When I get the chance, I try to hang with friends, family, travel about, exercise, play piano or guitar, or flop and relax.

Things.

And stuff.

Making the day interesting.

Having a conversation.

Being weird in a funny kind of way.

Movie quotes.

That I'm naked.

Everything you wouldn't like and would judge me on.

Durr

Why I never have anything to think about.

Amongst the Plebs.

I cheat on my taxes like an estranged wife by declaring offshore investment losses against future capital gains.

You, like the other 100 percent of the world, are completely opinionated, describe yourself as "family oriented", "spontaneous", and "funny", and open by saying you "never thought you would be on a website."

Oh, and if like me, you suffer from a superiority complex that enables you to make droll observations such as these that reaffirm the belief that you are indeed the greatest + greatness = great greatness thing without (much) fur.

You see what I did there? I made judgement that classified myself as a type, only to pull the ole' switcharoo and call myself out on it. Now I am exempt from judgement! Or maybe I created an entirely new type of person that can be judged, and so this statement is needed to back that up. Hrm, this can go on for days. What? That's my Fig Newton.