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Mister_Eman

40 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
● I'm a bit of a strange bird. On the other hand, so were dodos and we all know what happened to them.
● I like to write. I've written three and a half novels, and I used to publish a small magazine called Vex that was chock full of weird shit, bad puns, street (and other) art, and all that good stuff. At one point I thought about taking it big time, because let's be honest, Seattle's art community deserves better than fucking Shitty Farts (especially now that the Stranger is well on its way to zzzzzzz-ville), but as it turns out when it comes to such things as sales and marketing and biz dev and networking, I'm level 0.
● I used to be punk as fuck, but with age comes wisdom and wisdom washes away the stupidity so essential to being punk as fuck. So ... maybe three-quarters as punk as fuck? Plus-or-minus a couple fucks given? But whatever, I'm too punk to care and besides, you have to admit, fuck is a pretty high bar.
● On the Meyers-Briggs scale I'm an STFU.
● I love SCIENCE.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
● Working as a canary in a data mine.
● Writing a novel that's vaguely based on some Jungian shit and some Joseph Campbell shit with a lot of other weird shit thrown in.
● Making weird-ass but surprisingly soothing sonic experiments with my band, The Anti-Muzak Serum.
● Working on my thesis in Computational Linguistics, because I'm smrt.
● Reading.
● Napping, brunching, drinking beer, and taking random walks around the city in various combinations.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
● Games (except for video games, but those are dumb anyway)
● Paying attention
● Figuring stuff out
● Noticing the little details
● Maths
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, as it relates to OKC, probably that I'm better looking in person than in my pictures. Not that I'm preternaturally handsome, it's just that I'm not really a picture kind of guy, so all I can find is random awkward vacation photos. Also, I'm shite at taking selfies apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
● Books. I like them long and hard: Pynchon, Murakami, Rushdie, Eco. But I also like it short and sweet: Vonnegut, Borges, Nabokov. As far as non-fiction, I go in for Steven Pinker, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, anything on why we're here and how the mind works. Also, Steward Brand's Whole Earth Discipline was really eye-opening. And even when I disagree with him, I really dig Chuck Klosterman. I find David Foster Wallace, Chuck Pahlaniuk, and Charles Bukowski to be completely overrated (though by very different people and for mostly different reasons.)

● Movies. The Forbidden Zone is the only movie you ever need to see.

● Television. Nope.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
● Books
● My splendid, intricate dreams
● The tiny little details of everything.
● Productive chaos
● People who are as amazing as me (I'm fortunate to have many incredible people in my life.)
● Laughter
● Ideas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
● Funny things
● Magical things
● The evolution of everything (history, culture, starfish)
● How the brain (and other things) work
● Ideas for books/movies I will never write, e.g. Sea Trek, a reboot of Star Trek, but set in the Age of Exploration aboard the HMS Enterprise...since we all know the aliens in that series are all based on thinly veiled racist stereotypes anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for the heart of Saturday night, but for some reason I can never quite find it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a tad feral. But don't worry; I don't bite. Mostly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're at least two of the following:
● Weird
● Smart
● Funny