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30 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:42am
Pacific Islander, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a robot pretending to be a human being, so far so good. I've got arms, preferences, a CPU, principles, a shitty cooling system, a sense of timing and wit, and my legs are annoyingly more pale than the rest of me despite my sincere efforts.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, boxing, dancing, learning, playing, cooking, listening, flirting, trying to get a masters, getting new ink, and taking as little time off as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If we meet up, I won't have to tell you what I'm good at, you can judge for yourself. Honestly, I read this section of other profiles with some is often far beyond reality. So with that in mind: I'm really good at making lead into gold, being able to stop time, and I can also set myself on fire without acquiring injuries (ok that last part is true, once anyway)

Things I'm NOT really good at:
Flirting online (seriously, offline is much easier!), Baking (and yes, I cook well and bake poorly!), folding t-shirts, ice skating, talking to old guys in the sauna.
EDIT: I've gotten better at talking to people in awkward it's one of my favorite things to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look out of place in most places. I smell good. I snack CONSTANTLY.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I haven't read fiction in a while, I've been spending my book time on personal finance, the Syria/Iraq conflict, fitness, and CBT stuff.

Really into music, I love different genres for different activities. Reggae/Soul for driving/chilling/smoking/writing, Hiphop/Trap for boxing/running/driving, Triphop/lounge for chilling, old school jazz for chilling...
There are not many styles I dislike, I can generally find artists that do it for me in any genre. I dig music trading, I will trade mixtapes like we're middle school friends all day!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Luck, Sex, Honesty, Humor, Adaptation, Perspective.

And yeah,

O2 is pretty important.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Going to have to talk about this stuff in person, it's far too much fun to waste on a profile that wont even be read. After all, most people are just here to check out your pics.

Really, if you want an easy conversation topic, just blurt out what you give a shit about, what youre passionate about. Non sequitur is OK!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out playing with friends, in sleeping. Depends on the friday!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a very open mind when it comes to relationships, and I am too honest for my own good.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are looking for a date, a playmate, for a man with an open mind

If you are looking for someone willing to set aside ego and just relax

If you get tired of all the "little white lies" that come with dating

Dont message me if:

You flake at the last minute.

You suck at communicating.