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My self-summary Propose an edit

So, I was sorely disappointed with my previous self-summary. It's not a fun or easy thing to describe yourself in a couple of paragraphs. Still, here I am trying again. I decided to do it this time with some "one-liners". Simple, declaratory statements about myself seemed the right road to take. It takes away ambiguity and gives me the freedom to say as many things as I want to about myself without having to organize it. Also, this method will probably cut-down on the bullshit factor. I love...: Reading until three in the morning. Sitting outside, drinking coffee and conversing when the weather is nice. Learning new instruments, even if I initially suck at them. Falling asleep to the sound of the ocean. Taking care of a garden, whether flower or vegetable. Christmas music, even though I'm not religious. When a poem finally falls onto paper without too much strain. Petting my cat until she drools. Smoking and listening to relaxing music with friends/significant other. Painting my toenails red. Hearing old stories about my grandparents/parents/uncles/aunts... you get the drift. Studying sociology until my brain feels fried. Hearing from an old, dear friend. Playing cello in the nude. Sticking a bare foot out the window of a car on warm days. (No matter how stupid it looks.) Singing along to music from musicals while no one is watching. A cigarette and a cup of coffee on crap days. Putting on stage make-up. Singing in the shower. The feel of sheets after I just shaved my legs. Sex when high. People who laugh because I'm laughing. When people first start putting pumpkins out in the Fall. Fall in general. Dressing up to go the theater. That snap-dragons kinda look like vaginas. (Less than an orchid, I know.) Having a black, turtle-neck sweater that fits comfortably year after year. When Winter finally releases its grip. Listening rather than talking. Finding a great poem. Trying to find a place to eat at two in the morning. Wikipedia, even knowing that it's not reliable. When I feel comfortable enough around some one to come over with out a shower. Talking with my simply charming sister. A roar of laughter when I'm on stage. Still having my mother braid my hair, even if it looks dorky. Watching people with good-natured interest. Playing video-games I'm really crappy at with friends and usually laughing until I almost pee in the process. Laughing until I almost pee in general. Feeding my neighbor's horses apples. Reminiscing. People who laugh at their own cheesey jokes when no one else does. When I feel sure and in control of my own destiny. I hate...: Wet socks... with a passion. People who say mean things for the hell of it. Dreadfully cold weather. Dark soda. When people make fun of my accent. Bullies. Elitists. Thinking too much about the future. Shaving my legs. That I do it anyway. Reading pretentious moral philosophers. People who are naturally argumentative. Any math past Geometry. Self-righteousness. Faking an orgasm. Flat pillows. Hiccups in class. Rain at the beach. The day after Christmas. Being forced to watch reality TV. The five messages I get a day with some variation of "liks ur boots". PETA. (Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.) Cruelty to animals. Finding grime in the bottom of my coffee cup after I drank the whole cup. Losing my keys, my purse, my tweezers, anything. Neck pain/headaches. Having to pee in public restrooms. Feeling helpless. Male-enhancement commercials. Tennis shoes. Dealing with up-tight people. Throwing-up... severely. Genuine racists. Disappointing others. Chauvinistic personalities. Narcissism. Early morning sex. Weeds. Angry atheists. Blackberry Winter. (Cold spell in May.) Feeling completely lost in a conversation.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Well, I've had a major change! My original major was English, but I decided to be fulfilled in this world I need to help others. I'm currently attending college to get a BA in Social Work. I hope to go into the Peace Corp afterwards. Hopefully I'll be in a position to be able to make that decision in the future. Afterwards, I plan to get my Masters.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Opening people up to new ideas and ways of life. Also I'm really great at picking things up with my toes. As far as my other talents/hobbies, I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades. The only thing I'm really close to being "good" at is poetry, and that is of course debatable.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

The first thing people usually notice about me is my great distaste towards being judgemental. I'm an open person towards all walks of life. Well, maybe that's not a whole truth. The first thing people usually notice about me (and sometimes even have the guts to comment on), is my chest size. It's unfortunately been the topic of discussion since my erm... growth spurt at fourteen.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Oh! The lists shall go on and on! Books: My guilty pleasure is Stephen King and The Dark Tower Series, Choke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Equus, The Awakening, Black Elk Speaks, Running with Scissors, Fight Club, The Jungle, Daredevil - the Frank Miller era, The Scarlet Letter, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Green Mile, The Idiot, The Joy of Sex, King Lear, The Harry Potter series... I know, Heart of Darkness, Water for Elephants, Bartleby the Scrivener, Blood Meridian, Walden, A Dirty Job, The Kite Runner, Wicked, The Idiot, V for Vendetta Beloved, The Bell Jar, Water for Elephants, Jane Eyre, The Watchmen, A Scanner Darkly, Into the Wild, Odd Thomas, Are Men Really Necessary?: When Sexes Collide, and Cold Mountain. Movies: The Fountain, The Secretary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Equus, Pulp Fiction, The Royal Tenenbaums, Clerks, Braveheart, Fight Club, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Chicago, Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Scanner Darkly, Behind the Green Door, Fight Club, Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Thank You for Smoking, The Big Lebowski, Turner and Hooch, Steel Magnolias, Dogma, Wizard of Oz, Gladiator, The Green Mile, The Waking Life, White Orleandor, Shock Treatment, LOTR, The Producers, The Man Without a Face, Elephant Man, anything Charlie Chaplin, The Cat's Meow, Sex, Lies, and Videotapes Music: The Beatles, Pink Floyd, CSN, The Flaming Lips, Queen, Led Zeppelin, The Everybodyfields, Modest Mouse, The Shins, Led Zeppelin, Beta Band, Beck, Simon & Garfunkel (Sp? Always spell it wrong), Paul Simon, Tomahawk, Rasputina, CCR, Hank Williams Sr., Johnny Cash, and Neil Young to name a few. Food: Anything asian or Italian. Yum yum!

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Paper and pen, my cat, friends, cello, family, and books.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Alot of quirky and minor observations and questions. I love finding those small, interesting gems in people. Also, I'm a bit of an idealist, so I have a hard time having a rooted system in the present. Though sometimes thinking about the future is pleasant, it usually fills me with quite a bit of anxiety. So, trying to fix that problem.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Hard to tell. I'm either a hermit or out on the town. I don't keep a very habitual schedule. So I'm either reading a book/writing/playing on the interwebz, or out at dinner/smoking it up with a small group of friends. I don't like large parties very much.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I'm a blossoming Dominatrix with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Interesting mix, right?

You should message me if Propose an edit

You like good conversation, and you think I might just be a pretty hep cat to talk to.

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