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MistrDave

29 M Mahopac, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I get the chance, I try to hang with friends, family, travel about, exercise, play piano or guitar, or flop and relax.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Things.

And stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the day interesting.

Having a conversation.

Being weird in a funny kind of way.

Movie quotes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm naked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything you wouldn't like and would judge me on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Durr
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I never have anything to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Amongst the Plebs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cheat on my taxes like an estranged wife by declaring offshore investment losses against future capital gains.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You, like the other 100 percent of the world, are completely opinionated, describe yourself as "family oriented", "spontaneous", and "funny", and open by saying you "never thought you would be on a website."

Oh, and if like me, you suffer from a superiority complex that enables you to make droll observations such as these that reaffirm the belief that you are indeed the greatest + greatness = great greatness thing without (much) fur.

You see what I did there? I made judgement that classified myself as a type, only to pull the ole' switcharoo and call myself out on it. Now I am exempt from judgement! Or maybe I created an entirely new type of person that can be judged, and so this statement is needed to back that up. Hrm, this can go on for days. What? That's my Fig Newton.