, that's probably pretty good.

This section is STILL designed for namedropping. I won't make a big list, because admit it, you hardly ever read those (I know I don't) so I'll just cherry pick some things instead of going through my itunes and listing every goddamn band I listen to right here (seriously, stop doing that).

Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Amber Spyglass, The Demon-Haunted World

Movies: Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould, Wild Zero, Le Samouraï

Shows: The Venture Brothers, Archer, Harvey Birdman, Kamen Rider

Music: Judas Priest, Daft Punk, Jurassic 5

Food: Anything. I will eat just about anything placed in front of me.

There! Quick and easy.

-A Pen
-High Fives
-I really can't think of 3 more
-Seriously, I can't
-This is hard
-I'll fill this part out later

Karate Bugmen.

Google it, you won't be disappointed.

Smashing watermelons onstage with a mallet and getting into fights with my brother for stealing my act.

Oh wait, that's Gallagher

I know every line of dialogue from Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation.

Yeah, I'm a real hit at parties.

You appreciate Kanye West's twitter account on a completely ironic level.

You can telepathically communicate with sharks. Not a requirement, but definitely a cool bonus!

EXTRA: Include the name of your favorite dinosaur in your message for MAXIMUM BONUS POINTS!