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MitzvahGuy

23 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Riding trains... awesome. And buses and cars. Or any means of transport that moves to a deep rhythmic resonance. I'm on a train now looking out at a beautiful afternoon sky plumped with pillows textured like clouds; this is how I feel.

With the smooth motion of the train rumbling down your body as your fingers gently draw themselves through the cool sky blue pressed against the window... the clouds glomming onto your fingers like heavenly cotton candy... a moment beautifully #clutch(ed). Thank you again my pure, sweet, sticky friends for sharing your wafting sense of calm.

BA in International Studies (Penn)
Bachelor of Science in Economics (Wharton)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When my friends recommended that I not get a job, I commented I might put an application out for new friends; in fact, they would prefer I spend that time dedicated to chronicling my life. They insist it is spectacular, not just kooky (though if it was only 'cookie' -- no complaints!).

If you were a modern day Michalangelo, what medium would you work in? I'd probably sculpt youtube videos. Given the choice of theme for the channel, I'd spend my days getting to know the world's coffee-shops and their patrons, shaking them down with small talk, and robbing them of their greatest insights until I discovered the subject of my ultimate masterpiece. There's something infinitely interesting about strangers' perspectives.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
explaining complex ideas simply
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Jewfro. Really blue eyes. Teddybear-level hugs (see photographic evidence above, *wink).

Also, how I know--tis' concepts more than things!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you plan on petitioning your government, I believe non-violent protesting and civil disobedience is the way to go; one might say I've read on the subject Thoreau-ly.

Apparently watching rom-coms together helps relationships succeed (#winning).

Ingrid Michaelson is a poetess!

I've dreamt of food-related superpowers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, is it

all you need?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This profile is long enough already! Feel free to send a message and ask.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
So inconceivable, that should
You ask, "What is typical?" I could
No words discover, and no wile
Devise for answer, but a smile;

A smile so joyous, it might seem
My happiness was but a dream,
My joy so overwhelming, too,
I doubted if it could be true.

-- Ibn Hazm
11th century Muslim Scholar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What am I really doing on Friday nights?

I #ChallahAtAllTheGirls.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You understand that a message containing only hey :), hello :), or hi :) is not an effective form of communication. A good first question could be, "Where did you learn those fine swing'n dance moves I see in your photo?". To answer your question, I might respond by saying, "Thank you! I danced on a team at school; do you dance? I'd be happy to teach you the basics."

For the overachievers:
Here's a compatibility survey! I have itemized a number of appreciations that border on eccentricities. Tally up the ones that apply to you, multiply that number by four, and message me your score! If you have a high score, the first ice cream or cup of tea is on me. Good luck!

1) You are, in fact, a woman. Given this, we'll venture on!
2) You read [books] and like discussing them.
3) You enjoy the particulars of teatime.
4) You play an instrument or sing.
5) You noticed my use of oxford commas and semicolons.
6) Being fit (but not fanatical about it).
7) You enjoy stimulating conversations,
here and (over) there; much like green eggs and ham.
8) You could cuddle for days.
9) You are enjoying tallying all of this to figure your score.
10) You are competitive in sports, especially board & card games.