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MistrDave

28 M Mahopac, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
When I get the chance, I try to hang with friends, family, travel about, exercise, play piano or guitar, or flop and relax.
What I’m doing with my life
Things.

And stuff.
I’m really good at
Making the day interesting.

Having a conversation.

Being weird in a funny kind of way.

Movie quotes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything you wouldn't like and would judge me on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I never have anything to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Amongst the Plebs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cheat on my taxes like an estranged wife by declaring offshore investment losses against future capital gains.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You, like the other 100 percent of the world, are completely opinionated, describe yourself as "family oriented", "spontaneous", and "funny", and open by saying you "never thought you would be on a website."

Oh, and if like me, you suffer from a superiority complex that enables you to make droll observations such as these that reaffirm the belief that you are indeed the greatest + greatness = great greatness thing without (much) fur.

You see what I did there? I made judgement that classified myself as a type, only to pull the ole' switcharoo and call myself out on it. Now I am exempt from judgement! Or maybe I created an entirely new type of person that can be judged, and so this statement is needed to back that up. Hrm, this can go on for days. What? That's my Fig Newton.