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24 M Tacoma, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:20am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), German (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, my profile is down here! Why don't you take some time to read before snooping through my horrendous dating profile-esque pics? SPOILER ALERT: You're not going to find any shirtless poses. Sorry about that. Before you go off and judge someone remember, you're on a dating site. Lighten up.

Since the "hip" thing to do on dating profiles these days is to put a quote up, I think I'll do that, since I fancy quotes.

"And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone"

So, I guess this is the part where I talk about myself? If you've already made it this far on my profile, you're pretty awesome!
Okay, now, Before I begin, have you ever looked at your profile from a year ago and think to yourself, "I've changed!"? Yeah...This is one of those moments.

How are you doing today?
I'm what you may label as an undesirable.
My reign of terror began on a stormy November night 24 years ago.

I'm just trying to live life to it's fullest and succeed in a world that encourages failure.

I'm not sure what I'm doing on this site anymore. I'm not necessarily looking for anything, but I'm not not looking for anything either, if that makes sense. It might sound contradictory, but I do know what I want. I can tell you, that I DO NOT (I guess I have to put that in all caps, apparently) want a "hook-up", a "Wham! Bam! Thank You, Ma'am!", a "slap and a tickle", or whatever you people call it these days.

If you're looking for the Meyers-Briggs thing, stop now because you won't find any results here, and I really can care less if you're an IMFJ, an ABCD or an WXYZ for that matter.

I was born and raised in Ohio and I have moved around and lived in about a zillion places. I have been here in Washington since 1996.

I'm very ambitious, confident in myself and very competitive (Note: I said competitive. not insecure). I play to win, and I play to be the best. I don't give up, and I don't give in. I strive to do better and be better than I was yesterday. You are your biggest competitor. I've always thought outside of the box, and played the game by a different set of rules. I ask questions and I'm constantly asking myself, "why?" or "why not?" I've been called mature for my age, which is always a good thing. I take pride in not acting like people my age these days. Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely a kid at heart that loves having some fun. I'm good at drawing that line between work and play.

I'm extremely sarcastic and I'm a smart-ass. I have a dark sense of humor. I find myself laughing at all sorts of dark jokes, racist jokes, blonde jokes, you name it. If you're the type that gets easily offended, I'm not going to be the right fit for you. I find humor in a lot of things, I find myself laughing and smiling a lot (though, I'm not the biggest fan of my smile), even when I try not to. The reality of the situation is that if you aren't laughing, you're not living. That's just how I feel, anyways.

Some would describe me as laid back, and chill. I believe that to be true. It seems like some people my age like drama so much that it seems like they eat, breathe, and drink it. I'm not one for drama. I walk in a drama-free atmosphere.

I'm a semi nerd, geek, dweeb whatever you want to call it. I'm a tech buff, and I still enjoy some of the things I enjoyed when I was younger. If geeks aren't your thing, you should hit the back button.

I'm blunt, open and honest. I'm going to tell you exactly how it is, and I won't sugar coat anything. If you happen to get offended, then you just get offended. I keep everything 100. Why lie to someone? Lying and cutting corners are for kindergartners.


I have never been the pretty boy of the bunch. I take care of myself, of course, but I'm not over 6 feet tall, I don't have blue eyes and blonde hair, and I don't look like Justin Bieber. I don't ever want to be the pretty boy, I'd rather be me. I'm comfortable in my own skin.

Your religious beliefs and your political beliefs are your business, not mine. I'm not one to force feed anything down anyone's throat. I don't judge based on beliefs and the like. I don't think these things define you 100%. Too many people are judgmental towards people that are different. I also don't mind if you happen to have kids, and I don't EVER refer to kids as baggage!

I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy. I'm not going to ask you for your number right off the bat, and I'm not going to talk about meeting you five minutes after the first message. I'm not going to blindly message you, either. If I message you, it's because I liked what you had to say, and I thought your profile was well written. You're going to have to do a little bit more than bat an eyelash for me to message you. What happened to fun, intelligent and friendly conversation? What happened to taking some time to get to know someone? Nowadays, everybody is trying to get in everyone's pants. So, hakuna your tatas. I'm not trying to get into yours.

I'm pretty ballsy and I've got guts. I believe Eleanor Roosevelt said it best, "Do one thing every day that scares you.” I stand my ground, and I don't take crap from anyone.

People fascinate me. I'm always looking to reach out to someone, I enjoy listening to people and their stories. I like knowing what makes an individual an individual. I think intelligence is sexy. Knowledge is power.

I think I'm done talking about myself in this section. If you'd like to know more, feel free to ask! Before you skip to the next section, I'll give you some random factoids about myself.

1. I'm somewhat shy.
2. My favorite fruits are Strawberries and Dragonfruit.
3. I'm awkward to a degree.
4. Gummi Candy will always be my first love!
5. Mountain Dew is the nectar of the gods.
6. I'm a sucker for a great smile.
7. Speaking of smiles, I tend to smirk a lot because I don't care for my smile.
8. I'm loyal to a fault.
9. I think the green M&Ms taste the best.
10. I handle criticism exceptionally well. Do your part and end the butthurt pandemic!
11. I'm open minded.
12. I'm a pretty good cook. I'll make food that's so good, you'll slap your mother! (That was a joke. Please no mother slapping, as I can't be held liable for what she might do to you).
13. The sorting hat has placed me in the house of Slytherin.
15. Tangled cords are my BIGGEST pet-peeve EVER. Right next to repeating myself, attention whores and one worded texts.
14. I purposely placed fact 14 here.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I seem to know what I want out of life, and I have to say that my life is going in the right direction. I've become quite a workaholic as of late.

I am an armed security guard for a jewelry store. It's not your typical stand-around-and-do-nothing-all-day type security job, it's quite intense at times, and I've had a few scuffles already, but I quite enjoy it, it's fun.

I'm a caregiver, and It's awesome! I've been a caregiver for almost eight years now. Either time is flying, or I'm getting old. I'll let you be the judge.

On my personal time, I'm a video game designer and programmer, and I love it! I've designed games for 12 years now, but it's never gone as far as it's going now. I've started up a game development studio right out of my home, though I'm the only employee. I also do freelance art, and programming. I've worked with companies like Microsoft, 343 Industries, Bungie, and Take-Two Interactive.

What's good about this, is that I have a great deal of free time, and I have a social life, it's a win-win for me. I'm planning on going back to school for something. For what you ask? I have NO idea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
It's nothing I've really ever thought about, but if you insist...

I'm good at programming.

I'm good at rambling on and ranting like I'm some kind of professor.

I'm good with listening and understanding.

I'm a good writer. I think people sometimes think I'm either a robot, or I copy and paste things. Nope, not at all. It's just that unlike some people on this site, I actually passed basic English.

I'm a very good friend. I'm usually a better friend to someone than they are for me.

I'm good quoting movies, and singing 90s boy band songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"What's wrong with you?"

"Are you okay? You look really angry."
Yep, I'm fine. I'm not angry at all. Really.

"Are you sure??"
Yes. Continue to ask if there's something wrong, and there will be.

I REALLY don't mean to look angry or anything! I just have my normal, emotionless face going on. Don't you hate when people keep asking you what's wrong when you've clearly indicated that there is truthfully nothing wrong? It's so frustrating. Okay. Rant over.

"You don't look like you're 24...Are you sure you're 24?"
Umm...Last I checked, yeah.

My vocabulary. My everyday vocabulary includes words such as, daft, lest, jest, onomatopoeia, and of course, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

"Are you Mexican?"
Nope. I like tacos, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I was afraid this was going to get asked sooner or later.
I have no idea how to even begin. Here goes nothing.

Books: I like to read. Scratch that. I love to read. I just don't really have any books anymore. It seems like the only thing I'm really reading these days is source code. When I do read a book, I tend to read crime and mystery novels. I also like fiction/adventure novels.

Movies include and in no particular order:

American Gangster
The Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Training Day
Boyz in the Hood
Righteous Kill
Shattered Glass
New Jack City
The Fan
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
Purple Rain
Cast Away
Flight Of The Navigator
An American In Paris
Indie Game: The Movie
8 Mile
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
Walking Tall
Child's Play
27 Dresses
Shaft (1971)
The Last Samurai
Black Dynamite
Son in Law
Encino Man
Shallow Hal
Total Recall
The Last Samurai
White Chicks
Menace II Society
Man on Fire
Don't Be A Menace While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
Nutty Professor
The Fast and the Furious
School of Rock
Gone In 60 Seconds
The Lion King
South Central
Dumb And Dumber
Prince of Persia
Big Daddy
Safe House
Ninja Assassin
Harsh Times
American Psycho
The Prestige
The Dark Knight
Antwoine Fisher
Pursuit Of Happyness
Gangs of New York

Can any of you movie buffs tell me which actor's movies appear most in this list?

Please keep in mind this list is very, very incomplete as well as the other lists on this section.

Shows include in no particular order:

The Sopranos
Rick And Morty
The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross
Dr. Katz
Bob's Burgers
The Simpsons
Quantum Leap
Family Guy
American Dad
Beyond Belief
Code Monkeys
Ninja Warrior
Invader Zim
Sanford and Son
Barney Miller
Rocko's Modern Life
Kenan and Kel
Regular Show
Pawn Stars
1000 Ways To Die
Dog The Bounty Hunter
American Pickers
American Restoration
Hardcore Pawn
Jerry Springer
Steve Wilkos
The People's Court
Dr. Phil

I listen to pretty much anything. I have a very eclectic taste in music. My favorite three genres are rap, metal and reggae by far. I love 60s, 70s and 80s music. I've been told by many that I was born in the wrong era.

Some of my favorite artists include (and in no particular order):

Garth Brooks
Body Count
Bob Marley
The Fixx
Black Label Society
50 Cent
Michael Jackson
George Strait
Wiz Khalifa
Faith No More
Killswitch Engage
Dr. Dre
Living Colour
Limp Bizkit
The Scorpions
Alice In Chains
Depeche Mode
Linkin Park
Snoop Dogg
Reba McEntire
System Of A Down
Pink Floyd
Led Zepplin
Black Sabbath
The Game
Ice Cube
(SOME) R. Kelly
Morris Day And The Time
The Animals
REO Speedwagon
David Bowie
Tom Petty
Simply Red
The Commodores
Lacuna Coil
Sly & The Family Stone
The Cranberries
Culture Club
Guns N Roses
Warren G
The Beatles
Lil' B
James Brown
Earth, Wind, And Fire
Phil Collins
Rod Stewart
No Doubt
Tyler The Creator

...I think I've named enough for now.

Foods include:
Peanut Butter And Jelly
Chicken Nuggets
Pizza Rolls
Fried Chicken
Vegetarian Chilli
Salad (People underestimate salads)
Chicken Fried Rice
Almond Chicken

Again, these lists are totally and utterly incomplete.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
So, I'm trying to sound as less materialistic in this section as I can.

I'm going to have to say that I certainly can't live without the vital organs needed to sustain life.

I also don't think I could live without my tunes. Music makes the world go round.

I certainly can't live without my PC. Well, I could, but my computer is needed for my job.

I have to get outside and have an adventure. I can't be cooped up someplace all the time.

I love my food. Don't think I could do without that.

I suppose I can put my friends and family up here. I didn't want to be so cliche', but it's all I can think of at the moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.



The way things work.

How something so stupid like silly bands made so much money.

How some people can be so stupid.

Gummi Candy.


The way the human mind works.

Individuals and their stories.

Where I've been.

Where I am.

Where I'm going.

How to make my own dent in the universe.

What's for dinner tonight?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Friday nights I'm likely:


Coming home from work.

Drawing in my sketchbook.

At your local Taco Bell or Subway.

Getting into some kind of mischief with my friends.

Cooking dinner.

Watching stupid videos on YouTube.

Going on the most epic Facebook rants you've ever seen.


Schooling you in Mario Kart.


Taking walks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
'If you want to' would be the most logical answer.

You don't take things too seriously.

If you're part of the 1% of those that view my profile and actually read the whole thing. I have a long profile for a reason. I'm simply weeding out the laziness and mediocrity.

If you want to message me, hit that send button! If you don't want to message me, then don't. Life will go on.

If you can legitimately solve this mathematics problem:
sqrt(([(3*4*5*6)-310]/2))+((5!)/12)-(15) =?

If you DON'T have a picture of you flipping off the camera. It's just as childish as guys taking pictures of themselves shirtless, showing off their spray on abs, with their little prepaid Virgin Mobile flip phone (If you ave a prepaid flip phone, then hey, more power to you). I mean, how old are you? twelve!? Last I checked this isn't 2006, and this isn't Myspace.

If you have more than two words on your profile! I'm not saying that you should totally brag about yourself and how awesomely you are in love with yourself by any stretch of the imagination. I'm just saying, effort, color, nuance and substance goes a long way!

If you like fun, friendly, intelligent and challenging conversation, without worrying about ulterior motives.

I don't have a criteria like most pretentious people on this website. If you message me, I'll respond. I think just about everybody deserves a message back. Come on by and say hi!
Don't assume and think that I'm trying to get into your pants. TRUST ME. It just isn't that kind of party.

Don't waste my time, and don't waste yours. Especially mine. I can't stress this enough.

Thanks for reading! Have yourself a good one!