I sometimes string thoughts together in sentences that probably
count as run-on due to sheer length but are, in fact, perfectly
legal when taken a clause at a time in a way that ignores basic
tenets of tolerable English usage and common decency.
Likewise, for unparall'ed time can I go
Writing uninspiring couplets, like so.
Once, I typed around 5,000 coherent words in one hour. That was an
hour I didn't spend writing what I was being paid to write.
I tend to make a lot of jokes, many of which aren't funny. I figure
you'll remember the ones that made you laugh long after you've
forgotten the mediocre ones.
I have all of my original parts. Many of them are still under
warranty.
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Ethnicity White
Height 5' 11" (1.80m).
Looking For N/A
Smokes No
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Never
Religion Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign Taurus but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from college/university
Job Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income $40,000-$50,000
Kids Likes children
Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
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My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
After a long stint in Atlanta as an Instructional Designer, I
recently took a job as an editor and systems designer for a game
software company in Cary. So far, it's been way more fun than my
previous job writing training for the credit industry.
Outside of paying work, I volunteer with a production company that creates various media. These days, we're primarily working on indie film projects.
Outside of paying work, I volunteer with a production company that creates various media. These days, we're primarily working on indie film projects.
I'm really good at
Computers, games, listening, writing, making insightful but almost
offensive comments, driving, paying attention, dabbling in the
arts, learning massive amounts of semi-useful information about
obscure topics, and so on.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
Lately: "didn't you have long hair?" Followed by: "Did you donate
it?"
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books) Sarah Ash, Robert Asprin, Terry Brooks, Jim Butcher, Orson
Scott Card, David Eddings, Philip Jose Farmer, Neil Gaiman, Terry
Goodkind, Elizabeth Haydon, Mercedes Lackey, Brian Lumley, George
RR Martin, Tucker Max, LE Modesitt, Larry Niven, Terry Pratchett,
Carl Sagan, Mary Stewart, JRR Tolkien, Margaret Weis
Movies/Shows) Army of Darkness, Batman Begins, Buffy the Vampire
Slayer, Bulletproof Monk, the Crow, Dogma, Excalibur, Highlander,
Hook, the Incredibles, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Labyrinth,
Lord of the Rings, the Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, the
Princess Bride, Serenity, Sky High, Spiderman, Star Wars, What
Dreams May Come, Alias, Angel, Brimstone, Buffy, Carnivale, Dead
Like Me, Dresden Files, Family Guy, Firefly, First Wave, Invader
Zim, Lost, Miracles, Strange Luck, Wolf Lake
Music) A Perfect Circle, Auf der Maur, Bif Naked, Bjork, Breaking
Benjamin, Bush, the Changelings, the Cranberries, Darling Violetta,
Evanescence, Garbage, Hungry Lucy, Jem, Joydrop, Jump Little
Children, K's Choice, Live, Mono, Muse, No Doubt, the Offspring,
Orgy, Portishead, Poe, Nine Inch Nails, Remy Zero, Second Coming,
Snow Patrol, Soul Asylum, Stabbing Westward, Switchblade Symphony,
Three Days Grace, Tonic, Tool, VAST, Veruca Salt
Food) Whatever makes the hungry stop. I'm picky about a few strange
things that everyone else seems to like, but I'll eat just about
anything else. I tend to eat pretty decent stuff, having gotten
sick of junk food during my poor college kid days.
The six things I could never do without
Food, Water, Shelter, Goals, Distractions, Purpose. I don't really
care about physical possessions, even though I tend to accumulate
stuff faster than I know what to do with it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...whether I left the oven on. Did I leave the oven on?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends or being drawn in by the comforting glow
of the computer
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I had what was essentially a mullet in my middle school days;
nobody was ever kind enough to tell me that my juvenile hairstyles
looked stupid. I blame my parents for this. I got better, though.
You should message me if
You enjoy sending mail to strange men on the interweb.
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