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Mister_Melrose

21 M Camarillo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
RECENT EDIT: Honestly, if you can give me a decent human response, I think we'll get along fine.

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I love you, probably. It's pretty likely.

I love being a plain Jane, and I'm very good at it too.

English is my first and second language.

Johnny Bravo's hair reminds me of the Shell logo.

Glasses are the universe's way of letting you know you need to stop and burn some ants once in a while.

Oatmeal raisin cookies and the color orange are both just awful.

Pull up a spot on my couch. There's lots of room for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching, learning, selling, buying, and doing just about every productive and destructive thing you can do with a soul.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing the fool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably how unintentionally and awkwardly I come across as not wanting to talk to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all of those things, because I'm generic and average.

Seriously though; anything written by Ralph Waldo Emerson, anything directed by Quentin Tarantino, lots of zombies, Gorillaz blasting, and burritos before bedtime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computers.
Laptops.
A mouse in one hand and my chin in the other.
Facial hair.
Skinny jeans.
A smile that makes you wish you had a rag to wipe it away.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the weather.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have sniffed just about every gift I have ever received, regardless of what it was.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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and only if