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I love you, probably. It's pretty likely.
I love being a plain Jane, and I'm very good at it too.
English is my first and second language.
Johnny Bravo's hair reminds me of the Shell logo.
Glasses are the universe's way of letting you know you need to stop and burn some ants once in a while.
Oatmeal raisin cookies and the color orange are both just awful.
Pull up a spot on my couch. There's lots of room for you.