Mister_Eman
41 Seattle, WA
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My self-summary
● A bit of a strange bird. I used to be a flamingo, but lately I've been feeling more like a toucan.
● A canary in the data mines by day, at night I return to my lair to work on my novel (my fourth) and engage in other creative pursuits.
● I love to travel, because no one's ever said that on an online dating profile ever.
● On the Meyers-Briggs scale I'm an STFU.
● I love SCIENCE.
What I’m doing with my life
● Working on a novel about the secret rooms beneath the surface of the world that drive the machinations of history.
● Relaunching VEX, a fine periodical the goal of which is to serve as penicillin for modern culture.
● Making weird-ass but surprisingly soothing sonic experiments with my band, The Anti-Muzak Serum.
● Finishing (finally) my thesis in Computational Linguistics.
● Reading too much.
● Napping, brunching, playing pinball, drinking beer, and taking random walks around the city when it's not too rainy.
I’m really good at
● Games (though I'm not a gamer)
● Paying attention
● Figuring stuff out
● Noticing the little details
● Making up stories
● Maths
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm better looking in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are samples. Actual results may vary.

● Fiction: Eco, Murakami, Rushdie, Pynchon, Vonnegut, Borges, Nabokov.
● Non-fiction: Steven Pinker, Chuck Klosterman, Bruce Chatwin, Legs McNeil, Stewart Brand.
● Music: Tom Waits, Wu-tang, Beck, White Stripes.
● Movies: Forbidden Zone, True Stories, Pan's Labyrinth.
● Television: Aquateen.
The six things I could never do without
● Books
● My splendid, intricate dreams
● The tiny little details of everything.
● Productive chaos
● People who are as amazing as me (I'm fortunate to have many incredible people in my life.)
● Laughter
● Ideas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
● Funny things
● Magical things
● The evolution of everything (history, culture, starfish)
● How the mind is configured

At times I also ponder random useless things, such as:
● How Chuck Pahlaniuk is the Marilyn Manson of literature and Bukowski is the original blogger.
● How nerd culture is having its Green Day moment.
● How the same people who used to complain that my neighborhood was full of hipsters now act like their disappearance is a tragedy.
● Why so many people have car selfies on their okc profiles. (If you are one, please explain!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for various portions of the cardio-vascular system of Saturday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a dirty birdie.
You should message me if
You're at least two and a third of the following:
● Weird
● Smart
● Funny

Bonus points if people might describe you as bohemian (even if you would roll your eyes at said description.)
Further bonus points if you'd rather be described as punk as fuck than geeky or nerdy.
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