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24 M Tacoma, WA

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Last Online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), German (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
The back button is just up there. Why don't you just click it?

"If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I’d still swim. And I’d despise the one who gave up."

"When you grow up you tend to get told that the world is the way it is and your life is just to live your life inside the world. Try not to bash into the walls too much. Try to have a nice family, have fun, save a little money. That's a very limited life. Life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact: Everything around you that you call life was made up by people that were no smarter than you and you can change it, you can influence it, you can build your own things that other people can use."

So I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to talk about myself?

Before I begin, have you ever looked at your profile from a year ago and think to yourself, "I've changed!"? This is one of those moments.

I'm Shansai'. How are ya'll doing today?

I'm 24 years old.

I'm a regular kid just trying to make it.

My favorite colors are red, black, blue, green and pink.

I'm not originally from the big WA. I come from a little place called Cleveland, Ohio.

I have no idea what I'm exactly doing on this site.

I play to win. I challenge myself everyday.

More often than not, I have a morbid sense of humor.

I'm chill and laid back. Drama free this way.

I know what I want.

One word texts/ messages are probably my biggest pet peeve... No scratch that. Tangled cords ARE my biggest pet peeve.

I've been called a nerd/geek before.

I'm honest and I'm going to be blunt and brutally honest with you. I'll tell you how it is, I don't like sugar coating anything, and I can care less if you get offended. If you don't want the truth, don't ask me for it. Keep everything 100! Why lie to someone?

I do not care about your religious beliefs or political beliefs. People are people. That's it.

I have no problem with kids. Kids are pretty darn cool.

I am extremely sarcastic and I am quite the smart ass. All in good fun of course.

You know, I do love a good joke.


I'm old school. A gentleman.

I keep it real. I stay easy and extra cheesy! HA! Yeah, that was my attempt at being cool.

I'm gutsy. I'm very courageous and brave. I stand my ground.

I don't believe in force feeding views or beliefs down anyone's throat. Don't do it to me, either. You won't like the end result.

Shy to an extent.

Strawberries and Dragonfruit are pretty rad.

Once you get to know me, you can't pay me to shut up...well...

I'm awkward to a degree.

Stubborn. Just stubborn.

You can say I'm spontaneous.

I'm a total sucker for a great smile.

Not a political buff.

I'm one to go out of my way for others.

Loyal to a fault.

I'm somewhat of a private person depending on what it is.

I'm ambitious. I don't settle. I have drive.

I have a high sense of self confidence, but, I don't think I'm better than others.

I'm quite random.

I think Pepsi, Cherry Coke, Vanilla Coke, and Mountain Dew are the Nectar of the Gods!

I just think the green M&Ms taste better. Judge me.

I need to go to rehab for being addicted to gummi candy.

Open minded.

I play a mad guitar riff and a face melting solo...well, maybe I'm over exaggerating with the face melting part, but I'm pretty good with a guitar. I also play alto saxophone.

Approachable. You've got a problem? Let me hear it.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her! If you catch the reference without having to google it, you're pretty cool!

I can handle criticism extremely well. C'mon! Do your part and end the butthurt pandemic.

I love cooking. I make some food that'll make you slap yo' mama! That was a joke. PLEASE! No mother slapping!

I love a good adventure. Even at 4am!

Sports are pretty cool.

I've been accused of not being human.

I'm a few fries short of a happy meal.

You want a good laugh? Get me on the dance floor.

I speak what's on my mind. No filter between my brain and my mouth.

I think intelligence is sexy. Knowledge is power.

I'm cut from a different kind of fabric, and they've discontinued that fabric ages ago.

I'll have things to add later, but I'm getting bored with this section. Stay tuned.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I seem to know what I want out of life, and I have to say that my life is going in the right direction. I work three different jobs, and looking to take a fourth. I'm a video game designer and programmer, and I love it! I also am a caregiver, which is absolutely awesome! I also fix airplane parts and I find that amusing some days. I'm planning on going back to school for something. For what you ask? I have NO idea.

"Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far!"
I’m really good at
It seems that I'm really good at messaging people on here that are out of my league, I guess.

I'm good at programming.

I'm good quoting (some) movies to a tee.

I'm good at writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You look like someone's pissed in your kool-aid!"
I don't mean to look angry or anything.

"You look pretty good in a suit."
Ummm...who are you and why are you randomly saying that I look good in a suit?

"Why is your hair always so short!? You like like a neo-nazi skinhead!"
It looks better than being long, nappy and unruly.

"Are you Mexican?"
Nope. I like tacos, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Aw crap! I was afraid this was going to get asked.
I have no idea how to even begin. Here goes nothing.

Books: I like to read. I just don't really have any books anymore. I tend to read crime and mystery novels. I also like fiction adventure.

Movies include in no particular order:

The Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Training Day
Boyz in the Hood
Righteous Kill
Shattered Glass
New Jack City
The Fan
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
Purple Rain
Cast Away
An American In Paris
Indie Game: The Movie
8 Mile
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
Walking Tall
Child's Play
27 Dresses
Shaft (1971)
Black Dynamite
Son in Law
Encino Man
Shallow Hal
Total Recall
The Last Samurai
White Chicks
Menace II Society
Don't Be A Menace While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
Nutty Professor
The Fast and the Furious
School of Rock
Gone In 60 Seconds
The Lion King
South Central
Dumb And Dumber
Prince of Persia
Big Daddy
Ninja Assassin
Harsh Times
American Psycho
The Prestige
The Dark Knight
Antwoine Fisher
Pursuit Of Happyness
Gangs of New York

Please keep in mind this list is very, very incomplete as well as the other lists on this section.

Shows include in no particular order:

The Sopranos
Rick And Morty
The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross
Dr. Katz
Bob's Burgers
The Simpsons
Quantum Leap
Family Guy
American Dad
Beyond Belief
Code Monkeys
Ninja Warrior
Invader Zim
Sanford and Son
Barney Miller
Rocko's Modern Life
Kenan and Kel
Regular Show
Pawn Stars
1000 Ways To Die
Dog The Bounty Hunter
American Pickers
American Restoration
Hardcore Pawn
Jerry Springer
Steve Wilkos
The People's Court
Dr. Phil

I listen to pretty much anything. I have a very eclectic taste in music. My favorite three genres are rap, metal and reggae by far.

Some of my favorite artists include (and in no particular order):

Garth Brooks
Bob Marley
The Fixx
Black Label Society
50 Cent
Michael Jackson
George Strait
Wiz Khalifa
Faith No More
Killswitch Engage
Dr. Dre
Living Colour
Limp Bizkit
The Scorpions
Alice In Chains
Depeche Mode
Linkin Park
Snoop Dogg
Reba McEntire
System Of A Down
Pink Floyd
Led Zepplin
Black Sabbath
The Game
Ice Cube
Morris Day And The Time
The Animals
REO Speedwagon
David Bowie
Tom Petty
Simply Red
The Commodores
Lacuna Coil
The Cranberries
Culture Club
Guns N Roses
Warren G
The Beatles
James Brown
Earth, Wind, And Fire
Phil Collins
Rod Stewart
No Doubt
Tyler The Creator

...I think I've named enough for now.

Foods include:
Peanut Butter And Jelly
Chicken Nuggets
Pizza Rolls
Fried Chicken
Vegetarian Chilli
Chicken Fried Rice
Almond Chicken

Again, these lists are totally and utterly incomplete.
The six things I could never do without
I'm going to have to say that I certainly can't live without the vital organs needed to sustain life.

I also don't think I could live without my music.

I certainly can't live without my PC. It's kind of my job, you know?

I have to get outside and have an adventure. I can't be cooped up someplace all the time.

I love my food. Don't think I could do without that.

I suppose I can put my friends and family up here. I didn't want to be so cliche, but it's all I can think of at the moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about



The way things work.

How something so stupid like silly bands made so much money.

How some people can be so stupid.

Why people are on a DATING site, if they're only looking for FRIENDS. Judge me and call me any name in the book, but that's stupid. So does that mean you're here for the attention? Get over yourself.

Gummi Candy.


The way the human mind works.

Individuals and their stories.

Where I've been.

Where I am.

Where I'm going.

What's for dinner tonight?
On a typical Friday night I am
Who wants to be typical? Not me!
On Fridays I'm probably:


Drawing in my sketchbook.

At your local Taco Bell or Subway.

Getting into some kind of mischief with my friends.

Cooking dinner.


Taking walks.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
'If you want to' would be the most logical answer.

If you want to message me, hit that send button! If you don't want to message me, then don't. Life will go on.

I don't have a criteria like most of these pretentious people on this website. I'll admit I have preferences, but if you message me, I'll respond. I think everybody deserves a message back, I mean unless you're some creep. It's just stupid to not talk to someone because they don't quite match your standards. Keep in mind you're desperate enough to be on this dating site, therefore, you should be glad someone is taking the time to message you. Now, before someone goes on the forums and nominates my profile as the douchiest profile, there's nothing wrong with preferences and having preferences, but Justin Bieber and Cody Simpson aren't on OkCupid. Get over yourself.

Know what you want! If you're the kind that doesn't know what they want, go ahead and hit that back button right now.
"Ain't nobody got time for that!!"

Thanks for reading!