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Mister_Eman

40 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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● I'm a bit of a strange bird. I used to be a flamingo, but lately I've been feeling more like a toucan.
● I love to write, and have been writing since as far back as I remember. I've had a bunch of stories published, and recently put out a novel called Infinity Plus One, which is sort of an anti-Bildungsroman. I also used to publish a small magazine called Vex that made fun of just about everything and was basically chock full of weird shit like dirty Mad Libs and crossword puzzles, fake recipes, you name it.
● I love to travel too. Near or far, I never miss out on a chance to see some place new.
● On the Meyers-Briggs scale I'm an STFU.
● I love SCIENCE.
What I’m doing with my life
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● Writing a novel that's vaguely based on some Jungian shit and some Joseph Campbell shit with a lot of other weird shit thrown in. (Or something like that.)
● Making weird-ass but surprisingly soothing sonic experiments with my band, The Anti-Muzak Serum.
● Working on my thesis in Computational Linguistics.
● Working as the canary in the data mine.
● Reading too much..
● Napping, brunching, playing pinball, drinking beer, and taking random walks around the city and various combinations thereof.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
● Games (except for video games, but those are dumb anyway.) Mostly I like Words with Friends and chess, and I can beat you at both.
● Paying attention
● Figuring stuff out
● Noticing the little details
● Making up stories
● Maths
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, as it relates to OKC, probably that I'm better looking in person than in my pictures. Not that I'm preternaturally handsome, it's just that I'm not really a picture kind of guy, so all I can find is random awkward vacation photos. Also, I'm shite at taking selfies apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I spend way too much time reading. Recent favorites are Eco, Murakami, Rushdie, Pynchon. Past obsessions include Vonnegut, Borges, Nabokov. As far as non-fiction, I go in for people like Steven Pinker, Richard Dawkins, and Daniel Dennett -- anything on why we're here and how the mind works. Also, Steward Brand's Whole Earth Discipline was really eye-opening. And even though I'm not a pop culture type of guy, I really dig Chuck Klosterman.

Music: Tom Waits, Wu-tang Clan, Negativland.

Movies: The Forbidden Zone

Television: The only thing grosser than TV is the internet.

Food: Yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
● Books
● My splendid, intricate dreams
● The tiny little details of everything.
● Productive chaos
● People who are as amazing as me (I'm fortunate to have many incredible people in my life.)
● Laughter
● Ideas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
● Funny things
● Magical things
● The evolution of everything (history, culture, starfish)
● How the mind is configured

At times I also ponder random useless things, such as:
● How Chuck Pahlaniuk is the Marilyn Manson of literature.
● How Charles Bukowski is the original blogger.
● How the term "nerd" devolved from meaning someone who was into books and science and learning to meaning someone who has the tastes and interests of a 13-year old boy.
● How it came to pass that the epitome of hip is to dress like and have the same interests as your parents (or grandparents!) did when they were your age.
● What exactly it is that people see in David Foster Wallace.
● Why so many people have car selfies but so few have bicycle selfies or public transportation selfies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for the heart of Saturday night under my couch cushions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to be really into Dungeons & Dragons for about five years. Fortunately I got bored with it at the beginning of 8th grade and was thus saved the ignominious fate of being a perpetual virgin.
You should message me if
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You're at least one and two-thirds of the following:
● Weird
● Smart
● Funny

You're exactly zero of the following:
● Someone who cancels dates the day of. (Sorry, but it happens way too often on this site.)
● Someone who already has a primary partner.
● Someone who takes Ayn Rand seriously.

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