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Misterdoubleewe

33 M Pflugerville, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Well this is my second attempt at OK Cupid. I met someone offline, deleted my account, two weeks later I'm single again. Gotta love irony. Had some pretty funny stuff in my last profile too but I digress...
I grew up a military brat. Lived in many different places and saw a lot of things by the time I was 11 that most people won't in a lifetime.
What I’m doing with my life
As much as possible! I have worked a wide variety of jobs in my life from waiting tables, to working with the state, to sales. I have finally found a job that I enjoy doing and enjoy going to work every day. Well every day that I'm scheduled anyway, I do need my time off!
Currently doing the P90X challenge and hating life as a result of it but looking forward to the results. Maybe when it's over I'll post the before and after pictures in a non douche-bag way.
Looking to do a little traveling be it domestic or international. Big plans for Scotland next year and always making the occasional trip to Vegas.
I'm a native of North Austin. I moved South for a few years and now I'm back up North and loving it. Kind of funny to go to my old stomping grounds and see the changes. Looking to find some other places to go check out and wouldn't mind a guide!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and having a good time in any setting I find myself. I'm not one that needs to have his hand held when taken to a party where I don't know anyone.
I've been told that I'm a great cook but I'll leave that open for you to decide. I really enjoy cooking for myself and a select few but couldn't do it for a living.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well obviously my looks, I think that's the first thing that everyone notices about everyone unless they meet someone on the phone. I've been told I have a good laugh and can at times be infectious. Oh and my argyle sock collection is the envy of all that see it!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book would probably be A Wrinkle in Time. An oldie but a goodie from way back. I've read a lot of good books lately but that was one of my favorites.
Favorite movie is without a doubt The Princess Bride. Laugh at me now but watch it and enjoy it later.
I haven't really watched much TV lately so favorite shows are oldies as well like Scrubs, Community, Top Gear (UK version), Dexter, Game of Thrones, and Boardwalk Empire.
I enjoy all music except for this lame excuse of what they call country nowadays. My favorite music is Rock and Roll with Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, TOOL, Godsmack and Chevelle topping the list.
Favorite food? The kind of food that is in front of me! Though if I had a preference I'd say German food is the front runner.
The six things I could never do without
1. God. I'm not a religious nut. I have faith, it guides me to do what I do and that's that. I'm not out to convert you or judge you. My religion is mine and I'm not one to brag about it. In fact my favorite verse is Matthew 6:5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men."
2. Air, pretty helpful thing to have.
3. Food and water, also helpful.
4. Friends and family. Yeah yeah I'm combining stuff so what.
5. My bed. It's pretty damn amazing if I say so myself. Actually have a really funny story about it. Ask me about it.
6. Cheez-its. I'm kind of addicted.
7. My individuality. Evident in the fact that I don't play by the rules and put seven things in my list instead of six. Ooooohhh!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ok seriously, what is up with all these pictures of girls with fake mustaches drawn on their finger, wearing a stickie one, pulling their hair over their lip, etc... Are ya'll envious or something?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sadly I'm working but I wear my nice clothed on Friday because I'll go meet up with friends after for a drink, festivities, events, or whatever else is happening that day. Don't like for it to go to waste!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You're just going to have to get to know me first!
Well I will say this since it's in one of my pictures, I think. I use women's deodorant. Ya'll certainly have cornered the market on that product I'll tell you what!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a fun laid back kind of gal. Not looking for those that take themselves too seriously but not looking for immature people either. Oh and if I can't get five sentences into your profile without gritting my teeth because you used the wrong form of your, you're, there, their, they're, to, too, two then you probably shouldn't message me either.